zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 23hwhen i sit down i still go "oughhhhh my balls" out of habit. i fear this will never stop happening 2210
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 29/09/2026my favorite part of work is when i get to argue with other company's lawyers about me being right and them being wrong. maybe i should have gone pre-law in school 1210
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 29/09/2026i reserved one of the focus rooms at work this week instead of a regular desk. they call the focus rooms "the fishbowl" because they're all glass and in the middle of the office. i call it "the fishbowl" because my pussy is making it smell like the aquarium in here 1150
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 29/09/2026elvis costello really thought the angels weren't gonna let him get any older after he let them wear his red shoes. but look at him now. he's old as FUCK!!! 170
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 28/09/2026eating roast beef and swiss slices straight out of the deli bags 070
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 28/09/2026spent 50 bucks at the grocery store on some straight bullshit because i have no concept of financial responsibility 7743
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 28/09/2026drake maye might be a complete hack fraud but the good news today is my mom's dipshit boyfriend added nfl sunday ticket to the youtube tv plan that i got secretly added on as a family member so now i can watch all these games 170
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 27/09/2026my new life goal is to get sturdy in the mass pike service plaza mcdonalds conference room 0150
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 27/09/2026dear god the university of massachusetts minutemen are 4-0 in FBS football 041
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 27/09/2026in the words of caswell berry from bag of suck: let's go get some chicken nuggets, fool! and some fanta!!!!!! 0130
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 26/09/2026is there anyone in greater hartford connecticut that wants to kiss me Right Now. hit me up 070
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 26/09/2026this dunks in tolland connecticut has a whole ass fountain in its courtyard seating area. that's crazy 1120
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 26/09/2026god dude this was so hard there were so many games that almost make the cut but i had to make some hard decisions 3160
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 26/09/2026there's something you need to know. im chris hansen with dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on girls who meet other girls online for gay lesbian sex 2281
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 25/09/2026holy fucking shit robert Pattinson as chris hansen is INSANE it was so fucking good 190
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 25/09/2026i bring sort of a dr strangelove vibe to the party that the girls who are worrying and not loving the bomb don't like 1181
Reposted by zheanna 🔮zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 18/09/2024ABBOTT: They give ball players peculiar names these days. COSTELLO: Funny names? ABBOTT: Nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, and Chelsea on third. COSTELLO: Chelsea's on third? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: I don't want to go there. 181
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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 22/09/2026if the beatles were cool they would have been like. baby you can smell my balls. beep beep, beep beep yeahhhhhhh 1100
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 22/09/2026i hate to hand it to ea but the madden 27 soundtrack actually kicks major fucking ass and i cant believe it 050
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 22/09/2026gay taylor swift be like oh my god, look at those tits im gonna squeeze em like a big zit 170
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 21/09/2026i have a very simple core set of beliefs. i believe that if you think im pretty, and i think you're pretty, then we should be pretty together sometime. it's just that simple 3290
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 20/09/2026me reading posts about merge from my bedroom in suburban massachusetts: hahaha...yes.....yesssssss. tell em lerge merge sent ya 060
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 20/09/2026ugh i have a freakin tumby ache. i need someone to rinse their hands with really cold water and then immediately come and place those hands on my stomach 071
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 19/09/2026holy fuck lol Resident Evil was fucking awesome. if you haven't yet you need to go buy a movie ticket right now because cregger killed it. WAY better than weapons 0120
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 18/09/2026the resident evil showing tonight is fully sold out at AMC im glad i bought the tickets in advance. lets fucking go 170
zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 18/09/2026there's things i haven't told you. i go out late at night. and if i was to tell you, you'd see my different side 040
