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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

I find myself critical of the hammer technique used by ordinary citizens nailing plywood over windows as they prepare for the coming bird invasion

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Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 4h

I haven’t had Lima beans in forever. Enjoy 😊

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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 7h

Cooper's Hawk Okay. You have my attention...

A brown and white Cooper's Hawk is looking off to one side. The background is blurry light green.

📷 Dreamcatcher

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 7h

Some guy at the farmers' market just tried to out smug me. My tote bag has a cheese pun on it, you have no power here.

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Hosey Leopardo @hoebigcat.bsky.social · 6h

This is how I flirt.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4h

Today is the day in which yet again I did not begin dieting.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

On the lam from the law with Herbie Hancock, our turtlenecks just so, the wind tickling our jazz dabs, not a red light in sight

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

My exorcism kit includes the Tower of Power horn section

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 4h

Hubs decorates the entire yard and we decorate inside the house for Halloween and Christmas. It's a big deal. He spends weeks planning and placing and sweating and bitching. Reader please note: Except for the occasional amazon delivery guy, absolutely zero people come to our house.

Patio with orange, green, and purple lights in the trees and shrubbery, a pink flamingo, some purple lighted bats. An homage to excess that makes hubs a happy boy.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 5h

Doritos Locos Antidepressants

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 5h

The only acceptable way of eating noodles is chaotically like a starving anime child.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 5h

putting the penis in happiness

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 5h

the ring of gyges except instead of it making you invisible it makes everyone else invisible

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 5h

Changing each "For Rent" sign to "For Brent," an homage to the only Brent I've ever known.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 5h

This bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle is gonna bring our team luck today. I don't really understand the science but it works

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 16h

a thing can be two things; an indication of how fukt we are an indication of how resilient we are edition

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 16h

horses than can do magic are called Horcerers

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 14h

Niceness is like salt. You may not notice when it's not there, but when it is, hoo boy. Life is good.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h

broke: gallant and goofus bespoke: salubrious and lugubrious

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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 12h

A very smart friend once said via phone... "I'm making emergency quesadillas." I didn't know of such a thing, until I heard those words. But about to eat some rn.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

So excited for everyone to wake up.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 10h

OMG I just went rogue

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10h

Our Daily Lies: ~ Your call is important to us. ~ Fair point. ~ It’s not you, it’s me. ~ Of course I’ll call you. ~ I won’t make THAT mistake again. ~ You can trust me. ~ Yes, I’m listening. ~ I’ll be ready to go in 2 minutes. ~ The game will be over in 2 minutes.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 9h

She only wants one thing. And she wants it constantly. She’s insatiable. It’s my cat demanding continuous petting. Get your heads out of the gutter, perves.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h

The dog and I disturbed a conclave of ravens yesterday. They followed us out of the woods.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7h

in the mouth of madness (pending legal review)

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe if I had a laser I could point to or dissect the argument but as it is I'm going pew pew and hitting every which way but Luke

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Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 5h

🎶 forever in blue jeans, babe

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

“Diamonds are forever” said Neil Diamond threateningly.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6h

People frown on demon possession, but then can’t name a quicker way to learn Latin

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

I got kicked out of the group for calling it a LOLycule

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Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social · 5h

Cheers, Swampy ☕️ 🥤 🐾

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6h

I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to make infinity scarves. But I’m beginning to suspect that this isn’t the Knitting For Dummies class at the Unionville Community Center.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 6h

I never got the laser background for school pictures, just that slate gray. I don't remember if the lasers cost extra or if my mom was strictly anti-laser. She was a square. Lasers were radical. Gotta squeeze one extra laser just to meet the laser quota before the end of year.

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