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Muffin Top Momma 🍪

@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
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Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 15h
Well, I am over-fuckin-whelmed!
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 21h
*throws dryer balls about it
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 21h
Hey Virginia GO VOTE!
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Laura Haynes👩‍🔬⚾️🐾💙 @drlaurahaynes.bsky.social · 23h
Good morning 🌞 I really need coffee ☕️
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 21h
Alt text The moon is framed in a rock formation Like a cat's eye The sky lavender and pinks fading to dark
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David Gilbert @davidgilbert.bsky.social · 22h
Hardly a surprise Hegseth is saying this stuff so publicly now, when one of the Pentagon influencers has: • Called women a "pestilence" • Praised dictators like Pinochet and Franco • Said only people with children should be allowed vote www.wired.com/story/a-pent...
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A Pentagon Influencer Called Liberal Women a ‘Pestilence’ Who Will End Western Civilization
Kurt Schlichter was part of a task force rooting out so-called woke ideologies at the military’s war colleges. He has called to bar childless adults from voting.
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 21h
Alt On the left Pristine reflecting pool reflecting the Washington monument and a nice blue sky Right Drained cesspool with garbage Left Under Biden Right Under Trump
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 21h
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Rosalie ✨ @littlerecordgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will always hate the phrase "money can't buy happiness." My partner and I are going through something, and our first course of action was cutting down on the food shop, and having to eat less. You know what would make me happy? Always having cash so I didn't have to worry about this happening.
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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill @doctecazoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The real shame is the need to periodically re-post this as a reminder in the first place.
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quantumbrandon.bsky.social @quantumbrandon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you ever see the "tea and sexual consent" video? share.google/pl0KMbw6ZG7g...
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Physghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if your inverted nipples suddenly pop out to say hi in your 50s does that mean you are done roasting and can just die already
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 28/09/2026
Being broke + unemployed sucks when you have to pay rent, utilities *and* your hrt and antidepressants are running out. I'm sorry to continue asking month in and month out, but there's no way I can make it this month on my own. Thank you in advance ko-fi.com/fivefivefive...
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults?
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 28/09/2026
I think this is in relation to the horrific news out of Cornell but is why I think ‘Promising Young Woman’ is such a great and polemical film because it skewers the culture of ‘bystanderism’
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Tarot Reader Girl - Optical Illusion Skull“ by Olga Beliaeva
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Mistress Divinity, Queen of Autism @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
aren't we all vagina jokes when you really think about it?
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
burned into the flesh as a mark of the devil for all who wear them
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "you can have this dumb fucking argument without me"
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vote, Virginia!!!
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet you used your kickstand when you were a kid. Must have been nice to be rich
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24Hours Ukraine @24hoursukraine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
☕🇺🇦 If you’d like to support my reporting, you can make a one-time or monthly donation. Every bit of support means a lot. ✅DONATE HERE: buymeacoffee.com/24hoursukraine
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Epic www.france24.com/en/send-in-t... ChrisThompsonthreads.com/@cthompsonyyc
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im not watching this shit sober $natoudelatour
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24Hours Ukraine @24hoursukraine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
☕🇺🇦 If you’d like to support my reporting, you can make a one-time or monthly donation. Every bit of support means a lot. ✅DONATE HERE: buymeacoffee.com/24hoursukraine
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shake what your trauma gave you
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a politician takes money from weapons manufacturers, don't be surprised when they back weapons contracts. If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don't be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare. That's why I don't take ANY corporate money. None.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's always that one cub: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
trader joe’s can literally package anything and people will buy it. pickle flavored pancake mix? it’s a fall favorite. pumpkin anchovies? sold out sorry. watermelon infused pork roast? great for your next bbq. elf cum hand lotion? perfect stocking stuffer
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's been weird Have a cat
Pepper
My grey tabby
Rolls her eyes judgementally at my pspspsps
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally, segregationists have achieved their dream of capturing the Civil Rights Division and turning it to their own ends
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is utterly adorable and i think if i saw this show as a kid i would've been bouncing off the walls
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm crying And I don't even know what they're saying
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get out loser, gas is too expensive to go anywhere.
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Over half-way through the month and I still need 165 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 1000 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chicken and bacon ranch ciabatta sandwich www.patreon.com/fightingprid...
Ciabatta bread filled with seasoned chicken, bacon, lettuce, melted cheese and sauce
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Early voting, Virginia Do your thing!
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 23/09/2026
The owners of Camp Mystic, the Texas camp where 28 people died in catastrophic flooding last year, face a state homicide investigation, according to court documents released this week.
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Camp Mystic owners face homicide investigation over flooding deaths
State investigators are pursuing potential evidence of manslaughter and negligent homicide in the disaster that killed 28, search warrants show.
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your kid not wanting to talk with you because you're a giant piece of shit is not a political problem for the rest of us to solve. Look inward.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vote for me and when I win I’ll share my pumpkin soup recipe, which grants eternal life if prepared correctly. shitsky38.com
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The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.
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