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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My idea of a three-way is when I have two different Bath&Body Works candles burning at the same time.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Filling up the birdbath with fresh water & waiting, motionless, nearby with a tiny sponge, brush, body wash dispenser, & bird shower cap at the ready

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[opening the sad app to sad with sad people over some sad] wonder why I’m feeling so sad

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I waggled my eyebrows at J and she just pointed at this guy right outside the hotel room window.

Man in a parking lot booth with a large sign saying No in & out.

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I enjoy watching hair makeover/transformation reels on Instagram but why are so many stylists styling their clients with long hair (no bangs) with the hair literally falling forward and in the client’s eyes? Seriously, if I had long hair it would make me insane to have my hair in my eyes like that!

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 20/09/2026

wise elder

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone I know in real life, and with whom I’m mutuals on Instagram, posted a video from her feeder cam. It showed a white-breasted nuthatch but she called it a blue jay in the caption, and I didn’t correct her. I just continued to scroll. I was like, look at me being so nonchalant.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

tf you mean I’m “rigid”??? just earlier today I let someone call a tortoise a turtle and let them go on with their story without a word. fuck

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I tell all of my secrets to the trees.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The fearless thief….

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Telling the hummingbirds about my day.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 18/09/2026

There should be a German word for when you see a picture of pancakes and your brain erases everything inside of you but "want to get pancakes?"

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sometimes circumstance delivers us a feel-good story.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/09/2026

Called it. The father was charged with punching the child while the mother did witness intimidation to cover it up. www.wbur.org/news/2026/09...

The case was reported to the state in early 2025. Both parents were charged in connection with an incident at the family’s Southborough home in late January of that year, according to court documents. WBUR is not identifying the teenager, who is a minor.

Joseph Kutzko was accused of punching and threatening his then-15-year-old child at the family home on Jan. 28, 2025, records from Westborough District Court show. A Southborough police detective wrote that Kutzko punched the victim in the shoulder and pulled them by their hair. Kutzko later allegedly threatened to kill the victim “for not singing in tune during a birthday celebration,” according to court records.

Kutzko was arrested the next day and pleaded not guilty. In setting bail, the judge referred to three prior restraining orders against Kutzko, one of which is permanent. She did not say whether any are tied to this case.

The child’s mother, Arlene Kutzko, was charged with witness intimidation after allegedly pressuring the child to “tell the school that she was exaggerating and being stupid.”

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

practically imperfect in every way

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Smoke & Mirrors @gonzoabsurdist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I've been shadow banned because I smoke too real I spit esoteric truths I wipe my ass with all flags I've dethroned the gods and birthed a new infernal plane

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

thinking of changing up my look may start walking around while carrying a falcon

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I may not be the brightest bulb in the shed but I am the sharpest hoe.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here is a nice mushroom

A large and beautiful bear’s head tooth mushroom grows from the flaky bark of a dying maple tree in a sultry summer swamp. All photos by me

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[double date] Other couple: How did you two meet? Me: Well, I saw Brenda’s tits online and slid right into her DMs. The rest is history.

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Craig @thevoiceoftreason.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In these dark days I feel that I ought to share a special photo of my very special rescue dog, Sasha. She didn't have a great life until I found her 7 years ago, but is about to turn 11, and gets more beautiful by the day. Fills my heart with joy to see her this way, and particularly when she runs.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I can do whatever the fuck I want, within reason, if I had the money.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

behold the awesomeness of my daughter’s 100% handmade Karlach from Baldur’s Gate cosplay (yes, even the axe)

My daughter cosplaying as Karlach from Baldur’s Gate

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve been singing to my vagina to cheer it up and honestly I cunt see much of a difference

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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you can't handle me singing show tunes in the shower, that's probably for the best because the whistling starts next

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nine years ago today, I met my soul dog, and with no plans before that to get a dog, I took her home. I had the adoption forms filled out before I even called my husband. We observe this day as her birthday too, and today marks her 11th year. Every day she is with us is a gift. Our precious girl. 🐾❤️

A senior pit bull named Maya licks her lips before eating her birthday treat.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

wife: I just think it’s odd that you take two kickboxing lessons and now really wanna go to the zoo

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What do you mean insulation isn’t naturally pink? What do you mean they don’t dig it out of the ground that way?

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

broke up with my medieval bf because he won’t stop fretting about the harvest

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026

Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣

a tiny snowy plover chick, about 2 inches tall, looks through a shrub as if theyr hiding, on a beach

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's not a gentle madness, this brain rot called trauma. It's a festering infection, a sepsis of the mind, a thing that takes a perfectly reasonable person and diminishes them, crippling with emotions and triggers, until they fall as the world watches in silent judgment.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

adopt don’t shop

some gremlin characters all dressed up one is holding a candy bowl

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #AngryBirds, so here are four pics I’ve taken showcasing some of our fine feathered friends in some serious moods. Alt text is where it’s at, bébé.

The Grackle of Judgement. They saw you leave your shopping cart in the parking lot instead of returning it to the cart corral and they hope you have the day you deserve.

These three are so done with your shit. Pick up your goddamn litter at the beach.

He hates your tattoos and doesn’t understand your life choices.

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I used the word “mid” in conversation and my 23 year old just couldn’t believe that I know the term. I realized I must look like the Crypt Keeper to him lmao

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/09/2026

who would like to fund a documentary: I go to 35 different men who send unsolicited dick pics to non-consenting women. I get to know them and their whole lives, very nuanced. I ask them why, I really listen, we fully explore it. When we're done, I murder them on camera.

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wasted my entire life worrying. Anyhoo, here’s Wonderwall

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

An epiphany that may never come. Anyhoo, here’s Wonderwall

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Mine will be because my cat insists on running over my feet when I walk down the basement steps.

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Every time I see that walking bag of pus shake hands with someone, I get nauseated because I am confident that he always has some poop under his nails or on his skin. 🤢

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones

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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[me, wearing a Dr’s coat and tearing a piece of paper off of a notepad] “Ok, I have written you a prescription for a calzone as big as your head, and an edible. Please keep in mind that I am not a real doctor, and this is not a valid prescription, but I wish you bon appétit and a nice, mellow high.”

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

hey welcome to America you can get arrested for giving water to people waiting in line to vote but the president is offering you $5k to vote for his party

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