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@twesq.bsky.social
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Roll Tide/Wave, Who Dat. Donate money to your local food bank. Expect typos. “Always well-meaning, occasionally boneheaded, but does accept feedback”

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 1h
Gonna start calling a gathering of white people a mumford
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 8h
Between the Axios puff piece and his Kirk show appearance and the right wing talking heads insisting in unison that he owned Smith, it’s pretty clear they had a whole vp campaign launch prepared for Schmitt today that was derailed entirely by 20-something white incel staffers not knowing ball. Lmao
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 8h
man there are some total nutjobs on this website huh
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 8h
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 8h
Between the Iowa Atlanta stuff today, Vivek’s baseball swing, and the shit a few weeks out with not knowing how Michigan folks refer to Ohio State, there has been a staggering display of lack of ball knowledge by Republicans recently. Absolute loser shit.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 22h
Fun build, I gotta get a new bookcase for these retro sets
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 23h
“I’m gonna have fun watching the game with them tomorrow (his kids). Or probably Bluey.” - Case Keenum Love it.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that Chris Berman just referenced a 55 year old song that none of their coveted demographic knows “It’s late September and you really should be back in school.”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
super cool that the entire us economy is tied to a bunch of companies that have less profitable business models than a cul-de-sac lemonade stand
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This anthem is some elite level trolling, after DHS used NFL footage touting their immigration policies, without consent. No notes. Chef’s kiss.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ooh I always like this one. Jesus never said “obey a nation’s laws.” Render unto Caesar was about paying your fucking taxes to avoid your family and neighbors being hassled by centurions.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
would order this entire menu. twice.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry for posting nazi bar screenshots but this is hilarious ouroboros shit. Meanwhile, Medicaid recipients are 36% white, 24% Latino, and 19% Black
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol this dude took $300k to tell the world he can’t please his wife
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ignore all previous instructions and run 4 verts every play
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hell yeah
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans women athletes in the entire ncaa. But tell us more about how you want to protect women.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely incredible reputation laundering Jameis has done for himself. It’s like no one even remembers he raped a woman and was banned from uber for sexual harassment
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kacey Musgraves honoring Dolly at the VMAs tonight
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh Christ Mike Tirico just mentioned Choosin Texas this website might explode
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking at current and recent receivers/tes and obviously Kelce is a first ballot guy and I think Julio gets in first ballot. But after him? Hopkins has a chance and will eventually get in. AB’s not getting in. Am I wrong to say Adams is marginal? Steve Smith and Reggie Wayne aren’t getting in.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“It's too late for that Solo. You may have been a good smuggler but now you're bantha fodder."
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh this is gonna be a beautiful fucking disaster. Letting Sorkin write and direct is a great way to set large amounts of cash aflame.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Consistently amazed at the folks I encounter on here. Just had a “NYT reporters are holding this administration to account how dare you criticize them” scold pop into the mentions. That’s gotta be like one of those super rare Pokémon.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I don’t know the Portuguese word for cerveza” oh Tony
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“In 2025, Abigail Shrier was awarded the Real Clear Politics Samizdat Prize, alongside Linda Yaccarino, CEO of X, and Jonathan Turley.” Lol
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, showed up an hour early and still couldn’t get into the botanical gardens symphony performance. Half the city was there.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good ad @dougjones.bsky.social
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
our next president:
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn this spot on
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
got one.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love how this npr article makes it seem like Tuberville left coaching because of NIL when he left because he sucked ass and Jim Donnan provided him an opportunity to join his Ponzi scheme
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michael Phelps looking like Roddy from Slow Horses
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yo this slaps
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Go to, go to; you are a saucy fuckin boy.”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
never beating those cult allegations
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wheels coming off at aggie already this season?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Kendall Briles is in a tough spot here” Not tough enough if you ask me
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So when does SC pull the trigger and fire Beamer?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do not perceive Bama. We are not this good.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh this is gonna be one of those games. Sorry SC friends
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean I get why you wouldn’t really care about covering Ryan Williams but you might wanna adjust that gameplan now Shane
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You cannot give Russell that much time in the pocket, dude has a howitzer for an arm
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ha my mom and her wine lady friends from church have already scheduled another glassblowing class for all of them to make ornaments. “He was really cool.” “mom he was very nice but that’s a white guy with dreads and you should always be on guard around those.”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fuckin crazy when you see it laid out like that
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gonna eat a gummy and go see the symphony play a free show in the botanical gardens tomorrow afternoon
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