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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

If your date is more than 30 minutes late, you’re allowed to start having sex without them. I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

You can learn a lot about a person just by whether they have their phone muted or not.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I poured you a mug of tuna juice, please respond

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

it's almost like they know what settings you need and just refuse to give them to you

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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Fucking Thursdays As bad as Tuesdays Worse Maybe

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Sore and physically weak, I was concerned I wasn’t recovering from my injury. (it’s important to drink water👀)

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

i’m starting to think that if i allowed it our cat would weigh 3000 lbs

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

The chances are there. Two and two, waiting to be put together.

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

my electric blanket this year is just me lighting my pubes on fire

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Rolling into the cardiologist office with a vape in my bra, in case you were wondering if I'm into health and wellness.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

THERAPIST: Remember, the marbles aren't love. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO: I guess I never really thought about it that way...

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

if you’re reading this, your shitposts are straight up art, bro

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Alexa, explain this fuckery

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

seductively sampling several salamis

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

finna sew a bunch of labubus together to make an ugly sweater for the Xmas party this year

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

thank goodness for texting *every socially awkward person

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I really need to start using this app more often.

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Don’t underestimate my ability to make everything weird.

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I’m in my chicken Alfredo era.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.

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GoneRogue @gonerogue.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

It's not the size of your account, it's how you use it

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Not me flirting with a big wedge or Parmesan 🧀

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I act like I’m ok, but deep down I have a hole in my sock.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I know this may come as a big shock but I've never put a second thought into any of my posts.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I may not be able to give you the moon, but I’ll make you a BLT and I think that’s better anyway

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Sassyteach24 @sassyteach24.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

The breath on your neck that lets you know your effect on them.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I’ll only pull the thread that leads me to you.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Typo during sexting like, "I want your hot jazz all over my tots."

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

if you can’t handle me at my worst don’t text me at all actually

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I left my palm prints on the outside of your bedroom window. Please respond.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever smelled a thunderstorm in the desert?

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

“That is LIT!!” Me, pointing at a candle

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

It's with a heavy sigh that I follow you back.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A website devoted to beavers OnlyDams

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Listen… I too am an undercover informant working to dismantle the U.S.A., by infiltrating the cult of shit-posters on Bluesky My opp name is Bait McMuff Ssh don’t tell anyone .. want a cookie

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

{ my tombstone } She made a grave error. Again.

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Make her laugh. Thats it, that’s the post.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

My prayers mostly consist of me asking my brain to not think of any more funny skeets while I’m trying to sleep.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Okay.. Go be whatever the fuck you want to be But please please..let it be authentic (bows in full costume then exits stage left) snagglepuss

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

If we can’t be weird together. I don’t want it.

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Sorry for all the things I said while I was hungry.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Let’s listen to some really complicated post modern music until the gin takes over and we’re all “fuck it, Tool.”

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

[every time I look in a mirror] wtf is that

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Everything is stupid.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I was amused when they asked for ID at the dispensary. The senior discount, while appreciated, was not so funny.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Leave them unblocked. Make them suffer your presence.

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

We are all weird. It’s not a competition.

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🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

If broncos win I’ll get my tits out.

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