Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A restaurant that only sells soup called miso horny. 94711
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Whatever robin in the rain, I’ve seen saucier fellows. 052
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026When you’re shopping for anniversary gifts on a budget. 1141
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Just like these fake flowers, my love too will never die. 0239
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026RIP The Platters, you would have loved charcuterie boards. 081
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 19/01/2026FRIEND: *eating* soda crackers aren’t too bad. ME: well, some of us are ok I guess. 042
Reposted by Little Greenisjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains 263331597
Reposted by Little GreenisMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2023“Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business." 8412147
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026You’ll never convince me this piece of popcorn is a colonel. 2154
Reposted by Little GreenisDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel 101087196
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Kinda bullshit that only Phils get their own harmonic orchestras. 0144
Reposted by Little GreenisSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 03/08/2025This kinda sucks because I was well prepared to kick ass in a post apocalyptic hellscape in my 20s and now that I'm in my 50s I'm only suited to be a maniac warlord or reclusive enigmatic hermit who'll only help the resistance if they can convince me their motives are pure 23484117
Reposted by Little GreenisYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/09/2024i pause in the middle of the street fight, only to eat a handful of candy corn and then return to fighting, noticeably more powerful 634458
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026[burglar breaks into my home] ME *recently started taking karate*: Hey asshole! Hold this board. 15516
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026People all over the world fighting for land and bananas somehow have their own republic. 061
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Stopped ingesting microplastics, this year I’m only eating macroplastics. 071
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Once again a chick magnet has thrown off my chick compass. 0256
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026In heaven, all pubs have a post to lean on beside every urinal. 072
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026If you solve these riddles three, you may try one piece of brie. 1195
Reposted by Little GreenisDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs. 351880427
Reposted by Little GreenisUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/01/2026BECOME UNGOVERNABLE 161078208
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026If there are no Caucasian animals then explain Animal Crackers. 094
Reposted by Little Greeniskate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Fuck it I don’t care anymore 10479591685
Reposted by Little GreenisViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/01/2025New Year’s resolutions: 1) Eat healthier 2) Spend more time outdoors 3) Escape from the research facility 16920168
Reposted by Little GreenisOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/01/2025child custody rap battle 672289367
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Your honour, I was driving a trailblazer, I was simply blazing a new trail. JUDGE: you drove through a petting zoo. 1112
Reposted by Little Greenisandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store 421515297
Reposted by Little GreenisGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/12/2025“eating well” lol have you heard of vitamins 210942
Reposted by Little GreenisUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/12/2025as the prophecy foretold 331049173
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Showing my support to the LGTBQ community by switching to homo milk. 072
Reposted by Little GreenisNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad 503393707
Reposted by Little GreenisDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 08/01/2025me: don’t mind me, I’m just taking a gander petting zoo employee: please put the goose down 7540125
Reposted by Little GreenisJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles 212332673
Reposted by Little GreenisJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/12/2025no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar 14865141
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025[minding my p’s and q’s] p q q q p q p p q p q p p q 🤔 0134
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025You telling me orcas poop? Whale shiiiiiittttt. 031
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I’ll save this for later *puts hotdog behind my ear like a cigarette* 2255
Reposted by Little GreenisDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I smoke weed on my porch to let the other weeds know what I’m capable of 418851
Reposted by Little GreenisAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti 332417349
Reposted by Little GreenisfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/12/2025LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb 9422120
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025As I get older it’s getting harder and harder to shake AC/DC all night long. 2278
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 20/12/2025➖➖➖has➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖and➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖to➖➖➖➖➖➖ 191
Reposted by Little GreenisDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/12/2025if you’re not wrapping presents for me, you’re wrapping them against me 619868
Reposted by Little GreenisRobert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 16/12/2024[Santa dislocating both shoulders to slither down your chimney] 622952
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If I win the lottery I’m gonna hire a skywriter to write “how do I land this thing?” 28126
Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Why a guilty verdict and not a hearing loss? 0144
