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Lyle

@brianmckay.bsky.social
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Lyle @brianmckay.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@onmyokrow.bsky.social hello my old friend 👋 hoping to reconnect
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Lyle @brianmckay.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@thedrawplay.com will there ever be another Fort Elite Moneys? Its been long enough for a reboot/revival (same with Ringless Rivers)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/12/2024
It's been weird explaining to people over 60 that no one under 40 expects anything good to ever happen again
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
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Spork Lobotomy @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Very disappointed that they haven't made a sequel or even DLC for chess yet
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
He died doing what he loved most, trying to stick googly eyes on a snake.
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
ribo is perhaps my most favorite of all the flavins. you?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive
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e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
zoinks! like, scoob… i don’t think that was a fart…
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I deal with my problems by creating brand new ones to add to the list.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17/12/2024
*approaches everything on a strict don't-need-to-know basis
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
it is better to have fought a wolf and lost than to have never fought a wolf at all
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Going home early because of "wet sleeve"
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I pull up to the valet and slip something into his palm. "Take care of her?" He looks at my Big Wheel, then the Yoohoo in his hand. "Of course."
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My walk-up music is the sound of my labored breathing and a booger whistling softly.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Look, I’m not one of those people who “isn’t covered in tomato sauce
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/12/2024
ending all my prayers with “no worries if not!”
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Turns out my ribs weren’t supposed to be making that xylophone sound
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
What’s the German word for when you cry in the shower until your Burger King crown falls apart
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It's…Not Looking Good, Charlie Brown
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I don’t want to waste my life away, but also, bed, so you see my conundrum.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My favorite plant of 10 years died, so I buried it in the backyard out of respect. Now it’s back. I was not emotionally prepared for any of this.
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🎶“You are beautiful, no matter what they say” “What did they say?!” 🎶“Words can't bring you down, oh no” “Yes, yes they can. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY SAY?!” 🎶(incoherent vocal warbling)
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 09/12/2024
petition to rename the letter ‘m’ double-n for consistency’s sake
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Lyle @brianmckay.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Hi! Just letting you know that OCD absolutely fucking sucks, and I would not wish it on my worst enemy, other than for them to maybe see what it can be like When you can't pray "right" or calm down because you're not "doing it right" or aren't "right with God," the anxiety is horrible #Scrupulosity
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
There is nothing more panic-inducing than accidentally putting a hoodie on backward and having that moment of realization after you almost can’t get it back off again. The idea of living the rest of my life with a hood on the wrong side of my head is just too heavy a burden to bear.
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wukko @wukko.me · 09/12/2024
new mug
white mug with another mug printed on it
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 09/12/2024
CONGRATS, RAMS!
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mark leidner @markleidner.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
to the tune of ‘everybody dance now’ himalayan sea salt
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
cheese is my favorite thing that i love but don't really understand
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Lyle @brianmckay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Puka Nacua is so freaking good.
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a man wearing a rams jersey and a helmet
Alt: Puka Nacua
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Awesome sideline throw and catch by Matthew Stafford and Puka Nacua. Listen to Matthew Stafford yelling at his WRs before the play to get lined up.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/12/2024
did a cartwheel and three corn dogs fell out of my sweatpants
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Flat earther astronauts don’t orbit, they just hover above the atmosphlat.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
[unintelligible through tears] 2025 is gonna be my year
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Lyle @brianmckay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If we go with drinks too, it would be Mountain Dew Voltage. So I'm gonna go with Voltage, which is awesome.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
For the last 24 years I’ve been working on my answer song “The Boy Visiting Ipanema (An Ipanema Girl’s Perspective)” but I can’t crack it and have to admit defeat as I never made it past the title
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
A road sign that says DO NOT LET MOOSE
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Don't bury or cremate me when i die - I want to be stuffed & mounted punching a goose in the face
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I saw a lady dressed in pink at the golf club so I called her Parbie and then nine people tried to drown me in the lake.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cloaca-Cola
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