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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh good, the radio is playing Bottom 40 hits today

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thought this was about the bands

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(after being robbed by a turkey) Me: okay, first, trace your hand Police sketch artist:

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No, I don't want your leftover shrimp... quit trying to prawn it off on me

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(a tractor trailer almost runs me over on the way to McDonald's) wow, they're right, a big Mack is going to kill me someday

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Going to get my boobs squished between two plates. No, not for a doctor's appointment, just for fun.

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

still not calling them skeets

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I'm studying to become an optometrist just so I can start a clinic called C.F. Eyecare.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wet road on my way to Central City (traffic was stopped, don't worry) #photography

Wet road (highway 6) going toward the mountains gives a lovely reflection. If you zoom, you can see the droplets hitting the road

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/01/2024

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

some kind of reverse pied piper where i get paid to bring you rats

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I know all guys think the stripper likes them, but this one is pretty aloof.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Chomper the squirrel. Denver, 1992.

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(trying to fit in with the truckers) That's a big WD-40, good buddy

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fallen matthew @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ya know maybe I wouldn’t have such a thing for nipples if it weren’t for all the laptops with the weird nub mouse in the keyboard when I was at an impressionable age

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(looking at an x-ray) Nice skeleton, nerd

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"You gave me a homemade lottery ticket for my birthday" man, it was made from scratch

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Switched on the kitchen light and could've sworn I saw a horse scurry under the fridge

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE, PLEASE........

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Edge O. Erin @edgeoerin.com · 14/09/2026

She eyed his cucumber just as he ogled her melons. Before either knew it, they were all up in each other's business. It was a fulfilling day at the Farmer's Market.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[during sex] Me: what's wrong honey, you seem distracted Her: [solving rubik's cube]

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Dave's coming over" Dave who wastes his money on magazines, or Dave who wastes his money on cloning? (yelling from outside the door) "SORRY I'M LATE I JUST BOUGHT 15 COPIES OF PEOPLE"

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think we could get people to say "what's floatin" instead of "what's happening" or "what's up" if we tried. Not only would it be a refreshing change, we could out the witches who say "me"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[creating women] give em 2 boobs [creating cats] no boobs but like 8 nipples [creating cows] do just 1 boob but with a fuckton of nips on it lol

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

kid on his birthday: i thought chocolate cake had icing on it? me, mouth covered in chocolate: no you’re thinking of something else

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025

consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 03/07/2023

People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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