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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 8h

Most TV is just this now.

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Foot Pound Force @footpoundforce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our Eaten by Dinosaurs music video is live! youtu.be/-aTNSKOCWn8?...

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Eaten By Dinosaurs Foot Pound Force

YouTube video by Foot Pound Force

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💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 28/09/2026

Before it was carved... Mount Rushmore's beauty was unpresidented.

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DanSlott @danslott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think this is the guy who shot Batman's parents.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sometimes I reenact Shakespeare's tragedies with gummy bears. I would do the comedies too, but the main characters never survive to the end.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every day I invent a new dance. I keep them to myself. I’m not in it for the fame

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In the evenings she would look to the horizon for a distant sail, waiting in vain for a lover who would never return, one ivory hand draped over the balustraded railing, the other holding her phone aloft, trying to get more bars

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do you know the way to San Jose I’ve used GPS so long This may be wrong I’m in the Bay 🎶

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 26/09/2026

For a serious business interview you should wear a suit and thai iced coffee

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 25/09/2026

Cheap hotel bathroom lighting really brings out the bags under my eyes

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 25/09/2026

Strange New Worlds season finale, there’s a side point I’m still pondering. The original series Kirk/Uhura kiss was such a culturally historic moment, does having Uhura kiss another white guy “before” that undermine it, or reinforce that it shouldn’t have ever been a big deal?

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 24/09/2026

If your models take actions you did not intend, maybe you suck at models

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 24/09/2026

The eternal Fringe Festival question: when can/should I eat

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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026

Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.

A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 24/09/2026

I have involuntarily gained this forbidden knowledge and am making it everybody’s problem

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erick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hot take: im gonna steal your oven

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let the gods descend to earth and teach us the true meaning of disco dancing.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎶 Dunst in the wind All we are is Dunst in the wind 🎶

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Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind.

Alt: Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind.

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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Booyah - g.o.a.t. story

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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bahahaha = gloat story

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 20/09/2026

Audio engineering challenge: not make the guest's saliva sound like a mop sloshing in a bucket the entire interview

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bruce Wayne’s alter ego gets invited to a lot of meals on #BatmanDay. It’s: dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Law & Order: Excessive Spinoffs Unit

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18/09/2026

You all warned me about Section 31 and I tried watching it anyway, that’s on me

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18/09/2026

Spambots crave the human perspiration they can never have, that's why they start all their messages "hello sweaty"

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ISAAC HAYES working the Director of SHAFT (1971) Gordon Parks — on the music that would win him an Oscar for Best Original Song.

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human bean @humanbean.net · 18/09/2026

teach them well and let them eat the hay

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

[closes void] ok, that's enough scream time for now

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Nathan and Afraid @vovat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Because of his ruthless business practices?

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

stink lines are an evolutionary tactic to guard against the predations of hobos, who themselves have evolved to detect the pleasant wafteron emanated by organisms such as windowsill pies

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026

I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026

sorry every unit in the building is already octopied

A picture of the COMMERCE BUILDING in Galveston with a giant inflatable octopus hanging out of one of the windows. Its tentacles are also coming out of six other windows along the front and side of the building.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you buy a used drum set, there will be repercussions.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“The only control or ‘guardrails’ that Daleks need is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) supreme leader, and Skaro has that, in spades!”

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So sad that my cold air balloon business never really got off the ground.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is that because there’s often a draw? ✏️

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 12/09/2026

Report from PopcornFest Parade: 1) Did not smile or wave back at any float with Ai “art” 2) Or food truck labeled “made with love” using an Ai menu (overheard: “more like made with anger and oppression”) 3) NO ONE is smiling or waving at ANY of the politicians this year

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 12/09/2026

Caturday stolen valor but you need to see my friend’s cat, Gremlin

A cat looking up from rough asphalt pavement, tortise shell pattern combines with yellow eyes and lower fangs to look exactly like a Gremlin fed after midnight

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