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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

French Fries are called that because they’re shaped like cigarettes.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I have opened the strait of hormuz. pray I do not open it any further.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

If you read this, tag ✋, you’re it. No tag backs.

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

They called it sparkling water instead of destilled water, just to avoid confusion at the grocery stores and pharmacies.

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Moosic11 @moosic.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

everything since pangaea has been a mistake

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

If you're cooking something with chocolate chips, use carob chips instead. They're healthier and they taste terrible.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Ant Man: “Excuse me, Mr. Doom,” Dr Doom: “yousa will call mesa Doctor Doom.”

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

a pizza is a salad with an edible plate. it’s healthy.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Oh man, they better fix Bluesky soon or I’m going to become productive with my time.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad

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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Americans need to embrace the legume

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

BREAKING: OpenAI says it’s pivoting to shoes.

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Conner McCabe @connermccabe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I am the Steph Curry of enjoying Steph Curry play basketball.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I have time traveled in small doses. I close my eyes and when I open them again it’s 8 hours later and light outside.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 16/04/2026

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 15/04/2026

la croix announces it will be pivoting to AI

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LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 13/04/2026

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I like the way you work it (no dignity)

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Was going to make a Clavicular joke but I’ll have to hammer out the details later.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

If I were a lizard I would gift you my tail

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

As a Jewish person I’m a huge fan of Easter, a holiday that celebrates a son that went away and returned as a doctor.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Couldn’t be me. I’m Built Different.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

My bestie and I agreed that if we're both single in five years, we'll launch an extremely problematic podcast

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 15/04/2026

[on teams call] me: it's better to take the shot and not get a bullseye than not take the shot at all [internally] me: where the fuck did that come from

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