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Path (seasonal)🎉

@demandavoider.bsky.social
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When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 8h
I’m a dumb shit rando and approve this message
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you just woke up.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 8h
Dearly bewildered, we are gathered here today to figure out why we are here and what is happening
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don’t cry over spilled milk just slurp it up with your mouth real quick and no one will even know
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone should have stopped me from buying this electric caulk gun it has made me too powerful
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sorry I’m late I was having a staring contest with the haunted portrait on the wall with the eyes that follow you around the room
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 9h
The weather looks lovely this weekend. You guys should get out and protest the terrorists running your country
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026
print a skeet receipt at professorkiosk.wtf/receipt it only works with skeets that aren't hidden from people who are not logged in, though example below:
🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪
SKEET RECEIPT · KIOSK 04
ORDER #0200
POSTED Oct 5, 2026, 9:45 PM
PRINTED Oct 8, 2026, 4:53 PM
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liberty biberty and the temple of doom
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TOTAL TOUCHES: 279
PAID WITH: VIBES
Handwritten note: liberty biberty and the last crusade was my favorite of the series
Circled in red ink: Post text
Thank you for posting. Please take your receipt.
professorkiosk.wtf/receipt
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 9h
im not here to see dumb shit randos posted somewhere else. im here to see see dumb shit you posted here.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026
a totally irreverent comedy troupe called super silly us
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026
the balloon fort seemed like a good idea until the cats showed up
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting everything on my to do list done this weekend so I can have fun as a ghost
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10h
training for halloween one candy binge at a time
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/11/2025
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look man all I’m saying is if fish could evolve to breathe out of water then we can evolve to breathe in space.
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 10h
y'all ever feel like icarus holding a wax globe on his shoulders?
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 10h
"Ain't no rest for the wicked," the Hat Man croaks before he plants a money tree in my solar plexus
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But mom I don't want to watch an execution.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I bet zombies are illegal.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guys, McDonald’s needs our help.
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 11h
Portishead? Listen, I’m married and-
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting all of my body hair permanently removed so when I transform into a werewolf I look like a weird vascular pink frog boar
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you have nut, nutted or are nutting already I've got two words for you buddy: the bible
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Instead of eyebrows, we simply transplant the upper lip to the forehead and *pow* ONE BIG BROW
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Telling my dentist "I want that in my mouth" as he finishes making the crown
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11h
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
brings a U-Haul to your knife fight
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mutual masturbation and crafts
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
would you like that with or without a hint of irony we do both here
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 11h
We've forgotten all the small things.
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no, I didn’t see that show you’re watching no, I won’t watch it
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h
a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
ah, crying, just the reaction i want from a joke
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 12h
hugs to you. take care of yourself 🫂
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 13h
you coming over for feral friday or nah
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h
internal memo for external distribution: i am now open to receiving compliments. thank you for your attention in this matter.
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12h
let’s make this utah remodel an ourtah remodel
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 12h
@utbasementremodel.bsky.social @utahkitchenremodel.bsky.social @utbathroomremodel.bsky.social @utahhomeremodel.bsky.social you're probably wondering why i've gathered you all here today
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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 12h
im trying to collect a full utah remodel. don't worry about it
Path's following list: two identical accounts one called Utah Bathroom Remodel and one called Utah Basement Remodel
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 01/10/2026
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 01/10/2026
Turns out the Spirit Halloween was open in each one of us all along.
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 06/10/2026
I hope this email finds you because then it's my turn to hide.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 13h
Almost forgot my creamer and drank my coffee black like a badass with homemade tattoos
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 13h
starting a gofundme to buy back a family heirloom
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Lightsaber Darth Vader used in ‘I am your father’ Star Wars duel up for auction
Saber is expected to fetch at least $1m and is one of more than two dozen props that will be up for sale
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This is not my beautiful house These are not my beautiful mice
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
if some light saber wielding bloke in black armour hissed to me that he was my father, I'd be like "ok dude, then show me those smokes"
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
being vertical is for chumps
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 13h
Don't get it twisted, my loyal followers have buried many on our road to ruin.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14h
this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com
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