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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ

@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda…

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Breaking a take.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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honey bee on a red and yellow indian blanket flower
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looking for the veins of humanity.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Functional apathy.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looking for the veins of humanity.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Strunk and White's "Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Blasphemy. Blaspheyou.
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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
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kshap @kshap.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Are you going to keep doing that? *points at your face*
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Give a little, get a little.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I'm eating all the cheese. Soon, there will be no more cheese. If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it. -current world philosophy
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower. And, because men.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
(Duck church) Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread *duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶 Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I have so many different hairstyles - escaped from dungeon, survived a tornado, Disneyland ride style, broke and out of hair brushes etc etc.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was going to post something serious today, but I know no one would take it serious. Also, never drink beer giving to you by a drunk koala. It leads to a place filled with clowns who sing pop songs while forcing you to eat packaging peanuts.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Maybe the odd nature documentary with penguin humpies etc 😁😂🤣😍
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Blasphemy. Blaspheyou.
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A love that is effortless, healing, comfortable, & secure. Because we deserve nothing less
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
At one point cavemen started drawing 🫘 on cave walls but they were so inaccurate all of the dinosaurs died of cringe.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I appreciate a woman's tummy-bump. When you're kissing southbound from the peaks, it's a warning that you're nearing the juicy gulch.
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Doctor: You have a raging case of crabs. Me: I knew it! That’s the last time I ever trust the Gordon’s fisherman!
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I'm not trying to be better than you. I mean I am, but I'm not trying
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Friend: are you almost ready for our hike? Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The look your sock gives you when you turn on the porn.
A pink sock on beige carpeting. The sock has white trim around the opening and it looks like a mouth.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Hope they call me up as a relief belly-itcher.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Give a little, get a little.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I really wanted to like your reply skeet and your quote skeet, but I didn't get my dopamine hit first.
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a cartoon lion says " you don t like it "
Alt: A cartoon lion says "You don t like it?"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I’m reading a book about constipation. It’s hard to push through
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was reading a book about Marijuana, and I got the munchies.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was reading a book about farts. It stunk.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I was reading a book about cannibalism. Left a funny taste in my mouth.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
staying hydrated for the love of peeing
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
What if I just crash every thread burping and farting
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him
A somewhat fluffy black cat with the magnificent name of Hexagon Bookshelf Frying Pan Jones, who has never thought about anything even once in four years. His nickname is “Princess Boy” because he likes to randomly start singing the song of his people, much like a Disney princess is known to burst into song. He shows his affection by biting you until you pet him, and which point he will likely bite you again if he’s enjoying it or if you stop. He sometimes likes to sit like people, usually with an expression on his face that he’d be having an existential crisis if he knew what one was. His favorite hobby is catnip and his favorite color is food.
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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My love language is predictive text.
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