iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That’s why all my mirrors are broken

Gary looking into a mirror and screaming with his hands on his face like the painting (and the emoji)

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't dracula

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday Share Share a black and white photo (complete with wildAF hair), if you'd like.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Competitive mode. Clock’s winding down, so Gary strikes. 4 out of 6 opposing players are taken down and it’s NOT EVEN THE PLAY OF THE GAME?

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How would you describe your social media reach?

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

On Wednesdays, We Wear Black 🖤

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I want this one. Looks like a witch’s cauldron

Toastmaster 4 QT black cauldron slow cooker from Walmart

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oh! Gary’s newish car came with a temporary satellite radio subscription. And look what he found on channel 105.

Dolly Parton tribute channel is 105 on siriusXM

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Almost gone now. Looks more orange and like bb-8 IRL

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Look, I was even more delusional than that.

Gary holding a letter from the nba recognizing his decision to make himself available for the 1999 draft

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

No plastic? Miss Piggy takes change.

Miss piggy piggy bank with coin-slot cleavage

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You’re awake! Welcome to the future!

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Not just another day. Gary was now eligible for the shingles vaccine and seemed to be catching the eye of interested paleontologists.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Today was a lazy day. Just stayed by the pool and sat in a movie theater. I will be walking sooo much when I get back home.

Rookie level stats from a fitness app showing a measly 1,940 steps. Shame, shame, shame.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

If you see this quote a pic of you wearing sunglasses 😎

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A piggy bank. A Miss Piggy bank. The discontinuation of pennies suddenly made sense, and Gary opted to stick with digital forms of payment.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Headed west like he was chasing the sun, Gary escapes the Midwest (temporarily) to return to his motherland.

White and orange ball cap with lettering that reads, “Suns up” is placed in front of a brick wall having the words “Best Burritos in Town” painted on it.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If you see this, quote post a pic of you in glasses.

The worst pic of Gary imaginable. Close up angled looking up his nose and his mouth is agape

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I did it! Behold, the real dream team 🏀 👆😎

Magic Johnson, LeBron James, Shawn Marion, Shareef Abdur-Rahim, and Wilt the stilt

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Okay, Kareem, KD, and Harden getting me closer

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Yeah, but I think it just makes him say stupid things

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself

Gary looking in the mirror hands on face and screaming 😱

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…

IMAX theater showing the Mandalorian and Georgie

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Tickets purchased. Gary turned off the eco mode in his hatchback and drove it to the theater like it was the goddamn Millennium Falcon.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

My point is… I got it right! 🏀 👆😎

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Went to the desert, licked this funny toad, and now seeing double.

Gary and Grogu with twin suns behind them

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Look, it was just like bullseyeing womp rats back home. Gary shut his eyes, made a wish, and blew up the fucking Deathstar.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Figured it’s about time I reveal the man behind the Muppet and post a picture of my real self.

Picture of the amazing guy who runs this account. At long last revealed.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

If you see this, quote with a picture of you wearing glasses.

Gary with a can of grape flavored Soda Shaq

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

This would explain all the strange occurrences in the abandoned cubicle next to the copy machine

Screenshot of Zoom stating that an update is required and the current version is 6.6.6

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): Gary’s best boy and partner in crime. You ain’t seen Bad Boys II?

Dapper English bull terrier wearing a bow tie standing in a grassy field with front legs on a fallen tree

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

EVERYONE POST THEIR FLYEST FIT RIGHT NOW.

Gary in a tacky plaid suit outdoors in the suburbs

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

So they want to worship an orange muppet?

That image circulating from trump’s post of him as a healing Jesus-like figure except it features Gary an orange muppet whatnot

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