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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just because I’m essentially an atheist doesn’t mean I’m not a man of faith. I believe I am drinking bourbon out of a “clean” glass at a bar.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Sure, I’ll buy a round if the spirits move me.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

If there are four people in favor, oppose it. Make them convince you. Unless it’s ice cream…

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

There’s no reason ICE agents should be armed with anything stronger than a water pistol. That way when they’re in Minnesota it will just become a chunk of ice they can’t use

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Someone asked me if I was alright, I replied I’ve got nothing left , so I must be all right.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I once lost my spectacles for a couple of days. Turns out, they had fallen into the dishwasher out of my pocket. My subconscious must still be reminding me to put my dirty glasses in the dishwasher, you lazy slob.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Gavin for President? Did we learn nothing from the Millard administration? No, we know nothing

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Say what you like about solo cups, maybe if the next one above them tried a little more…

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Lemme explore my emotions and take a core sample. What, is there no core? Allow me. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you the rest of your life.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Do people who say “you can’t make this shit up” ever read?

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Do they call Internet cafes Phern bars in Brooklyn?

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Gonna be one of those days where I hear the Dead Kennedys “Kill the Poor” over and over in my head as this vile bill inevitably is passed by this venal congress.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Y’know what? Something else is NEVER on the menu.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I am not a Met fan in any fashion, but Juan Soto is making more money than the USA, maybe we shouldn’t be running everything out.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Wait til they tell Trump where the crypto is made

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Have you ever sat on the toilet long enough that you need to pee again? And I did NOT take a nap…

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I would like a torpedo bat designed to knock people off scooters

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Mike Johnson has this scene beat for time calculation, since this year is one legislative day m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vx6...

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The Jerk - We've Only Known Each Other for Four Weeks and Three Days...

YouTube video by James Anderson

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

As Shemp Howard once said , "Why?"

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

It’s interesting that our national attention span dovetails with and irresponsible, unapologetic dotard President

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Gulf of America is just a temporary name until the rights are sold to Gulf Western

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Turner Classic Movies is on point today: Confessions of a Nazi Spy Black Legion This Mortal Storm The Great Dictator The Seventh Cross Edge of Darkness

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I wonder if the Presidential line of succession has ever been this incompetent. Is it too late for Kiefer Sutherland to get a cabinet position?

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Airplane rules: your feet should not be closer to my nose than yours

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I can’t understand a generation that eschews winter coats

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I for one welcome our new Albert overlords. …it’s an acronym? Shit, well, still…

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

If the very thought of having to attend a New Year's Eve party is stressing you out then you may have Auld Lang xiety

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Regarding the Times Square ball drop - isn't a little a early for a newborn year to have that happen to even one of them?

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Back when I ate tv dinners, I’d mix it all together and call it bi-partisan.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

So pop-tarts isn’t a reference to Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry and the like? Damn

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, because I'm trying to drink my coffee without sweetener now

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Not sure why the Republicans just don't refuse to pass a budget. No government is why they ran on

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

If I've learned one thing about Life, its that Mikey wasn't picky enough! It tastes awful. I'm only eating dead stuff from now on.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: They should call the receipt the cashier gives you a 'buyography' and the one from the self-checkouts an 'autobuyography'. HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

The closest I've ever gotten to a threesome was when my wife hugged me goodbye while I was holding a block of cheese.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Your penis is the anus of your balls.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Meeting a Nathan always makes me need to go to the bathroom, I think "oh, you're a Nate".

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

If I drink any more tonight, I will need to move up a weight class

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

When the server gives your burger away to someone else, but you receive a dessert bourbon as an apology, is that called kismet?

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

One way to acquire poise is to put more I into your pose

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

It took three years for my boss to realize my initials weren't TLDR.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

For a guy who still has a lot of hair on his head, I still really like hats

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

The guy at the Christmas tree place was pretty aggressively trying to upsell me so I said 'calm down Spruce Lee' and oooh boy could that kid roundhouse kick

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 05/12/2024

when the invitations says to dress accordionally

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

According to my relatives, my serving size is three days and get the hell out.

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Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Did that 2025 report mention anything about using Cinnabon aroma as a masking agent in their concentration camps? Asking for a friend...

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