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Jeanine 💙

@madammaleficent.bsky.social
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writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, 💙-your Bluesky Mom 🩷💛💙

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 54m
Sometimes people drain me. That's why I embrace silence and solitude. I can spend days and days on my own without any human contact, not feeling lonely for a moment.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 3h
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with cries of "Me, too!" be sure to cherish them. Those weirdos are your people. 💙- your Bluesky mom
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 3h
It’s Banned Book Week- so each day I will post one of my favorite banned books. Day 3 #bannedbookweek These were probably my favorite books from when I was a young kid. Maybe that’s why I am the way I am (heehee)
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BINGO!💥
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 17h
I love the look on people's faces when they find out I meant every word I said.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 18h
It’s OCTOBER and that means daily horror movies. I LOVE horror movies…Today I’m watching… Day 5… Silver Bullet
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 22h
Some people say that "Life begins at 40" while others say "50" - I say. Life begins the moment we stop trying to please others.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RELEASE THE FILES
START
THE TRIALS
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I just saw a Frost Buddy ad for this cup and it SPEAKS TO MY SOUL. I really want one.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every Monday is a reminder that I don't have generational wealth.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The older I get the more I appreciate being out of the loop. Don’t fill me in, I don’t want to knows anything about anyone. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At this point, I believe it's women's sacred rage that will save this world. RISE UP!!
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just yelled "REGULATORS!!!!!" at work and nobody yelled "MOUNT UP!!" So now must I quit.
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Regulators Mount Up
ALT: Regulators Mount Up
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s Banned Book Week- so each day I will post one of my favorite banned books. Day 2 #bannedbookweek
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today begins Banned Book Week- so each day I will post one of my favorite banned books. Day 1
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I’m seeing the hashtag survivor51 here and there on my feed. Apparently there have been 51 seasons of this show and I have never seen a single episode of it.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm slowly teaching myself that someone else's emergency is not my emergency. I've been running miles for people who couldn't even take a step for me.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s OCTOBER and that means daily horror movies. I LOVE horror movies…Today I’m watching… Day 4… Fright Night. (This version because I love David Tennant.)
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my favorite adult games: Did I take ibuprofen 30 minutes ago...or did I just think about taking the ibuprofen 30 minutes ago?
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes I think we actually
*should*
ruin the futures of adult men who drug and gang rape a woman, thanks for asking.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mean girls Oct 3rd meme
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Men, if I see you defending rape, I will think you're a rapist. I feel the same way about pedophiles too.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s OCTOBER and that means daily horror movies. I LOVE horror movies…Today I’m watching… Day 3 … Black Phone 2
Black phone 2 movie poster
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What to watch today?
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Pudgy Penguin Pondering
ALT: Pudgy Penguin Pondering
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After searching the freezer and cupboard… chili is on the menu for dinner tonight. It’s chili weather here
Pot of chili
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s OCTOBER and that means daily horror movies. I LOVE horror movies…Today I’m watching… Day 2… Hellraiser
Hellraiser movie poster
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So my one daughter works at the local premier bakery here. On her way home from work she stopped by and brought us a cake that she made for our anniversary.
Anniversary Cake made by my daughter with I love you even though you snore written on it.  ( my husband snores)
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If after a few drinks I say, "I bet I can still do a cartwheel," somebody needs to intervene. Because I absolutely cannot.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Two girls talking..
She should not have gone to a fraternity."
So you agree, men are inherently dangerous, and women should treat them all as if they are a potential threat.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seriously 💥
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
27 years ago I said “I do” I love looking back at people’s old wedding photos and seeing how much wedding dresses and styles have changed. Now a days my dress I’m sure would make others go eww but I loved it and felt beautiful in it.
Wedding photo
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gah!! Just used my last k cup here at work and I don’t get paid until next Friday. It’s gonna be a loooong week.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s OCTOBER and that means daily horror movies. I LOVE horror movies…Today I’m watching… Day 1…
Movie poster for The Thing
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So let me get this straight , we make laws in fear that trans women are men trying to sexually assault women, but we won’t convict actual men who sexually assaulted women? Make it make sense.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really hate the weather this time of year.. a couple days ago it was 48°/ 7°c and today it’s currently 71°/21°c
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This…
"Protect your daughters."
No.
Raise sons who understand consent.
Raise sons who intervene.
Raise sons who don't protect their friends when their friends harm women.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some excitement at work this morning… in the parking lot across from us
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I catch my husband staring at me, I can't tell lf he wants a hug or just deeply regrets his life choices.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your job comes with an "Appreciation Week," You're probably NOT getting paid enough.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I relate to Dory way too much... just wandering around, talking to myself, forgetting what I'm doing, and hoping for the best.
Dory
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little reminder you are allowed to talk about what they did to you and how it hurt you it does not matter how they feel about you talking about it because if they wanted people to think better of them they should have been better. 💙- your Bluesky mom
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you ever feel like your body's " check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah it'll be fine"?
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a man that can go a long time in bed is great and all but having a man that goes a long time without pissing you off is priceless.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let us learn… On This Day in 1649 Charles I was tried for treason and other 'high crimes'. The King responded with the maxim "the King can do no wrong" and therefore he couldn't be tried or convicted. It turns out he was wrong and he was beheaded ten days later:
Portrait of King Charles 1 - On This Day in 1649 Charles I was tried for treason and other 'high crimes'. The King responded with the maxim "the King can do no wrong" and therefore he couldn't be tried or convicted.
It turns out he was wrong and he was beheaded ten days later:
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's ok to lose your shit sometimes, because if you keep your shit, you end up full of shit. Then you'll explode and there'll be shit everywhere. It'll be a shit storm, and nobody wants that. 💙- your Bluesky mom
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It’s basically the duct tape of food. Bacon makes everything better.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAPPY NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!
Skeleton holding a cup of coffee and saying.. COFFEE, BECAUSE SARCASM NEEDS TO STAY HYDRATED.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I try to make the world a better place. Everyone needs a hot mess they can point to and say, "At least I'm not them." And I am the hottest of them all.
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