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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 3h
i have been saying this, very loudly in fact
vice article titled “the louder the monkey, the smaller its balls, study finds”. this also applies to human monkeys. i am not loud and my balls are maybe the most normal ones in existence
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 3h
I have never been more certain a proposition is backed by the billionaire class *checks* oh yes, prop 42 is the wealth tax lmao
ad for California prop 42 on Instagram claiming it's paid for by a coalition of
 "retirees, blue-collar workers, seniors, veterans, small business owners and taxpayers" which is a very long winded way of saying Sergey Brin lol
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 3h
I caught a trespasser in the backyard recently
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 3h
Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 4h
happy 10/4 good buddies
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2h
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 4h
$94 BILLION. That's how much 21 utility companies spent on dividends and stock buybacks from 2023 through 2025. Families are choosing between electricity and groceries. This is what tax breaks for the rich buy you.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16h
When I've just about had it with the order of my life I rearrange old photo albums to grow up at random ages. Too cute in that one right so next to it now, and obviously soon after chronologically, big goth baby
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 20h
I'll start with my cat, who really is asleep like this (on my art stuff, naturally)
A tiny little tortoiseshell cat on top of a pile of art supplies, fast asleep on her back with her front two paw stretched straight out into the air.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 19h
Something looks different, Wonder Woman. Did you change your hair?
Skeleton in Wonder Woman outfit with long red hair wig
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 19h
Tonight I was behind a car that was the same make and model as my 2019 car and it had a Gore Lieberman 2000 bumper sticker and… I don’t even know but I thought I should share.
Proof of gore liberman bumper sticker.
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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 17h
also has perfect music!
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19h
I really hate the "you can't judge AI until you've used it!" narrative because 1st of all, you don't need to breathe asbestos to know it ain't good, and 2nd of all, I use it and I hate it. It's always the most aggravating part of my work day. It's not that impressive if you're not easily impressed.
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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 21h
myla just showed up with a tail in her mouth so some lizard is probably having a worse day than you
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22h
Toof.
Close up of gray tabby cat's head from below. He has one tooth sticking out.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your email could have been a pic of a dog in a halloween costume
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 22h
Family dining al fresco. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a shorthaired, white and tabby cat lying in a field looking brightly towards the camera. She has two kittens appearing to nurse on her and a third kitten that looks very much like her that is also looking towards the camera.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/05/2023
If you accidentally fall into the Kool-Aid Man, he starts swishing around like a laundry machine & swallows you whole.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i didn't realize anywhere in real life actually looked like this until i came to vermont for the first time
a field, pond, house, and trees, in a hollow of the green mountains in vermont
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know if you’re going to convince the Pope to say AI has a soul when it took 1900 years to get the Catholic Church to budge even a little on “no meat on Fridays”
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haunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he hates this
cat dressed up like a pretty pink flower
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
was thinking about getting back into shape but round is a pretty good shape so
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 03/10/2026
they should make laws that also apply to people who have a lot of money
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Waiting for me to say a word that starts with "w"
Django, an American Staffordshire Terrier, waiting to hear the magic word
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is him the other day when his sister Freya smushed him 
A white and grey and black tabby cat being smushed by his little sister, a fluffy grey cat named Freya, who is sitting directly on top of him. Theo does not seem to mind though. 
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ME: a rib cage is made out of ribs, right WIFE: yes ME: so then what’s wrong with my bird cage
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUDGE: who is your lawyer ME: it's this haunted thingy I O B J E C T ME: sorry, haunted object F U C K Y O U ME: sorry, cursed object
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the mailman pulled up just as the garbageman was pulling away and they were just close enough that i was able to do a track and field style baton pass with my junk mail
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Billionaires want you to think taxing their wealth "doesn't do anything." Massachusetts passed a millionaire tax and raised $3.1 BILLION. That money is funding bridges, buses, teachers, and free community college. Wealth taxes WORK. That's why the rich hate them. Tax the rich.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i haven't published an advice letter on my patreon in a minute! if you have a Life Question™ you're burning to have anonymized and answered publicly by a grumpy hardass with a heart of gold (uh i hope), email it to raxkingisdead@gmail.com
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for the ol mental health
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heating oil costs are expected to jump 50% this winter. That's $878 MORE out of working families' pockets just to stay warm. We could do something to make things easier for working people. But instead we just give billionaires more tax breaks and expect it to "trickle down."
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is escalating
A photo of an oyster gun
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Snack snatcher from my collection, 1963. The back says “Fluffel, the well fed cat. In our trailer in Cozy Trailer Park, Edison, NJ (he is 6 mo. old).”
Black and white photo of a shorthaired white and tabby cat standing on a seat with its front paws on a dining table, leaning forward as if about to snatch a bit of sandwich on a plate in front of it on the table.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026
leaving the club and googling concert ending explained
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A truck driver working 40 hours a week making $50,000 pays $3,800 in federal income tax. An investor making $50,000 in capital gains pays $0. That is the rigged tax code in plain English.
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Lyd Ⓥ @lydclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m tired
Picture of a tire sensor. All 4 at 31, but tire pressure sensor says low.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AOC should run for President and convert this into the Office of Butlerian Jihad
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ME: goodnight moon MOON: you too
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
m o n c h m o n c h 🥕
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Vanessa Morales @phonemova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here finding the magic on everyday’s things. My fav season is here ✨ Hi #kidlitartpostcard !ready to take in my next project/book. If there’s a project I can fit in please Don’t hesitate to contact my agent at @fullcirclelit for full PB and MG covers www.phonemova.com #kidlitart #witch #magic
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 3:30 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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