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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15h

court-ordered dance off

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 19h

Well no of course I didn't think before I acted do you know who you're talking to

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 21h

id just like to take this time to say ai is not good that is all

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 21h

When baby falls asleep on you

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Chris WoooOOOOooomack @hollowoak.bsky.social · 21h

Anne Hedonia my new drag name. Not for when I'm in drag, for when I'm being a drag.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 23h

That fifth dentist is one bad motherf- Shut your mouth! Oh yeah, my teeth 🏆👑 Congratulations @portmanteauface.bsky.social from @thealexnevil.bsky.social

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The candy shop door swung open and he strode in. Patrons gasped and clerks hid under the counter. He put a smoke out with the heel of his boot, pulled another from his leather jacket, and gripped it with his yellowed teeth. "Oh my god," a woman whispered, "it's the fifth dentist"

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 22h

They should show people's photos and names like the titles of neighbours at the start of every social interaction

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

don’t you just hate when you’re on your way to a yoga class and instead pull into an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026

just missed the window to teach my baby to somersault so we’re going to start tying to autumnsault

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[first date] Him: So what do you do? Her: I’m a ghost writer. Him: Cool. So what do you think of this? *𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a given that these are fraught and perilous times. That’s exactly why we shitpost – it feels like a petty treason against authoritarians. DOYYYY

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am Jane Doe. My sister is Jane Doe. My mother is Jane Doe.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches." ~ Redd Foxx

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Baby names go out of style because after one is popular long enough everyone hates someone by that name. Tell me you don't have a Jessica you hated at some point in your life

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it’s called a rhetorical question maybe you’ve heard of it?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Of course, I need to pee.

Lucky my orange kitten and Winky my black and white kitten sitting in my lap.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we were using a lot of water recently...water company suggested we might have a leak big name plumbing company said we had a slab leak...$13,000 to fix it😳 local plumber recommended by a family member charged us $150 to replace a leaky toilet valve that was the problem get 2 estimates sheeple

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just heard a large tree fall in the woods next to an old cranberry bog. No saw, no other sounds. Feels like I hit the lottery.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if it’s ok for our govt to crime then what’s the prob with me waltzing out of the store with all these rotisserie chickens in my pants

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost the case.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m not superstitious I’m just regular stitious

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Living long enough to go wild style on Lima beans is prob too much life but here we are

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/10/2026

it’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My mating dance involves intriguing elbow movements but is largely unsuccessful

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

OH YEAH? OH YEAH? HERE'S A 27 MINUTE VIDEO YOU SHOULD WATCH THAT BARELY PROVES MY POINT BUT STILL SCREWS UP YOUR ALGORITHM!

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah I also have to remember to tell myself that nobody really cares periodically. Good luck.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

How many times did Kerouac keep time on the 2nd and 4 with the butt of his whiskey glass while traveling interdimensionally during a tenor sax solo? How many brilliant tenor saxophonists died in obscurity?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it"

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The babies are now 7 weeks old, if you can believe that 🥹 This is their last week on formula.

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fairy louise 🔑 @fairylouise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am unmoved by Devens family #bb28

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Yashie (chen)** @immuggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

AT LEAST TAYLOR OUTLASTED MELODY AND DREW AND WON MONEY AND LOOKS GOOD AF #BB28

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BB Velociraptor @napoleonsmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t understand why Taylor didn’t give the clear cut, who do you want to represent this season? A Survivor with advantages? Or someone who had to fight to survive this whole game? #bb28

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🎀 merondi 🔮 @merondi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

does anyone have a pic of taylor’s smirk when she realized devens was taking her??? #bb28

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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I'm Taylor, my answer to what was your greatest move this season is "I convinced Devens to change his mind and cut Drew in the last 24 hours". Because SHE. DID. THAT. And THAT is why i can never quit this stupid parking lot game 🥲 #BB28

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