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Mr Dr Bae

@dallas-taylor.bsky.social

2.2K followers 977 following 31K posts

Florida Man in the Pacific Northwest. I write fantasy novels and bad jokes, design and build wood furniture, and have forgotten more cocktail recipes than most people ever know. He/him Represented by Dylan Haston at DMLA dallas-taylor.com dtfabs.com

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 19m

Between that and the aerosol thing it was a goddam golden age

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 15h

Road salt and pepper spray, the conservative spice guide to not milk or beef tallow

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 15h

Anyway, attempting my first French Silk pie tonight after forgetting it was a thing til my friend asked for one for her birthday. Given how much dairy is in this-I don't digest it well-it may be my last.

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 15h

[Big Pun voice]: I'm not a tradwife I just cook a lot

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 18h

We will be greeted as lucubrators!

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 18h

When it comes to punctuation, I code-switch depending on company and context. I guess you could call me an Oxford Comma Chameleon

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 18h

Settling into my new persona of guy who wears double-front work ducks recreationally

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 20h

May he live long enough to see it all come down from his cell in the Hague

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 20h

Opening a computer tab is like buying a book, maybe

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 20h

This seems useful:

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Friedman units at least pretended to be serious

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires all the way down

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now, make a left space that's more appealing

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Leo: AIs are not papal

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How someone thinks socialism works tells you a lot about who they are as a person

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Really enjoyed this short story from Tina Connolly issues.org/futuretensef...

Sunshine Hills Reality Edit | Future Tense Fiction

Tina Connolly’s Future Tense Fiction story explores fact-checking, online encyclopedias, and the quest for truth in a polarized world.

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why would you offload the fun part?

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And always remember, kids: if you see someone steal food, no you didn't.

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Buncha closeted metrosexuals

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of the best to ever do it (derogatory)

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 23h

Been trying to replace my morning soshmeeds time with reading and boy howdy do I recommend doing that

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 23h

The jury finds David Ellison guilty of merger in the first degree

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of the best to ever do it (derogatory)

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Buncha closeted metrosexuals

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And always remember, kids: if you see someone steal food, no you didn't.

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This looks an awful lot like a strike or at least an intentional work stoppage. If that's what it is, I support it, though it's sure gonna make things weird for us peninsular folks. www.fox13seattle.com/live-blog/ne...

fox13seattle.com

Several Washington State Ferries routes canceled

Washington State Ferries warned riders Monday morning that system-wide crew shortages threaten to disrupt or halt service across multiple routes.

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I never did it but isn't doing fantasy football supposed to be fun?

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Really enjoyed this short story from Tina Connolly issues.org/futuretensef...

Sunshine Hills Reality Edit | Future Tense Fiction

Tina Connolly’s Future Tense Fiction story explores fact-checking, online encyclopedias, and the quest for truth in a polarized world.

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How someone thinks socialism works tells you a lot about who they are as a person

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Leo: AIs are not papal

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now, make a left space that's more appealing

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Friedman units at least pretended to be serious

Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires all the way down

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For road trips, a Rand McNally road atlas and sometimes you'd pull over and ask someone. Which could be interesting. Driving locally, you learned by doing, and just, like, devoted a decent-sized chunk of your working memory to how to get around.

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When I was 21 two friends and I drove to Honduras and back with nothing but a Rand McNally road atlas and some rudimentary Spanish

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today's epiphany while doing the breakfast dishes: The withholding of approval/acceptance/affection until the subject conforms exactly with the withholder's desires/beliefs/priors--a behavior I see an awful lot of online these last ten years or so--is *extremely* toxic masculinity-coded.

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You guys I'm starting to think making the basic unit of business a psychopathic entity dedicated to profit before all else including the future viability of life on earth, human and otherwise, might not be the best idea

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Resolved: the most effectively altruistic act would be for billionaires to give away all their money and then kill themselves

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Woke 2: We Tried It the Easy Way

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Derek says what is best in life is to be brave but also prudent

Derek the Douglas squirrel semi-patiently waiting for me to fill up the bird feeder

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When you bundle electricity, water, sewer, gas, and internet that's a Long Island utiliTea

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Simultaneously a child and the drunkest asshole at happy hour

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just a random reminder that actual supervillain Peter Thiel thinks Greta Thunberg is the antichrist

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You're a woodpecker, Hairy

A hairy woodpecker eating suet

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not everyone knows but bird food is actually also dog food

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Harry Potter and the Gifted Kids Who Believed the Hype

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

People hate vegans because they are objectively morally better and everyone knows it

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you are ollergic to eggs you should ovoid them

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My failure to resonate widely on bsky is proof that I never sold out

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Show me a firepit and I'll show you the place in the yard that's been peed on the most