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e l l a

@getmicrowaved.bsky.social

4.8K followers 273 following 472 posts

i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms canadian, not american linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella

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e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

no clue how to flirt i just called this guy awesome sauce

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

every time i hear someone say “the early bird gets the worm” i wonder if somewhere out there, there’s a worm telling another worm “the later worm survives the bird”

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

nightmare blunt rotation but it’s just myself at various ages

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

i am the opposite of artificial intelligence. i am authentic stupidity

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

i don’t understand construction like how do they know what to do next

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

hello bluesky

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

in the divorce i get custody of the little plate in the microwave

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

fuck iron supplements i just be eating staples

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

male octopuses die after they have sex which means squidward is a virgin

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

why were they always so mean to C-3PO

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

how it feels to unfollow the girls you met once in a bar 4 years ago

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

why do people always ask “what do your tattoos mean?” bro they mean i had $200 and a free afternoon

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

silicone is just regular cone to a freak like me

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

i will never forgive humanity for what we did to pigeons

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

i hope aliens believe in me :)

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

lana del rey married an older guy who looks like he eats cigarettes, just as the prophecy foretold

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“white people have no culture” ok then what is the rainforest cafe?

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

i once babysat for a vegan family who had a kid named Hunter and i will never forget that

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

i used to pretend i was left handed as a kid god i wanted to be different so bad

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

how it feels to pay for parking at the place i fucking work at

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

idk who needs to hear this but the accident was so your fault

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

they should invent a kitchen aid appliance that takes up even more counter space

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

never been a smoker but every time i hear that a cigarette takes 11 minutes off your life i really consider getting into it

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“wow all canadians are so nice!” —people who have never been to quebec

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

zoinks! like, scoob… i don’t think that was a fart…

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

kids in elementary school for no fucking reason:

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

never met a guy named aiden over 10 years old, i swear they don’t live that long

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

driving a manual is kinda gay like you’re literally jerking off your car

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

they’re sending me to the olympics for jorking it

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

just patched the hole in the drywall all by myself

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

the weather channel but it’s just a livestream of some guy’s ballsack and if it shrivels up then it’s cold outside and if it sags it’s warm

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

staring into the mirror at the function, trying to convince myself i’m still real

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

my parents didn’t let me use borax to make slime as a kid so i had to trial and error a bunch of random substances i found around the house and instead of slime i made mustard gas

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

farting in space, call that galaxy gas

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

get down mr. president! you’re next for the limbo contest!

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

telling people with organ failure they’re prettier on the outside

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

chiropractor let me have a turn cracking his back and now i’m visiting him in the ICU

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i’m way too short for how much milk i drink

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The great thing about playing the bagpipes is no one knows if you're good at it or not.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/12/2024

we need a disney princess who pegs

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Caillou: I wanted to ride on the fire truck Caillou’s Mom: I know, Caillou Caillou’s Dad: I shave your head every night while you’re asleep

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

they’re hosting the danny devito lookalike contest in my bedroom

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/12/2024

*gets surge of new followers* you ever be beating your dick so bad your dick starts fighting back

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Ooh, you’re not circumcised? Keeping the plastic on the sofa, are we?

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

british museums are always false advertising. nothing in here is from britain

e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

“i’m calling the cops” is adult-american for “i’m telling mom”

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.