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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 2h

So did all the NHL goalies not practice all summer or what

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 5h

NHL Shop ad for the Red Wings is all Larkin gear they’re trying to clear that inventory

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 5h

Once again I cannot recommend Halloween at Aunt Ethel’s enough. Not because of the movie, but because of the post-credits. You will be forever changed. All low budget horror should aspire to this level of dedication.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 8h

Finished Dragon Age Origins 😮‍💨 Now I can watch horror movies. First up is Strange Harvest.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 12h

Shawn Horcoff’s hand hovering over a paintbrush, wondering if the best way out is to simply gommage Dylan Larkin

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Red Wings: *slides paper across table* I think you’ll find this offer more than fair

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This was on a package that was delivered to my house by mistake. Turning the driver into a toad may seem like a harsh punishment but it’s the only way some people learn.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Flyers think they can out tank the Red Wings?

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eric Schmitt humiliated after confusing Iowa Hawkeyes with the protagonist Hawke of Dragon Age II. In-game footage proves that Jack Smith was not in Kirkwall on February 3 and has never conspired with either the mages and templars.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is 12:30am on a work day therefore I will NOT start endgame missions. The darkspawn will just have to wait.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have another rose that was supposed to be some novelty “rose tree” that died. But then months later it grew two healthy canes out of the ground below the graft line and I am super curious to see what happens with those. It’s some sort of climber no doubt about that.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ok but what if the PWHL started now and the Red Wings had until December to get their shit together

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

JAMES TIBERIUS!!! Let’s goooooooo PWHL

Jimmy Howard goaltending coach for PWHL Detroit

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Really excited the first two games of the Wings season are a national broadcast and then NHLN which I also don’t have. 🏴‍☠️ I don’t care if the team sucks only I should decide if I watch the games or not.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would put any of the other three centers on the top line before Copp please be serious.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Something happened to me because now I’m a fluffy bathrobe person. I disrespected robes for years and I was wrong.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Muse gonna be like “I’ve accessed your private health data after you told me not to, and based on your hormonal state I have added chocolate and sour skittles to your grocery order. I also ordered ten cases of Dasani because you humans only get garbage water now.”

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“We’ll give you Edvinsson for a low price if you take Larkin too” she types as a joke, but isn’t sure it’s a joke

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can’t spell VALENCIA without LCA make the call

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I HATE YOU SCOTT PERRY AHHHHHH I should VPN so I see other places commercials instead

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The sticky bun winner… Vietnamese cinnamon! The blend was good and is what I usually use, good if you want a present but smooth cinnamon. Vietnamese has a bite to it. Ceylon and Indonesia were not very prominent and China definitely seems more like a table cinnamon than for baking.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What the fuck was that god bless bullshit start your engines

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red Wings hockey brought to you by predators, perverts, and politics.

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ESPN+ ads: Stupid Facebook AI Gambling Janelle Stelson too scawwwy ESPN screen with ambient sounds like someone is eating dinner?

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok I’ve had enough gambling commercials thaaaaaanks

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Finally, a perv camera that focuses on boobs without having to move your head and give away the game

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wings look like they’ve been on a powerplay every time they’re in the Jackets end

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red Wings can’t hurt me on the scoreboard everyone just have fun and stay healthy

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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Testing five cinnamons with rows in alphabetic order. The green sprinkles and toothpick indicate the first row. And don’t worry I have a pan to catch the inevitable bubble over. I’m combining different recipes + personal vibes so the ratios are all questionable.