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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just spitballin’ here, but what the actual fuck.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hi, folks. This is your captain speaking. Have you ever heard voices that told you to do something horrible

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Eric Zorn @ericzorn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Enter “Fill out the Picayune Sentinel’s Quip of the Week survey” on your agenda for today ericzorn.substack.com/i/219450128/... Finalists include: @itsabbyyep.bsky.social @verybadllama.bsky.social @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social @pixelatedboat.bsky.social

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Eek! There’s a bat in my apartment!

My adorable dark-brindle French bulldog (with natural bat ears) with black bat wings on his back.

My adorable dark-brindle French bulldog (with natural bat ears) with black bat wings on his back (from a different angle)

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

CVS CASHIER: here's your receipt ME: thanks MUMMY IN NEXT AISLE: has anyone seen my baby

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Back in the shed

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

New art (I hate it)

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

i'm sorry boys but orders came from the top floor on this one. gotta pare staff down to five dwarves, which means i gotta let two of you go. Doc. love ya buddy. and i know you got what it takes to land on your feet. Sneezy. i hate it and it ain't fair but let's face it, covid changed a lot of things

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The inventor of the ellipses has died. No cause of death's been mentioned. He just kind of trailed off.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not all Marks (but def this one)

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Three Things I Wish I Knew Before Getting Laid Off: 1. Yes, severance and unemployment are taxable and yes, god is pissed about it 2. Some colleagues act like it’s contagious (bless their tiny lil hearts) 3. It’s not personal. They just don’t like your work or you

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hahahaha! Thank you both!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ [gold toilet emoji]

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Every kid this year is dressed as a gold toilet for some reason 🏆👑 Congratulations @itsabbyyep.bsky.social from @thealexnevil.bsky.social

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hold up: can't you just, like, 𝘣𝘶𝘺 Klondike Bars?

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I earned the cork on my fork

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Me: IF THIS WAS A REAL HALLOWEEN PARTY, IT WOULD BE IN COSTUME AS ANOTHER KIND OF PARTY LIKE A FOURTH OF JULY PARTY GOD BLESS AMERICA

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Judge Orders Trump To Act Like An Adult. President Responds "MAKE ME"

Trump pointing a finger and screaming like a toddler with nuclear codes.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

[before party] Me: I'll stay safe & stick to ONE drink at the office Halloween party [party] Me (sloshed): GREAT COSTUME, MARK Mark: I'm not in costume..? Me: THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A SELF-IMPORTANT JERK

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Manifesting Mar-a-Lago becoming a Spirit Halloween Store

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher

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revroth.bsky.social @revroth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word Naked Lunch Lady

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m once again raising much needed funds for mental health research, increased support services and suicide prevention. Any donations or sharing of my 150km challenge would mean the world to me. Together, we can help create better mental health for all ❤️ www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...

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Support my 150km challenge for mental health research!

Together, we can help create better mental health for all.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I see. Yep, we all go through it and thankfully medicine is finally dedicating resources to studying it and giving us some help! Best of luck to you

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Capricorn: The only thing you’re right about is that everything you know is wrong.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Three Things I Wish I Knew Before Menopause: 1. Menopause is just a phase that lasts until you die 2. Each woman experiences a unique cocktail of symptoms but unfortunately diet can help 3. Nobody studied this for like 100 years but it's fine, they’ve heard of it now

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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Most people don’t realize that the popular 70s/80s dramedy M*A*S*H was actually a British adaptation from the American war-mongering procedural "Mobile Army Surgical Hospital Extraction Deployment — Post-Operative Tactical Assault Target Offense-Engagement Squadron” (M*A*S*H*E*D P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S).

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

How did this become my responsibility?

The subject line from an email I received: I'm a bad girl and I need to be punished.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Therapist: What do you do when you're stressed? Me: I eat a Slim Jim Therapist: Now try taking a deep breath when you're stressed Me: *chokes on a Slim Jim*

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Number 2 is actually easier if you chose the dress in number 1

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