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Allan Mott

@houseofglib.bsky.social
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Broadcast the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and make them all dance to it. Co-Host of @cinemashame.bsky.social He/Him

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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 7h
It smells more like a Pumpkin Cinnamon Caramel Latte Cake but I’m taking it as a win.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 8h
Watching BOUND and I’m not sure why we didn’t cancel everything once we saw Gina Gershon painting a ceiling and all collectively realized that was as sexy as humanity will ever get. Maybe that’s why the Zs hate sex now?
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 9h
They told me I was mad at the academy. They never understood my ideas. But I'll show them! I'll SHOW THEM ALL!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 9h
I don't want to make y'all jealous bc your lives aren't as exciting as mine but I'm currently conducting an experiment where I have lit two different scented candles--Caramel Pumpkin Cake and Cinnamon Chai Latte--to see if the result smells like a Caramel Cinnamon Pumpkin Cake Chai Latte.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How can you film a movie when you're peeing every 10 minutes?
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, @troyliss.bsky.social and I are chatting on Teams about a campaign we're working on that involves carousal ads. Troy posts a photo from LOGAN'S RUN, which I respond to with a laughing emoji. "Thank you for being the only person in the office who would get this joke," he responds. #GenZatWork
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, boy! I'm really hoping you understand my subtext right now." - To Cypher "Damn, girl! You look just like someone I know!" - To Mystique
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Danny (aka Pre-Code.Com) @pre-code.com · 01/10/2026
It's Myrna Loy mania on @tcmtv.bsky.social this month, with a lot of fun, scandalous romps to be found. -- pre-code.com/pre-code-mov...
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Pre-Code Movies on TCM, October 2026
Miles and miles of Myrna Loy arrive in October, plus some spooky watches to boot!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new season of TASKMASTER is really justifying the fact that I've had a crush on Nina Conti ever since I first saw Nina Conti. Yes, I have imagined what a night with her and Shari Lewis would have been like and I am not ashamed to admit it.
British ventriloquist Nina Conti sits in-between Little Britain's Matt Lucas and The IT Crowd's Richard Ayoarde on the 5th episode of the 22nd season of Taskmaster. Conti is dressed in a mod-ish mid-length flowery dress with gorgeous knee-length white boots.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I thought I was excited about the James Garner and Raquel Welch auctions (which together cost me around $1500).
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In fairness to the asshole I'm seeing people dunking on, conventional wisdom amongst experts is that firing squads actually are the most humane way to execute prisoners. The other methods are actually more extended/painful but "lethal injection" polls better than "firing squad".
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One thing the Cornell case has made me realize--as far as I can remember, I have never been a part of a long term all dude general group chat*, but there have been (and still are) several where I'm the only dude. I feel good about this.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I may be wrong about this, but I think the reports of Schmitt's fuck up make a mistake in assuming his team mistook one team with Hawks in their name with another. I think that was just a random coincidence. The texts they displayed don't mention any team at all. Beyond the NCAA game Smith--
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna put on my brag hat on because I saw this the day it aired. Which is surprising because I would have been 9 (or 10 if it aired in the six days between my birthday and Halloween) and I avoided horror (despite being fascinated by it) for nightmare reasons.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember this is the exact same channel that did a segment where a woman called Fred Rogers, "...an evil, evil man...." for the crime of encouraging all children to feel special for being themselves.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my lived reality too. Every time I've gone to the U.S. I've hung out with people I've met online. In NYC, one of them actually let me stay in her apartment even though she was out of town at the time. And when I told that to Canadian customs, they searched my bag for drugs. :)
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, a lifetime of hopeless flirting with that asshole is probably a fate worse than death.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know Bond drives Aston-Martins (or whatever they’re called) but I have no idea what they look like so I don’t know if I’m supposed to be excited by the car he has in his secret parking spot.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will give SKYFALL credit because so far its action set pieces have all been the right amount of long. Unlike CASINO ROYALE where every single one was 5 minutes too long.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do enjoy scenes set in subway systems I’ve ridden in the past. So, mostly London and NYC.
