not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 21hWell I hope you’re happy. Just kidding, I hope you’re fucking miserable. 010
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you want to come sleep in here? *opens legs 021
Reposted by not MaríeMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I blame all of this on the windmills. 711745
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I would eat donuts from a trash can right now. 074
Reposted by not MaríeAnne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don’t rear the reaper FEAR THE HORSE WITH TWO COCKS 031
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Let’s play spin the bottle inside a giant pentagram. 020
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Crying all day is great for that bloated look. 010
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to fake my death and move across the world. 052
Reposted by not Maríenot Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Literally reposting myself rn 0104
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Filled up my tank today. It was $105. Please vote. 011
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The magic crystals are supposed to go up my butt, right? 011
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Two co-workers were talking about a work party in front of me that I didn’t get invited to. 030
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Recording the sounds of my diarrhea so I can make it your ring tone when you call/text me. 030
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Might order food Might not Would help if I had an appetite and could taste 010
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The best place to hide a set of house keys is under the welcome mat. No one will ever guess they’re there. 010
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyone here go to house parties when they were in High School and Faces of Death would be playing??? 330
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cool. Now we have 2 days to catch-up on cleaning, sleep and errands until it starts all over again. 130
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I live in the wrong country. Everyone here is so “me” oriented. There is zero sense of community. 020
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Starting to regret cutting my hair. Glad it will grow back. #DeepThoughtsWithnotMaríe 020
not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So covid took about 60% of my taste and smell. I’m a foodie. I’m a food-motivated creature. This fucking sucks. 030