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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Kids and cats have a lot in common: they don’t obey commands, their curiosity might kill them, and they love a good cardboard box.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

How may degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and John Hamm?

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It’s rude for the weather to be nice when you’re consumed by dread

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

in the afternoons i think someone should come in and turn off the lights and tell us we have to rest our heads on our desks for a bit

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I saw a thing about being an innovator, and I was remembering when I used the knife sharpener stick to knock something up high out of the cabinet.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I told my kid that an interview for a job in the legal profession was called a 'lawdition' and now I have another meeting with his teacher

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I’m so Gen-X I still avoid the cracks in the sidewalk to protect my mother.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

The smallest type of animal is a minimal

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Yogurt is one of my top 10, maybe even top 5 favorite gurts.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

cheese fountain > chocolate fountain comments closed

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

My husband left the kayak strapped to the car from when he had taken it out a couple days ago, and I had to drive to the grocery store feeling like I was impersonating someone who shops at REI.

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I don't mind going out in public. I just hate when other people go out in public when I do

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Obsessed with the pharma commercial trope of 'taking this medication will guarantee you can happily own a very boutique retail business'.

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you

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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I don't want to brag but I'm pretty damn Mid at a whole bunch of stuff

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is? ME: No sun HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Not to get all political on here but the word 'gush' is infinitely worse than 'moist'.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Why did they call them aeronautical engineers and not flyentists?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I'm sorry, I moonwalk when I'm nervous, Your Honor

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Fool Michael Jackson once Shamone you

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

"This seafood restaurant is now a crime scene. Nobody move a mussel."

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Nick’s profile @nickonhere.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

My toddler learned about the concept of a grocery list and now says “but it’s on the list” for everything she wants at the store

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Impetigo would be a great name for a font.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Enjoy your kids now because before you know it they’ll be grown and you’ll be happy and free

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

So sick of the “happy to jump on a call” bullshit. We all know the reality is “I’ll get on a call if you gotta be a dick about it but I’m praying this email will suffice.”

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

MY AUNT: You look just like your dad. ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Am I accident prone? You bet. I'm also accident standing up.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

[abruptly stops beatboxing] I do.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

ME: And another thing, It should be called an automobile when it's in the showroom and a boughtomobile when you get it home. MY KIDNAPPER: *crying* Please go home

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

GOD: *creates doctors ANGEL: So these guys will have the power to save lives. They'll start to think they're better than you soon. GOD: *creates apples

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/06/2025

it is actually the highest honor when a california toddler says “mommy, you are my dude”

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J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Realizing there’s been a mix-up as I stare down at the normal-size scissors for the ribbon cutting ceremony while another scream echoes from the barbershop

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

me: may i have one vitamin vitamin bottle: how about nine me: just one please vitamin bottle: eleven it is!

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Baby, I want to take you home and correct your grammar

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

The salesman at the furniture store told me, "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems." I said, "Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"

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