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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Happy 5th anniversary to the time this happened over on that other place.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

2026 is becoming the new fucking 2016 for taking all the good people too soon.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The only blade of grass left in my garden that’s not dead last night when it started raining.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Shout out to anyone else of a certain age who automatically thinks of this every time the solar eclipse is mentioned.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Knew the answer to a biology question at a pub quiz yesterday. Not because I remembered the answer from learning it at school, but because I could remember all of the lyrics of ‘Reproduction’ from Grease 2.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I don’t like to brag but I am 50 now and yet just managed to thread a needle without wearing my glasses after only 27 attempts!

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Years later and this is still one of my favourite news stories. Partly for the headline, but mainly for the wording in brackets they felt needed to be used.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Jurassic Park is on TV, which makes it the perfect time to once again remember this glorious piece of interaction.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Apparently it’s 11 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Shaun the Sheep.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It’s just started raining. Me right now:

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

In this heat, pretend you’re on an all inclusive holiday by having a buffet style lunch of curry, roast potatoes, a spring roll, chicken nuggets, a steak, and a cheese omelette, all on a plate that’s one size up from a saucer, washed down with 14 beers and a cocktail.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

In this heat, pretend you're on holiday abroad by drinking beer at 8am and then going to Asda wearing a bikini and flip flops to buy 4 giant bags of crisps and a bottle of water.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the ideal place to have a washing machine filter is so far down the machine that it’s virtually impossible to put anything underneath it to catch the water from it.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If you’re of a certain age you’ll probably still remember the defining moment when your mum finally decided you didn’t have to wear jelly shoes with straps any more and, at last, you were allowed a slip on pair instead.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Genuinely gutted to hear that Anthony Head has died. From the Nescafé Gold Blend guy to the dastardly Rupert Mannion in Ted Lasso, he’s always been wonderful. Though, to me, he’ll always be the brilliant Rupert Giles.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

When a caterpillar reaches the stage where it has eaten loads and loads, just before it starts to build its chrysalis, it should then be known as a faterpillar.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The 3 stages of British people and the weather. 1. WHERE IS THE SUN? WHY IS IT ALWAYS RAINING? WILL WE EVER SEE SOME SUNSHINE? BRITISH WEATHER SUCKS! 2. YAY! SUNSHINE! SO HAPPY! 3. IT'S TOO HOT. I THINK THE HEAT WILL KILL ME! I WILL LITERALLY DIE FROM THE HOT. WILL WE FEEL SWEET RAIN EVER AGAIN?

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

1. Think how to help keep my dogs cool on such a hot day. 2. Close blinds. 3. Turn on fan. 4. Put down cooling pads. 5. Realise dogs aren’t even in the room. 6. Look for dogs. 7. Find dogs lying in the hottest part of the garden, panting like idiots.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Dick Van Dyke getting to 100, and now David Attenborough celebrating his 100th birthday too, has ever so slightly softened the blow that Betty White missed reaching 100 by just 17 days.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough!

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

You’ve got to love the weather in the UK. Today I saw someone wearing a big coat and a woolly hat and someone wearing shorts and a t-shirt, yet somehow both seemed to be appropriately dressed.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It's 10 years today since Prince died. So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I was at a wedding at the weekend and a woman I didn’t know told me she loved my dress. My brain: Just smile and say thank you My mouth: Thanks! It would’ve cost £80 new but I got it for £12 on Vinted! And look, it’s got pockets! [shows her the pockets] I think my bum looks a bit big in it though.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Happy 6th anniversary to the time this happened over on the other place.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Welcome to nearly being 50! You’ve been assigned a daily new pain in your joints. You can hurt yourself simply by turning over in bed or moving your neck too quickly! You take so many supplements you’re surprised you don’t rattle! And you find new hairs in weird places every goddamn day! Enjoy!

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I’ll be honest, ‘Easter Egg’ wasn’t my first thought of what this looks like…

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

April Fool’s Day. A day where you shouldn’t trust anything you read or anything anyone says. So basically the same as every other day then.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Me: Right! Lots to do! Better crack on! My brain: Excellent idea! But…first…how about we try and remember the names of all the Fraggles from Fraggle Rock without using Google! Ok!

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

My favourite part about signing for things digitally is how my signature ends up making me look like I’m actually an illiterate idiot with defective fingers who has never used a pen in their life before.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Happy International Women’s Day!

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’m of an age where a lot of nights out in my youth were spent being instructed to wave my hands in the air like I just didn’t care.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Saw this on a local Facebook page and it warmed my Gen X heart to discover there’s a postman round my way with a cracking sense of humour.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Not saying my life is a bit dull but the highlight of my day today was going out and it being warm enough that I didn’t have to wear my big coat.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

This year, for Lent, I’m giving up.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Left it pretty late to do a Pancake Day joke and now all that’s left is this crêpe one which will probably fall flat and make me feel like a flipping tosser.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

White wine is white. Red wine is red. Valentine's Day is stupid. Let's get shit faced instead.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Took my dogs for a walk earlier. Had a standoff with my Labrador as she wanted to turn left to go to the really muddy park and I wanted to turn right to go to the not muddy park. Obviously stood my ground so we could both establish who was in charge. Anyway, yeah, we went to the very muddy park.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I’m nearly 50 but earlier today someone guessed my age to be 22. Ok, that someone was a very small child who also then thought that maybe I was 94, but I’m still absolutely taking their first guess as a personal win.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I honestly can’t work out how we’ve still got another two weeks of January to go but yet Christmas was about 4 months ago.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

@scriblit.bsky.social Happy happy birthday, pal! Hope you're having a most splendid day! x

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I can’t believe my stupid clothes have all shrunk again. Every year, around this time, it seems to bloody well happen.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.

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