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@quaaludescreams.bsky.social
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Are you here for the complimentary Cleveland Steamer and pot of tea?

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 21h
Well I hope you’re happy. Just kidding, I hope you’re fucking miserable.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kiss me like you’re going to eat my tongue.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you want to come sleep in here? *opens legs
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what your problem is?
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Making some baked oats like an old lady.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I blame all of this on the windmills.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iconic vagmaxxing logging in
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I call my blowjobs “The Sloppy Bro”
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would eat donuts from a trash can right now.
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Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t rear the reaper FEAR THE HORSE WITH TWO COCKS
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s play spin the bottle inside a giant pentagram.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Black market pussy
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crying all day is great for that bloated look.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to fake my death and move across the world.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love crying during a work meeting.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Literally reposting myself rn
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Filled up my tank today. It was $105. Please vote.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally on my phone rn
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The magic crystals are supposed to go up my butt, right?
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing sparks joy.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two co-workers were talking about a work party in front of me that I didn’t get invited to.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want nachos
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m tired
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sliding into your DMs wearing these bad boys
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recording the sounds of my diarrhea so I can make it your ring tone when you call/text me.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just ate a PB&J sando
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds gay
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Might order food Might not Would help if I had an appetite and could taste
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bots be bottin
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Convinced that Trump is Hitler reincarnated
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally drinking a beer right now.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best place to hide a set of house keys is under the welcome mat. No one will ever guess they’re there.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should I drink a beer?
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Painted some steps.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuuuuck I’m tired
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Re-caulked the tub 💪🏼
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone here go to house parties when they were in High School and Faces of Death would be playing???
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is a Sx of covid extreme depression?
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My esthetician is a jesus freak.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool. Now we have 2 days to catch-up on cleaning, sleep and errands until it starts all over again.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things cost more and bring us less joy.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I live in the wrong country. Everyone here is so “me” oriented. There is zero sense of community.
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting to regret cutting my hair. Glad it will grow back. #DeepThoughtsWithnotMaríe
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So covid took about 60% of my taste and smell. I’m a foodie. I’m a food-motivated creature. This fucking sucks.
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