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Tristan @tristannuvola.com · 1h

Best dad in science award

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The Hermit of Everything @hermiteveryday.bsky.social · 8h

We looked at each other for some time. ✨

A sheep stares at the camera while on green grass. Blue sky and white clouds in the distance.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7h

His and hers straight jackets.

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 7h

Due to shrinkflation, fun sized candy bars can now only be observed with an electron microscope.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 5h

me: did you hear that a surfer in la jolla made a fish taco that high fived HIM before he ate it? the priest giving me communion: {sets the chalice down on the floor & walks out of the church & is never seen again.}

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3h

I suppose we could try it your way, that'd be cute.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 2h

Went to Taco Bell. Not a single bell on the premises. Such bullshit.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 3h

Me: How much for the miniature version of my life? Him: Sir, that's a hamster wheel.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 3h

WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 2h

We won't be ringing you because you won the no bell prize

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h

thinking about going pro at kicking rocks

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h

Downy woodpeckers will always let you know where the rot in your trim is

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5h

diagnosed by a child with a plastic doctor’s kit as having “noshowertosis”

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 6h

That's just silly Douches don't know how to paddle a canoe

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5h

what is that song with the guitar riff that goes: Rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr , rrrr rrr rrr rrr

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 5h

Telling my dentist "I want that in my mouth" as he finishes making the crown

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 2h

The best gin is with a little Tonic, if you could only see

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 16h

A haiku poet will use any words that fit Like "rhododendron"

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 5h

“Take a woolly mammoth pelt, just in case.” ~ cave mom

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2h

I said to myself, "Self, chilaquiles would fix you, bro" and they did

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 5h

Eyes peeled, nose to the grindstone, ears perked, and hanging from a thread. This is harder than you'd think

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 7h

Go bog witch or go crone

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h

Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum.

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Oh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i would like some potatoes now

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Oh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 10h

I hate when a dream is so vivid I wake up not knowing where, or who, I am

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cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 7h

they're putting me in a jumping spider enclosure

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Lyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 8h

Reason I cried today: sunshine got in my eyes

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t know man, I’m just trying to get through the day

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15h

it’s important to know your worth in an economy that values nothing

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15h

when you die all the jokes you forgot before you could post them flash before your eyes

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 7h

Please refrain from disrupting my delusions with facts. Thanks.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 8h

Live Ruh-Roh Love

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 8h

A ruh-roh for all seasons

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Living Dead Girl @jillblacksheep.bsky.social · 7h

Not all who wander are lost, but they are in my fucking way

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry about smudging up your silver lining when I fingered it

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

that game of thrones sword chair only it’s all rib bones

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 7h

Having a psychotic break, but whimsically.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 16h

I was trying to type OMG, but I typed ONG which I think could also be useful when a situation is ongoing.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 15h

At the grocery store & noticing everything now—suddenly—has 116 grams of protein & less than 25% of it is from eel protein isolate

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In line to renew tags Clerk: You want one of those fancy tags? It's like another 38 dollars. I thought you were broke Man in line ahead of me: I am. Forget it. I'm just a poor boy Me: (trying hard not to Bohemian Rhapsodize aloud) 🎵he's just a poor boy from a poor family🎵

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10h

🎶I’ve got a pocketful Pocketful of sunshine🎶 and I seem to have burnt my dick pretty bad.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 9h

No offense, but why would you even wanna leave the belly of a whale when I bet it’s so comfy cozy & warm in there. Just a soft dark ship where you can relax & listen to Sea echoes forever

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