Reposted by Brent LewisAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2025FLINTSTONE VITAMINS CAUSE MEASLES!!! You heard it here first! 2336
Brent Lewis @brentfnalewis.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I can't imagine being so miserable I get mad at Superman. 010
Brent Lewis @brentfnalewis.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I feel like we all owe John Mellencamp a big apology. 030
Reposted by Brent LewisMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/06/2025i’m at the taco bell i’m at the urgent care i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care 19378002038
Reposted by Brent LewisCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 03/05/2025In every line of people, there's always that one dickhead who has to keep turning around and staring at everyone behind them 🙄🖕 0124
Reposted by Brent LewisMockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Just ate a really scary sandwich, I think it was an Edgar Allen Poe boy 44616
Reposted by Brent LewisThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025This like watching two drunk raccoons fight over a hot dog 29312
Reposted by Brent LewisJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/06/2025A lot of losers today, but Marco Rubio gets two christmases now 1064381
Reposted by Brent LewisFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/04/2025quoth the raven: "just found out we can mate with sexy crows and shit gonna get freaky forevermore" 312218
Reposted by Brent LewisSoren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I’ve found that you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he travels in. For instance, if he wears boots with an upturned pointed toe and a bell at the end, he is likely a jester or an elf of one kind or another. 513212
Reposted by Brent Lewisthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I think it’s finally time to confess that I have no idea what any of you are talking about 99126
Reposted by Brent LewisThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Slim Jim is short for Slimothy James 4364134
Reposted by Brent LewisIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Are robots really not able to click those "I am not a robot" buttons? Then we got weakass robots 2466686
Reposted by Brent LewisMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Grimace has seen some shit. 68942
Reposted by Brent LewisUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Roland couldn't wait to go to school. The other kids were gonna be totes jelly of his sweet-ass new kicks. 1756496
Reposted by Brent LewisJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Food critics are wild. Bro, why are you bullying spaghetti? 11523123
Reposted by Brent LewisViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Just saw your text from last night. Do you still need a fire extinguisher 521646
Reposted by Brent LewisRed Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 25/01/2025earworm = rhyme in the coconut 0144
Reposted by Brent Lewisborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/01/2025ME: you’re smothering me SERIAL KILLER: 216543
Reposted by Brent LewisKat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Studies have shown that fuck all this shit 22495126
Reposted by Brent Lewiskim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025porcupines are just squirrels that listen to the sex pistols 812923
Reposted by Brent LewisDavid Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles. 328162932537
Reposted by Brent LewisCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I've saved up enough to retire to a small island 239488
Reposted by Brent Lewis𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/01/2025Policeman: "Got any ID?" Redneck: "'bout what?" 561184117
Reposted by Brent Lewisalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025ok we KNOW where waldo AND carmen san diego are they are together and they are FUCKING and they ain't coming back until they are done 75511
Reposted by Brent LewisFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Will life ever be the same again? Find out in next week’s episode of: Not Fucking Likely. 4253105
Reposted by Brent LewisNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 25/08/2023My dermatologist: It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the eczema again 1155
Reposted by Brent LewisDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My dad died going off the rails on a crazy train you son of a bitch 211149155
Reposted by Brent LewisIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 16/01/2025One time I did a sleep study and never bothered getting the results. Everyone could tell I was terrible at it. 0249
Reposted by Brent LewisDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely 383071488
Reposted by Brent LewisChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 14/01/2025When you have an 8 am zoom meeting and you woke up at 7:55 am. 414634
Reposted by Brent LewisMeghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 07/01/2025How to lose a drone in 10 minutes -a memoir by my husband and 7yo 14510
Reposted by Brent LewisScott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Never mind TikTok. Can we ban Linkedln. 11750142
Reposted by Brent Lewissweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025“you should thank me, you’re getting your steps in!” i yell, chasing you with a hatchet 11608115
Reposted by Brent LewisFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025hotel mini bar stocked with little bottles of vanilla extract 1014733
Reposted by Brent LewisDak @dak.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I pretend to still be reading a birthday card even after I notice money inside 1426540
Reposted by Brent LewisDeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Popcorn ceilings just aren’t as tasty as you’d think. 1320158
Reposted by Brent LewisBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I’d be a lot happier if thinking happy thoughts paid the bills. 421868
Reposted by Brent LewisJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I can write better than this but I don't want to be the one the aliens abduct and force to punch up their ultimatums. 621079
Reposted by Brent LewisWilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Her: I don't believe in coincidences. Me: OMG! Me neither! 111831
