iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 18m

That’s why all my mirrors are broken

Gary looking into a mirror and screaming with his hands on his face like the painting (and the emoji)

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 23m

I feed the one in my yard slices of apple

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 36m

For $5 I will stand over your kid’s bed in my Ghostface costume

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25m

Stay away from the wind chimes

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 31m

The best of all the pies 🥧

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 4h

🎶 Acorns keep falling on my head… 🎶

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 5h

Ok. Time to be productive! Gary stood up and chugged the remainder of his coffee. Ack! It was still hot so that was gonna set him back a bit.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One day I’ll finish my musical about cheese

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 22h

"Actually...eh hem...Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, the creator; not the monst- eh ehhh eck" - Some nerd I just choked

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I question your commitment to spooky season if you haven’t started sleeping on a bed of moss inside a giant hollow pumpkin

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

internal monologue: definitely do not spill iced coffee all down the front of your pretty new shirt iced coffee: 😈

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe the lack of modern ghosts is directly proportional to humans not wanting to complete their unfinished business.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19h

Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I need an influencer to convince these racoons to stop opening my delivery packages

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m not a robot but I do have crosswalk and motorcycle blindness. Beep beep boop boop. 🤖

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When someone challenges me to a dance battle: “You have no idea what I’ve been training for since 2006”

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Quirky in Albuquerque. But just passing through to less enchanting lands. A stop to see some Oklahomies, then Gary was back to his Missourable ways.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a bat signal but for donuts

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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s so fucking sad that this still needs to be said 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I live in the woods. Sometimes I have to take old/dying trees down before they take my house down

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Her vision was based on motion. And she could smell fear. Gary made eye contact instantly volunteering himself to give the presentation.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think I have to cut down a tree and then play Overwatch

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

medicinal crunch wrap

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

With the car napkins, dipping sauces, and forgotten fortune cookies. Duh.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/10/2026

Where do you guys keep your car utensils

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Will whoever is performing human sacrifices to the sun, can you please stop? I just want some good fall weather rn

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Good if it Goes bump in the night 🏀👻 @goodifitgoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't dracula

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Mike Spehn @mikespehn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't dracula

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this skeet a vampire that isn't dracula

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As long as it keeps outrunning me I’ll keep chasing. But I hope it keeps outrunning me.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No coherent story. Just one gimmick after another. Fun but pointless.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have so many old CDs with music I can’t find on streaming services. At least not the versions I like.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This was the first car Gary ever owned that didn’t have a CD player. That was the only thing he didn’t like about it.

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I need one of those bowls that dogs have to use when they eat too fast but for myself

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026

Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

how can we be sure that anything is butter

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The truth was Gary had been eating/drinking everything pumpkin spice since the last week of August, but now he could finally talk about it.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I needed to hear this. Yesterday.

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