GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding. 713763
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Looking for the veins of humanity. 03018
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Functional apathy. 14218
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate. 028466
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Strunk and White's "Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)" 03112
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did. 02916
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway. 916344
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Blasphemy. Blaspheyou. 59134
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛCraig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 14/10/202572 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare. 35410
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛkshap @kshap.bsky.social · 14/10/2025This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle 031
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural 56320
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did. 02916
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Are you going to keep doing that? *points at your face* 510654
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Lowered expectations is the hot new trend. 36439
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Give a little, get a little. 183
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I'm eating all the cheese. Soon, there will be no more cheese. If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it. -current world philosophy 14220
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower. And, because men. 1145
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself. 2347
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛPandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 14/10/2025(Duck church) Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread *duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH* 521774
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛSurprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 14/10/2025"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE 3417
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛBarba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 14/10/2025"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel." 3226
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛWondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 14/10/2025When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶 Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳 03013
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛMadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I have so many different hairstyles - escaped from dungeon, survived a tornado, Disneyland ride style, broke and out of hair brushes etc etc. 1235
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I was going to post something serious today, but I know no one would take it serious. Also, never drink beer giving to you by a drunk koala. It leads to a place filled with clowns who sing pop songs while forcing you to eat packaging peanuts. 11913
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛFather Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Maybe the odd nature documentary with penguin humpies etc 😁😂🤣😍 111
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛEMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage 2023050
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛSidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 14/10/2025A love that is effortless, healing, comfortable, & secure. Because we deserve nothing less 13111
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/10/2025At one point cavemen started drawing 🫘 on cave walls but they were so inaccurate all of the dinosaurs died of cringe. 66718
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛGᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I appreciate a woman's tummy-bump. When you're kissing southbound from the peaks, it's a warning that you're nearing the juicy gulch. 195
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛEMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Doctor: You have a raging case of crabs. Me: I knew it! That’s the last time I ever trust the Gordon’s fisherman! 85712
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I'm not trying to be better than you. I mean I am, but I'm not trying 25312
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Friend: are you almost ready for our hike? Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins 011023
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025The look your sock gives you when you turn on the porn. 49920
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Hope they call me up as a relief belly-itcher. 0184
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14/10/2025heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe 212241
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛJim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I really wanted to like your reply skeet and your quote skeet, but I didn't get my dopamine hit first.media.tenor.coma cartoon lion says " you don t like it "Alt: A cartoon lion says "You don t like it?" 0112
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I’m reading a book about constipation. It’s hard to push through 2377
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I was reading a book about Marijuana, and I got the munchies. 1143
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I was reading a book about farts. It stunk. 1102
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I was reading a book about cannibalism. Left a funny taste in my mouth. 0104
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 14/10/2025staying hydrated for the love of peeing 47914
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 14/10/2025What if I just crash every thread burping and farting 66014
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14/10/2025His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him 1110013
Reposted by GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛHarrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 14/10/2025My love language is predictive text. 0124