Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 7hI don't need the Amazon-branded arrows in the on-field graphics. 😒 140
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next. 521458246
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So corrupt he cannot even fathom how bad this sounds 1325
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SMITH [Scoffs.] No one else can be trusted. AIDE: A phone call? SMITH: [Leaning in] There are ears *everywhere.* AIDE: So, in and out, no record, no footprint, off the schedule and off the books. SMITH: I’ve taught you well. AIDE: Yes sir. SMITH: Also, I’d like to go to an NBA game. 21553
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Michael Tracey is what happens if a red flag wishes to be a real boy. 170
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Schmitt episode embodied the malicious stupidity of the Republican party. 515524
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope! 3302100
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My driver when the fairway is narrow and there's water in play. 080
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I cannot believe the last 10 years of our lives have been upended by devotion to this malignant asswelt. 6757
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… 5364
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Jo @jokar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The only people who seem to like Rahm Emanuel are the journalists paid to write fluff pieces about him. 0205
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me 744596
Reposted by Sharky 🦈explodedsoda @explodedsoda.me · 21/09/2026Idk who needs to hear this but, you've got this! I'm proud of you! 4162
Reposted by Sharky 🦈The MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten 301025164
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Betty Finn @missbettyfinn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hegseth writing the screening questions like… 1. Do your balls hang low? 2. Do they wobble to and fro? 3: Can you tie them in a knot? 4: Can you tie them in a bow? 0173
Reposted by Sharky 🦈The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So Gotye's famous song - the one with the xylophone - popped up yesterday and the lyrics actually registered for once, and, damn, the title of that thing really should be "Somebody with a TRO." Like, damn, son. She should not have to change her number, stop fucking stalking. 1815614
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Them: And you're done purchasing shark-themed stuff from online auctions? Me: 4374
Reposted by Sharky 🦈The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OK, a day later than planned, here we GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! What time is it, kiddies? That's right, it's Litigation Disaster Tourism time! And whoah nellie! there's a lot here. Ground rules: 1: I'm going to do this until I'm too tired or bored to continue. No telling how long that will be. 836999
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comJayz StareAlt: Jay-Z bobbing his head to the beat 061
Reposted by Sharky 🦈spectralidax.bsky.social @spectralidax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hey everyone the pre-launch Planet Shark core set Kickstarter page is live so go over there if you want to be notified of cute sharks. www.kickstarter.com/projects/daf... Also when the Kickstarter is live I will be posting an annoying amount about it so apologies in advance. 18527193
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Mr. Spookytime Grift @djdunclive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This seems relevant to @sharky.bsky.social's interests. 141
Reposted by Sharky 🦈AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Folks, @glowlaw.org - a new non-profit dedicated to legal accountability for government lawyers, documenting both ethics violations and dedication to the rule of law by government attorneys - badly needs your help. We need to raise $18,000 to keep the lights on for this coming yeargofund.meDonate to Support Glow's Mission for Justice, organized by Akiva CohenThe American legal system is in crisis, and nowhere is that more clear - and more impor… Akiva Cohen needs your support for Support Glow's Mission for Justice 8227158
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thank you, OneDrive's On This Day, for reminding me of simpler times. 1313
Reposted by Sharky 🦈ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It’s the weekend! Let’s stretch a little with these cats. Cats seem to know better than we do how to truly relax. Stretch your legs, loosen up, and let go of the week’s tiredness. I hope these little cats bring a bit of ease and a good mood to your weekend😊 #shouxinsketch #cat #sketch #sketchdaily 193583955
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Going to run on a platform of "no more personal loan phone calls" and be elected emperor for life 0173
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@gregdoucette.bsky.social Let me know if you need representation. 19714
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the inverse of It happening 497690
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Your timeline has been cursed by the appearance of the Harry Potter Cybertruck. You must perform one act of kindness today to restore balance to a world in which this abomination exists. 671490251
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We are one recall away from being able to post "all my grapes gone." 0171
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just read that like I’m Ron burgundy? 1194
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m Satan's Gut, a Class IV/V rapid on the Colorado River. 4211
Reposted by Sharky 🦈Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"do you really it would be different under a Harris administration?" ICE would still exist. Families would still be separated, lives ruined daily. I have no illusions about Dems actually improving the system for good. But if you can't see how much exponentially worse this is idk what to tell you 638751
Reposted by Sharky 🦈𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Life is short. Tell someone they love you today. 9313106
Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Giving ICE the Joker's favorite weapon isn’t exactly going to help them beat the criminal enterprise allegations. 22110
Reposted by Sharky 🦈John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2024MICROWAVE: There's a button you can push for popcorn! BAG OF POPCORN: DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER PUSH THE POPCORN BUTTON 0467
