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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All the people out there making unsubstantiated claims: [See clerk inside for receipt]

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why does all the weed these days smell like cached bong resin

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MykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check.

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yassss queen.... Wear so much perfume that bystanders pass out!! You go gurl!! 🤢

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The same people bitchin about data centers use AI for the dumbest shit constantly

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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How do you destroy a country? You destroy its strong economy first.

Bottom line, consumers paid 90% of the tariffs

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If life gives you lemonade then what’re you waiting for drink it stupid

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Who should we put in charge of our government? The majority: who is literally the worst at doing math?

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What is a breakfast sexual innuendo and can I put my gravy all over its biscuits?

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Scientists have yet to invent a way for laymen to admit 'there might be someone with a brain that's capable of understanding something they are not able to understand' without feeling butthurt

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In the Land of De Pahnties I dance and I sing There, I am king

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ten pounds of skeets in a five-pound bag

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

locals at my door with pitchforks and torches want to hold a referendumb

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why is it that the second I sit down to relax, someone needs something from me?

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

giving my boobs uppies into my sports bra

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Date: you’re so down to earth Me: thanks! I’ve lived here my whole life

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey I'm feeling very vulnerable right now if someone wanted to seduce me I could very easily fall in love with them

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Holding a séance to hold back the horniness.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

im gonna start cosplaying as a normal human man

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My blood type is Cheddar

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My anxiety has never once fixed a problem, but I admire its commitment to the project.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the fall equinox really snuck up on me and now I haven’t even picked out which one of you I’m going to use as a human sacrifice to the old gods

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Each day, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I finally got around to washing my cum sock. Please clap.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Was Hunter Biden’s laptop a Macbook or a Dell If it was an HP just lock him up

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pull your butt plugs out and go vote this year, Assholes Or leave them in and go vote, just get off your ass

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m only popular because I showed my tits to everyone on the internet

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

A word to the wise from the king of the idiots

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I hope I’m the reason your lame partner tries to tell you to delete your account

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me: My anaconda don't want none Her: I got buns, Hun Me: Ok.. let's do this

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Your face Your face Your butt Your face

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sorry, my ancestors begged me to delete that

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Ooo America you in trouble girl

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today’s tears are just softening the earth for the rise of tomorrow’s rage.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I mean you’re hot but not holding a puppy hot.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"These breadsticks have too much garlic butter on them" WHO RAISED YOU

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

do any other first names mean horny or is it just Randy

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

How many rackets does it take for a cabal to keep caballin’

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If a Cabal quacks like a duck The people drinking their Kool-Aid say “that’s not a cabal that’s just a duck”

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There are no mistakes, just stupid fucking accidents.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Its called skeets and the cum is stored in the replies.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

It’s okay to be sad. I mean, just look around.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

never thought being an adult would entail so much debating of the obvious

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

quit horsin around on here

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