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I recently learned I’ve been talking the wrong medication for some time

Okay, I admit that sometimes I say I’ll pray for you but I never do

*At the crematorium* "Hi! Do you accept walk-ins?"

I wonder if the kids on it’s a small world ever get tired of singing

Hopefully I don’t get picked for the Super Bowl tomorrow because I DO NOT know how to play football!

Her: you wanna go upstairs? Me: sure… Her: you got protection? Me: W-Why, What’s up there?

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Made a new playlist

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if stinkbugs knew we called them that i bet they'd be pretty mad

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Kids are sticky and smell like food they don’t have anymore. You can’t trust kids

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I can’t believe how stupid everything is

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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

I’m tired of being poor, I think I’m just gonna win the lottery.