iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13h

Is it okay if I pretend you’re a velociraptor while we fuck?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 56m

If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h

the hamburger helper reach around

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h

your email could have been a pic of a dog in a halloween costume

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 1h

It has been 0 days since our last fuckery

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 1h

I just said to my 80 year old Mother, “too bad we can’t monetize that”, and thus secured my place in hell

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 59m

Good intentions, terrible delivery.

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 58m

I would eat donuts from a trash can right now.

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Wonder Jenny 🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 1h

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here reorganizing my skull collection

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve been planning my whole life, but still haven’t ended up on a desert island with 10 books, 10 movies, 10 albums, a boombox, a vcr, a tv and electricity. WT actual F.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 1h

Maybe the lack of modern ghosts is directly proportional to humans not wanting to complete their unfinished business.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 3h

*Freddie Mercury voice* we... are the riffraff... my friends

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3h

A coach finds a phone on the field and hands it to the Head Referee. Ref: How did you know it was my phone? Coach: It says you missed 15 calls.

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

I liked and reposted your joke with the typo. Then you deleted it and I never saw it again 😔

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 4h

when you put that thing away and now you can’t find it anywhere

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 4h

her: i didn’t go on my walk cause im too lazy me: at least you thought about it and it could have happened i thought about you thinking about it so im only walk adjacent once removed

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 4h

I long for a hand I've never held.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 4h

Apparently, I'm not Julie worthy. Like I need another blow to my self-esteem.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 4h

If you're in line to be followed by a gaggle of Julies, stay in line!

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 5h

Broke with my medieval bf because he keeps arguing that the world is flat

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h

im gonna turn so many tricks this Halloween

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h

“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5h

Anything can be a slow cooker if you turn the heat down low enough

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 5h

Dishwasher filth shaming

Photo of a dishwasher door with a "DIRTY" magnet on it

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 5h

It is becoming clear that before I die I will have an opportunity to fuck a sexy robot. I will also likely be killed by a robot. Possibly same robot.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 6h

my lady hates three things Metallica's Black album, hardy mums, and the word buddy

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h

bang bang shrimp are just regular shrimp that like to fuck

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6h

Feeling left out? Get a Julie!

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 6h

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 6h

Am I Bsky-ing wrong? No Julies have followed me.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6h

(listening to someone who knows everything about nothing) I bet they're really into politics.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16h

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 8h

a reading level above my pay grade

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