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Dead Reckons

@gregreckons.bsky.social
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I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here. Spent Skeets => bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodl…

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Leonard Nimoy as Mr. Spock playing an acoustic guitar: "Anyway ... here's Wonderwall"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hottest costume this Halloween.
Plague Doctor
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drop some MARTIAL ARTS
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some GUITARS 🎸🖤🎶
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
ZZ Top with the iconic '33 Ford coupe
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, Jeeves, please fetch my posts. I wish to provide hollow validation on the Internet.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gifs weren't supported, there were no DMs and we liked it!
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drop a RUNNER
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drop a THREAT.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky: Would you like to save this as a draft to edit later? Me: Absolutely. Also Bluesky:
Skeptical look meme guy
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Him: I think you're missing the big picture. Me: The fuck I am!
Man holding a very large picture of a kitty Jedi
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
4 animals that are me ...
Brown bear sitting in the watarWombatBarn owlThree-toed sloth in a tree
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What’s your sign?
"I'm fine. It's just my face."
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you see this, post something pink 🩷
My pfp a pink donut with sprinkles.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
enabler /iˈnāb(ə)lər/ An enabler is someone whose actions make it easier for another person to continue harmful, self-destructive, or dysfunctional behavior.
Screenshot from the Bluesky  drafts folder that reads "So many thoughts, you should post one"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Oh dear. 😐
Strongman Eddie Hall wearing an inflatable costume.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Eddie Van Halen sitting on a throne fashioned from guitars.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Her: I need you to be present in this relationship. Me:
I WILL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES BUT IF I'M NOT, PLEASE READ THIS SIGN AGAIN
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Drop a WESTERN HERO
Gene Wilder as the Waco Kid from the movie Blazing Saddles
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
John Travolta in a red shirt and black leather jacket walking down the street in the opening scene from Saturday Night Fever
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Sharing some of the best eyes in movies 👀
Meg Foster from the movie They Live
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Bye 👋
DM saying "Hey"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
there are two wolves inside me
Snarling wolf Lazy English bulldog with tongue hanging out lying on top of an orange cat..
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
when you argue with me this is who you're arguing with
Left Door Knocker from the movie Labyrinth
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Assorted donuts with text that says "I donut know"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just going with the flow like
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Headline from Science Alert that says "Tomatoes don't kill humans and we just figured out why"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A headline from Science Alert that says "Tomatoes don't kill humans, and now we know why"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Follow me for more nutritional advice.
The text says "These big Cheerios are way better than the small ones. And you don't even need milk." Picture of assorted donuts.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Post a female character that you love
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Not untrue. perchance.org/character-headcanon-generator-by-outergirlsound
A light green background with black text that reads Character Headcanon Generator Greg is oblivious to any and all romantic interest someone may show them
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Ralphie from A Christmas Story saying "Son of a bitch!"
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
What’s your sign
Condemned
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hotel maid carrying towels. The text says "Shout out to the hotel maids that have to change sheets February 15th".
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Ok ok, you've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Snoopy dressed in Sherlock Holmes-esque garb with a pipe in his mouth and magnifying glass in his hand.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day
Candy heart that says “Unblock Me”
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I hope I put out. I mean, I’ll at least buy myself dinner first.
A kid with one end of a vacuum hose held to his ear and the other held to his mouth and he’s saying “I love you” into it.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It's fine. Everything's fine.
Man casually sitting in a large fire.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Post yourself as a drink
Bartender pouting bar mat spillage into a cup.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Me when I see three flakes of snow.
Actions figure with “Arctic Gear Pack” uniform and accessories.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
RIP John Sykes Fuck cancer!
Guitarist and vocalist John Sykes. One of the best to ever do it.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Me logging on…
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Them: You can't hide from your responsibilities. Me:
Peeta from Hunger Games blending into the landscape.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you see this, post an archer. 🏹
Black and white image of Crow from the movie Hawk the Slayer. He is sitting with legs crossed cradling his bow.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Post your favorite #DoctorWho Wrong answers only
Cat from the Red Dwarf series.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Brett Michaels from the band Poison looking at an assortment of thornless roses and saying "Fuck all y'all."
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
me and the 3 people who read my skeets
Monty Python village idiots
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me examining a new follower
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