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Instead of going absolutely nuclear over an industry decision I just saw, here are some films about surviving sexual violence I think you might find healing and/or cathartic: THINGS BEHIND THE SUN BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA MS. 45 I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE SPEAK MYSTERIOUS SKIN SLEEPERS THE TALE REVENGE
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s a waste of good scotch….” is now officially the most disgusting line in the franchise. Congratulations SKYFALL! You did it!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oop. Sexy dangerous lady just made out with him in the shower while she was naked. She just signed her own death certificate.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roger Moore never needed to be saved by a CGI Komodo dragon. Just sayin’.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DON’T LISTEN TO HIM SEXY DANGEROUS FRENCH LADY! It’s sure to get you killed.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ha! The lady bartender shook his martini without him telling her to! What an amusing reversal of our expectations! This movie is really zigging when we think it’s zagging!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Preview for an upcoming episode of @cinemashame.bsky.social!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“What were you expecting? An exploding pen? We really don’t go for that anymore!” Ha! It’s funny because those other movies are fun fantasies but this one is for realsies serious!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s legit weird that only three films in and they’re already pushing the “too old” button. We can see how good Craig looks for his age in comparison to the other Bonds. Why are you lying to us, SKYFALL?
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good song over the credits. I think the singer might be a big deal some day.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have seen the scene where he does actually die in the last movie. It's great. I'd watch a whole movie that was nothing but scenes of James Bond being killed. Like EDGE OF TOMORROW without the happy ending.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know he's not really dead movie and I resent you getting my hopes up like this.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm already mad that something bad is going to happen to Naomie Harris, even though I have no idea if anything actually does.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My employer observes Truth & Reconciliation Day (even though it's not a recognized holiday in Alberta because Danielle Smith is an evil racist), so after a quiet day off I am now feeling ready to jump back into the Craig Bonds with my first ever viewing of the one I think people like the best?
Movie poster for 2012's SKYFALL.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The scariest part of being 50 is realizing how many people your age have spent their life just existing. Not learning, not evolving, not growing, not improving. Just staying exactly the same as they've always been. I'm not saying I'm a model for self-improvement, but I still find that disturbing.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, I'm more likely to marvel at the random flukes that got me here. Like how I can sincerely answer, "How do you become a professional writer?" by saying, "Based on my personally experience, the first thing you have to do is get a job washing dishes at a Greek restaurant."
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The proper reaction whenever you hear anyone refer to AI as "Superior Intelligence":
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Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
ALT: Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not a fan of the director but I'm withholding judgment on DIGGER until I've seen it, since I find satire is the genre most critics fuck up--especially if the director has a history of making fun of critics.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The wild thing about the Schmitt thing was that even if his conspiracy wasn't complete bullshit, it was still only "Smith's security texted each other about him attending a sports game in a city another person Trump hates lives in."
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He thought he was making the Fox News clip of the hearing when he was making the MSNOW clip.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loved it. Finding out that Boorman considered THE HERETIC: THE EXORCIST II a repudiation of the original explains both why it's always been so widely rejected and why I love it as much as I did.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been wanting to watch this since I first heard about it and I just saw it’s on iTunes, so I’m watching it now.
Poster for the new documentary BOORMAN AND THE DEVIL
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm so vain I think every avatar is about me.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barry Bostwick smiling goofily while wearing a blue headband and giving a thumbs up in a screencap from Hal Needham's MEGAFORCE.
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the Bizarro MAGAverse those ads would now go, "Don't give a hoot. Real men love to pollute!"
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A CASABLANCA TV show was such a terrible idea that they tried it more than once. 28 years after this attempt failed in 1955, a 1983 prequel series starring David "Hutch" Soul only lasted 5 episodes.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our place makes an appearance in this post!
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After being online buddies for years, it was great having @zaron3.bsky.social join @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social and me on @cinemashame.bsky.social last night to talk about the ridiculous crime classic THE LAVENDER HILL MOB. Be awhile before you can hear it, so listen to some of these until then:
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Ridiculous Crime
History Podcast · Updated Weekly · True Crime is more than blood, guts, mayhem, and murder. Zaron Burnett and Elizabeth Dutton share outlandish tales of capers, heists, and cons that shine a light on ...
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Allan Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People don't realize that job interviews work both ways. Sure, you can feel it's unprofessional to bring Starbucks to an interview, and I can feel like I don't want to work for someone who thinks something that random and dumb.
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DVP @dvpdoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just watched a boomer coworker type “Google” into the Google search box.
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