iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 7h

more shit for your rocket fuelled ai shit shovel and finished like a polished turd

E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

somebody just asked me what i thought privatised water tastes like, i almost spilled my toilet water and said we’re gonna need a bigger flush

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

progress around here is a snail named rusty

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

every pub in the 90’s, swear i heard it in an elevator once

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

person, fries, chicken nugget, camera, tv

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My best friend has been getting totally into genealogy and DNA and family history lately. She texted me yesterday to say her DNA results came back 95 percent indoor cat and 5 percent carny.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

sometimes you've just gotta shut down that molotov cocktail search page and move on

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

no news is good news unless you're waiting for news then no news is bad news unless you're avoiding the news then no news is good news circle of life and so forth single file towards the exit folks make as much noise as you like the neighbours knew what they were getting into

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I sometimes time myself on activities with the microwave. A minute and 49 seconds to get the coffee ready for the missus. If I can get it to 1:30, I'm gonna go pro.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Being told I'm not in Kansas anymore but I wasn't even there to begin with

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Obviously I shouldn't be in control of myself, but nobody else would take the job

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

*being murdered in my home* take your shoes off *being murdered in public* no,not like that

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"These things happen," I say, about something that almost never happens.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You wouldn't know my girlfriend. She goes to a different end stage capitalism.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's no such thing as an AI sandwich artist.

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lúnch Misérables

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That goo in your skull is sloshing around pretty good.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it’s a bit unnerving that my cat has started to check my radial and carotid pulses on the hour

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I once found a magical smartphone that granted wishes. I got rid of it when I ended up with a ten inch pianist along with a Sicilian duck.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

*flipping through a calendar* no no no this will never do we need more weekends

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Behind every great man there's a hormonal woman just itching to try the Vulcan nerve pinch.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s too late to get my shit together so instead I just carry around a big bag.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Don’t mistake my kindness for sarcasm.

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BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Palm oil is made from sweaty hands

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I tried to take a picture of my naturally elven ears but my face kept getting in the way.

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Chairman Wow @chairmanwow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It was weird growing up in the 80s. We kids roller skated while our parents dropped by an orgy for a couple of hours. But we always hit the Denny's as a family after.

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Share Super Intelligence and enjoy AI Slop

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

that quantum entanglement when you're at every point in the universe except for where you’re supposed to be

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I fought the chainsaw and the chainsaw won

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Where the sign, “Federal Bureau of Investigation” fell over, now read, “Go Fuck a Pig”

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

would it be too much to ask if i could just for once go on a relaxing cruise without it turning into muppet treasure island

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you thought channel dave was funny, you’re gonna find nigel’s hilarious

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Got you something nice," I mutter, skin tearing and plunger sunk. "Welcome to the party," the miasma of chemicals swirling in my blood greets the neutered influenza virus.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Relative: *rolling eyes* Why are you acting so skittish? There are no alligators in sight Me: Two things I know about alligators: One, they can bite with 3,000 pounds of pressure per square inch. Two, the sign may say "Alligator Lake" and not "Alligator Shore," but alligators can't read.

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BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026