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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 5h

A Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs wear eyeshadow, lipstick, and wigs

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 13h

Holy shit.

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 5h

yay! eat dirt and maggots 4eva, Jim Bakker!

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 6h

i’ve been having a lot of fun lately just ignoring everything

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 9h

The whole Greek life thing is so deranged. “This house full of horny unwashed boys whose parents are paying for their social life is actually classy and sophisticated because there are some Greek letters and columns out front.”

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 7h

I found a couple loose eyeballs under the floorboards if anyone is looking, or rather, searching for them.

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 6h

someone should invent a cinnamon toast delivery portal

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 7h

i prefer clooney in goofier roles like coen bros and welcome to collinwood but ocean’s 11 clooney works in a pinch

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 7h

on my deathbed resting comfortably, knowing my legacy is safe because the strip club i danced at in vegas in ‘95 is namechecked in ocean’s 11

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 8h

it’s gotten to the point that I only go to Taco Bell so I can drop a 100% cash tip on my bill and exp the vicarious thrill just to feel something, which is honestly kind of gross of me

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 8h

I would like a glp1 that works to repel internet

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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 13h

Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 9h

That’s the city I live in and a city I used to live in… you’re telling on yourself, Mr. President. You are obsessed with me.

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 9h

1990s-style goatees are triggering.

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dame @dame.is · 30/09/2026

the fact that it’s abnormal and disincentivized to express some hope/optimism online from time to time is part of what got us in this mess

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Facebook messaging the one kid who signed my yearbook] Just wanted to let you know that I did have a great summer

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ll allow a heaven where Catherine O’Hara and Fred Willard reign supreme together as its prom king and queen. youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q

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Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD

YouTube video by artfilm33

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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In light of Cornell and history old as time of men abusing women and institutions doing fuck-all, I think we should not only preserve space but actively encourage my daughter beating the fuck out of your brat son for touching her. Or I beat the fuck out of you in front of your wife and kids.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The nurse told me I had good veins so I said, "Thanks, they're haunted."

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026

January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A Venn diagram of scary season and stew season is two circles making love

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my favorite thing to do when i see somebody watching an hgtv show is to unplug the tv and for good measure dump a bowl of lukewarm spaghetti on their head

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One great thing about lacking object permanence is that I still really enjoy the heck out of a good game of peekaboo.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In high school, I was voted most likely to vanish in a corn maze

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When you say "ratify the contract," I picture a document in a red leather jacket and dusty blond hair that's a party in the front and a sweet rat tail in the back.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do you love fall or do you have weird legs?

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am the Lorax, I speak for the data centers.

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am finally going to do it … I’m going to google “justin bieber”

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Signs of approaching Autumn: - dark fairies return from their summer vacations - forest gloom takes on an orange hue - moss awakens from slumber to devour unwary hikers - garden gnomes sharpen their fangs - the twig witch inflicts her pumpkin-spiced curse upon the land once more

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ugh, can't believe it's the Autumnal Equinox, and I just discovered that I'm out of henge cleaner.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026

this is a genuinely crazy story

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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I didn’t know that Susan Collin’s could make me furious again. She’s still got it

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got kicked out of the free clinic for demanding every possible injection because I’m “vaxxmaxxing”

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*

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Ryan Deem @ryandeem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There is no ethical consumption on the Oregon Trail

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FACTS • harbinger of hayrides • 1000% spike in marshmallow roastings • invented in 2003 to sell spiced coffee • if bitten by wild pumpkin, seek help from nearest scarecrow • changing colors of leaves are completely painless (to humans)

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

These people are all moral and ethical shitboxes, but I’m floored by the fact that it involves someone named “Raven Finegan”, truly the most “main character of a 14 year old’s Hunger Games fanfic” name I’ve come across in the wild in recent memory.

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i do genuinely get whiplash that the harshest most insane shit I’ll hear wrt What Should Be Done about trump comes from like 65 y/o plus people

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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My most elitist opinion is that United States Senators shouldn't post, period. No social media presence. A page for them, sure, but run by comms staffers, the Senator never touches it.

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waxmonkey @waxmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i like harris and i wish she was the president right now

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Is social media addictive? Are smartphones addictive?” Come on, we all know the world was different before we were looking at these screens all the time. We all know they broke our brains and a lot of things got worse. We’re looking at them right now, you and I!

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

These are peak days of people who don’t know how to run things actually running things.

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