iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

TONY STARK: Will you marry me? PEPPER POTTS: You have to ask properly TONY: [puts on Iron Man costume] Will you be my *sigh* fe-ancé? PEPPER: Omg yes!

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harpy @harpy.party · 22h

using my mind powers to turn the kettle on before i get out of bed

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h

i finally found my way out of a corn maze for this?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21h

is it boardom, it’s boardom isn’t it

Longtime surfers are being diagnosed with this strange condition 🤔 🏄‍♀️ 🤔

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ME: What's your favourite Olympic event? WIFE: Discus ME: Omg I would if you'd answer my question, Sharon

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'd use the subjunctive if I were you.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some guy: Who are you two? Secret agent: Bond, James Bond. Guy in coonskin hat: Davy. Davy Crockett. King of the wild frontier.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

biblically accurate karate chops

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spirit Halloween workers love hearing how they need to get in the spirit. so be sure to tell them

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Technically this isn’t my first rodeo. But I was a clown at the last one, so maybe don’t listen to me.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

I like gossip until it's about me and then I LOVE it

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The windchimes stay on during sex.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have a theory about why self deprecating humor is funny, but you guys will probably think it’s stupid because I’m dumb and ugly

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

nana was quite secretive she always kept something up her sleeve (a tissue) 😬

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

me: i dreamed i went to home depot & asked where i could find a ball screw & the sales guy said you mean a nut fucker & i was like yeah a testicle shagger & he said sure ok they’re over there with the other bits my gynecologist: what

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Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A time machine, but it only works when you let someone ahead of you in traffic and they don’t wave so you can go back 10 seconds and use that time to curse their bloodline instead

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i made an app that lets you hook up with basketball players but probably should not have named it “date a center”

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

shouldn't they be called horseboys?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

refused to invite count chocula in and now he’s sitting on my porch pouting

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

please tell us the name of the lady who thwarted the RAF terror plot cuz vans were parked on her road. is it karen , it’s karen, isn’t it 🤔

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

is it say hello, it’s say hello isn’t it

Shark diver reveals the one thing you should do if a shark approaches you
👋🏼 🦈 👋🏼

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

imagine being partnered up with me… no, more disappointment

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I could go to sleep but unfortunately I’m committed to making tomorrow worse for me and everyone involved

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nothing says “please munch my butt” like a man with Dude Wipes in his bathroom.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“You really don’t have to walk with me, Doug.” “Nah, it’s fine. We’re early and I never get to do this.”

A hawk, wings behind its back, strides alongside a frog.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Measure twice, cut once," I grunt, as I realise your legs won't fit in the freezer.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

pumpkin spice cheeseburger

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sorry that when you said "mic drop" I dropped your baby named Mike.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She’s a 10 but doesn’t use semi colons correctly when she’s texting me the grocery list

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[reading a braille edition of Romeo & Juliet] Me: I feel scene.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This day in history. 1976. A Paul McCartney and Wings concert raised $50,000 for restoration of historic Venice buildings and only cost the city a few million in damages to St Mark's Square caused by heavy trucks and equipment, according to my sources (the voices in my head).

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ensuring a clean getaway by using my t-shirt canon to fire donuts at the pursuing cops

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Local man receiving service estimates: Give me a break! Service center: We recommend service on both brakes. That's $600 dollars for each. Local man:

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

boi, are you one of the founding fathers bc you gave me syphilis

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If your butthole doesn’t smell like pumpkin spice by October, you’re simply not committed to the season.

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i don't know why you're doing it but can we all stop body shaming bears please. all that porridge is hell on the hips.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The only breasts I’ve touched recently belonged to a rotisserie chicken.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If I ever become a murderer, I’m going axe murderer. It’s clearly the superior genre.

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