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orcus

@goblin.news
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Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

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orcus @goblin.news · 10h
I’m sure it appears I’ve been sleeping soundly — in fact I have made contact with the ageless custodian of that looming and seemingly vacant Art Deco tower downtown — with these brass keys he has taught me to commune with (and satisfy!) the steaming machinic God which has grown to fill every office!
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orcus @goblin.news · 22h
Through my experiments I came to regard The Tangle as an agentive force, though lacking in intelligence, possessing a surfeit of burning ardor…
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orcus @goblin.news · 30/09/2026
shh! we have to wait for night, when the sun won’t hear
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orcus @goblin.news · 29/09/2026
have you considered this youtu.be/tDcYRpOfl4E
youtu.be
Blue Wind Melody
YouTube video by Shiho Yabuki - Topic
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm a big fan of lurking, looming, scurrying, scrambling, skulking, skittering, scrabbling and clambering, but at the end of the day nothing beats a good scamper
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orcus @goblin.news · 29/09/2026
I’ll be wind scattered leaves now
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orcus @goblin.news · 29/09/2026
it’s not just you: we all feel the ancient evil stalking the barrows each night, and though it has yet to speak its cacodaemoniacal omen even the strong among us fear the opening of its maw filled with a glutinous salivation
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orcus @goblin.news · 27/09/2026
if you get to the part of the old road where you start seeing the daybats with eyes like cut gemstones you’ve got too far, go back towards the fetid river and look for the big white mailbox, that’s us
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orcus @goblin.news · 26/09/2026
you can’t just put any two objects together and get a new object with different properties, it’s way deeper than that: it’s the essence of inventing
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orcus @goblin.news · 26/09/2026
Yeh these freaky tools are my inventions, made ‘em myself, no idea what they do yet tho…
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qualiaflow @qualiaflow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no one wants to be trapped in a moment of eternity anymore. the old time-loops lie in the yard, brimming with rain; leaves collect in the deep end of wednesday
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orcus @goblin.news · 25/09/2026
Hiding in the bushes is just one subtle little signal you can use to non-verbally say “no thank you I don’t want to talk right now!!”
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orcus @goblin.news · 25/09/2026
Someone somewhere fell powerful asleep, started dreaming. Big enough dream for us to be in, we can all pile in, I felt the reverberations just then.
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orcus @goblin.news · 24/09/2026
can you keep track of all the mysterious bullshit for the next couple hours?
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Harold Richer @haroldricher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Neo luddites gobbo here
A goblin with a sledgehammer on a pile of broken electronic devices. It is written "down with AI ! AI destroys the planet, steals from artists and enriches billionaires"
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orcus @goblin.news · 24/09/2026
are you sure you’re not just acting out an arcane drama encoded in your RNA or some other bullshit?
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orcus @goblin.news · 24/09/2026
We can get loafed up and loaded on the muddy banks maybe
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orcus @goblin.news · 24/09/2026
white chiffon embroidered with green algae
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you wouldnt last a week out in the streets. lots of cars these days. they'll hit you.
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orcus @goblin.news · 23/09/2026
hole
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orcus @goblin.news · 23/09/2026
if we give the trees some privacy I’m sure they’ll move around and switch places, they’re just a little shy
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
It’s time to come clean: Everyone can tell you severed your hearts shadow from the lunar cycle and you’re faking it.
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
Saw your doppelgänger at the deli looking wan as hell…
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
I’m not prepared to trust three sewer elves.
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
have you dabbled in elf medication?
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
Did you feed that uhh… fuckin’… Citadel of Pestilence? yet? today??
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
What would change if your name was Scary Erik?
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orcus @goblin.news · 22/09/2026
We all get stressed and sad sometimes 😔 And we all get diarrhea from it too 🫂
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orcus @goblin.news · 21/09/2026
IF I say everyone should die and each be replaced by three birds it’s NOT a threat because I am NOT A WIZARD who can sacrifice humans to create birds!!!!
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orcus @goblin.news · 21/09/2026
This is my boat anchor, I drag it around, one day it will catch.
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orcus @goblin.news · 21/09/2026
Try to sculpt my leaden face.
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orcus @goblin.news · 20/09/2026
oh wow! I never imagined the six car garage would be a vertical structure with a perpetual flame on top!
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orcus @goblin.news · 20/09/2026
I, for one, don’t think we should worry about the windowless castle assembling itself in the suburbs, or the activities it’s shrouded inhabitants ☺️
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orcus @goblin.news · 20/09/2026
trying an asporous lifestyle
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orcus @goblin.news · 20/09/2026
Do you like? Should we?
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orcus @goblin.news · 19/09/2026
obsidian tower shrouded in mist emoji
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orcus @goblin.news · 19/09/2026
canned clam is an experiment in industrial necromancy
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orcus @goblin.news · 19/09/2026
interested in getting started with clothes
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UHaul loves goblins
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orcus @goblin.news · 18/09/2026
idk I guess I just kinda feel like we shouldn’t be importing dream centipedes, like they belong in the wild
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orcus @goblin.news · 18/09/2026
oh, wow, a dream centipede? usually can’t get those in this world…
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orcus @goblin.news · 18/09/2026
Hiding from sadness in junk drawer categories, mastering miscellany, and biding time
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orcus @goblin.news · 18/09/2026
Legally it’s not chocolate, no, but most find it to be an equally enjoyable experience
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orcus @goblin.news · 18/09/2026
usually people are impressed when I rear up on my hind legs and take a couple steps…
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orcus @goblin.news · 17/09/2026
Based on a morphological analysis, and grounded in the fossil record, I now believe modern crocodilians evolved from bamboo.
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orcus @goblin.news · 17/09/2026
speech mimicry is an adaptation that allows me to get needs met in certain situations
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Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I saw damn bird messing with the dark crystal, I'd wave my hands and shoo it away
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orcus @goblin.news · 17/09/2026
T.E.D. Klein
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orcus @goblin.news · 17/09/2026
new york city martial arts immortality scotland sword fight fictional war
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orcus @goblin.news · 17/09/2026
yes
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