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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 3h

Centrist: Left wing... right wing... they're all part of the same bird. Me: What if I told you that governments aren't birds?

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 7h

They say life is short but what do you actively do that is longer?

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reminder: You do not hate Mondays, you hate capitalism. Stay strong, friends!

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Driving home from the Renaissance Festival, I decided we'd go through a Wendy's drive through because we were hungry and in our cosplay but my 9yo had to pee. That will be a shift those workers will remember.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did you guys know that there are side quests on Skyrim? I've restarted and, instead of doing the main quest and quitting, I'm doing all the side stuff. Crazy.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing makes me angrier than when someone orders, "a beer," in a tv show/movie

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crowdfunding but with random rewards: If you put $100 toward my widget, I will make your child's science fair board. Upgrade to $150, I will make it look good but not like an adult did it.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Self-improvement is overrated. I'm going for self-sustaining or self-slowly-decaying.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven't had to do this in a while but if you reply to one of my jokes as if I am not joking, I will block you. I know you're thinking, "I'll do it now and he'll know I'm jokingly doing it." Ignore that thought. I hate it. Don't do it.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only video game series that ever brought anyone to violence is Mario Party.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's crazy to think that people kept making music after Hoobastank's 'The Reason' was released.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My depression gets to wear flannel and drink pumpkin spice cocoa until April.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If at first you don't succeed, quick save at least 20 times.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know technology has gotten better for our kids than it was for us because my son trusts autosave.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Did you want to have a bad time? Google your favorite pop punk band and add the word, "controversy," to the end.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At a pharmacy waiting in line and someone is preaching over the phone. I hate it here.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm doing an ADHD run of Skyrim. Any time I get a quest, I'm switching the quest I'm on to the new one. I have yet to fight a dragon.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Winners don't use drugs* *5 days before being tested

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did you see that they're remaking Pete and Pete? They aren't, but you felt something for a second, there.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I need you to know this. If Miss Rachel (kindly) called me a bitch, I would leave the internet forever. Free Palestine.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Poe-ly Island boys: Step 1: Cut a hole in the wall Step 2: Put your foe in that wall Step 3: Then you brick up the wall And that's the way you do it!

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kinda fucked up that parachutes only get to mess up once before you get super mad at them.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I finally watched The Sheep Detective and I feel like I can start crying again at any moment.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Tomorrow is my birthday. For my birthday, I want you all to not think of me.

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Dave's coming over" Dave who wastes his money on magazines, or Dave who wastes his money on cloning? (yelling from outside the door) "SORRY I'M LATE I JUST BOUGHT 15 COPIES OF PEOPLE"

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Normalize caring about things and being chalant instead of nonchalant.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

By posting it on every local Facebook page

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don't mean to get political but Die Hard is just OK.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The gum you like is going to come back in style.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have meetings from 10am to 4pm. It is easy to say that this is the worst 9/11 in a LONG time.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sir, the razor scooter hit the second ankle.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

An apple a day used to keep the doctor away but not if the apples have been recalled.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Back off, buddy, I know Tae Bo," I said just before I got shot 17 times.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It is so fucking bizarre to me that people in the media just... stopped... talking about Epstein.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If Peter Pan was written more recently, "to die would be a great adventure," would've been written, "the final yeet would be pretty neat."

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Legit if you have an AI poster, fuck your event. I hope it fails. I hope you stub your pinky toe on a coffee table. I'd rather a scrawled legal paper stapled to a tree than a fucking AI poster.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Don't forget to put a throwing-sandal under your tree for Bush this 25th anniversary of 9/11.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Due to budget cuts, the lights behind my eyes have been dimmed.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard and they're like, "you should've cut your grass before the rain. Are you serious with all these weeds?"

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If the story of David and Goliath were true, David would be a murderer for bringing a fucking gun to a fistfight.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I am sorry that you're all thirsty for me.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I was looking for a book-cake, I swear! I'm just a terrible speller!

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They say the camera adds ten pounds. I'm glad I quit eating cameras.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Catholic priests make the best comedians because when a joke gets too old they don't fuck with it anymore.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Because it's late in the summer my neighborhood has a lot of flowering bushes so that smells nice. But it's garbage day and hot and humid so that smells bad. My town smells like fabreze.

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm white but I am not "raisins in potato salad" white

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The best Dave you know @thefaceofdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Call my tummy Ireland the way that Trader Joe's pizza gave it the troubles.

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