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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 10h

i've done too many good deeds lately...my reputation as a miscreant is in tatters

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

enjoy your weekend miscreants...monday is lurking in the shadows

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm high mea culpa but honestly sometimes this shit comes out of my brain when i'm not too🤑

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Its early i know but im opening pet portrait commission spots for the holiday season. I have a lot to do until then so id rather open the spots now. Its a first come first served basis so keep that in mind. Thank you to everyone who commissioned me last year too!

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm high mea culpa but honestly sometimes this shit comes out of my brain when i'm not too🤑

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me(at the pearly gates): where are the dogs?

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hope my shame eating in this abandoned parking lot didn't ruin your drug deal 💕

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

do dragons get indigestion when they eat a knight in armor?

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

them: you live in FL, you must love the beach me(at the beach):

looks like a hand colored medieval woodcut...a knight in armor on a steed has some kind of umbrella like canopy over his head with a tiny angel on it.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what happens when bar flies die? does Heaven even have happy hour?

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"love yourself" they say i've only known me for 62 yrs...like will have to do for now i don't want to rush things

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

feeling poetic today... roses are red violets are blue can't that dumb MFer have a heart attack or two

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we were using a lot of water recently...water company suggested we might have a leak big name plumbing company said we had a slab leak...$13,000 to fix it😳 local plumber recommended by a family member charged us $150 to replace a leaky toilet valve that was the problem get 2 estimates sheeple

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

think i found somebody on Etsy...it's a person that makes custom dolls from photos...it's not a voodoo doll but it will be when i'm done with it😂

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

trying to find an Aaron Rodgers voodoo doll for my mom for Christmas

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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Its #bandcampfriday Support real human artists cashlin.bandcamp.com/album/prog-o...

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Prog Outsider Rap, by Cashlin

15 track album

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

guys keep it down please i'm trying to enjoy the apocalypse

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

got carded for lighter fluid at a convenience store...i just finished buying gas😐 someone should tell them that gas is flammable & cheaper than lighter fluid you have to be 18 to buy lighter fluid...i'm 62 & if you think i look under 18, you should definitely see an eye specialist 😂

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

feeling poetic today... roses are red violets are blue can't that dumb MFer have a heart attack or two

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the weed i'm currently enjoying is so purple i gotta wonder if my weed guy ground up Grimace

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a pic from 10 yrs ago today...the bar i haunted was having an anniversary so we set up a prom photo section...here i am with my "bar son" Bear

me a beardy white dude with long hair and tattoos, i have my arm around a dear friend of mine and he's smiling. we're standing in front of a gold glitter curtain against a black backdrop with gold stars on it.

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

heard it's international poetry day...i write lyrics so i don't normally wax poetically but here's something i wrote years ago bsky.app/profile/mich...

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Jim Benton @jimbenton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The season is here! kickin' off the season! More of my nonsense: • Instagram: www.instagram.com

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

won 50$ on a scratch off got weed sorted for the weekend

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

keeping the fire burning is vital in every relationship...pretend to fall asleep every time your wife starts talking

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you're arguing with a petite woman & want to de-escalate the situation...pick them up & put them down again they love that

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the one thing that all my X's have in common is...poor taste in men

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

please update your subscription to Prime Air™️ if you'd like to continue breathing

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just doing my part to spread sunshine 🥰

black and white photo of a victorian graveyard, above it in white text it says:"Teamwork makes the dream work ".

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the one thing that all my X's have in common is...poor taste in men

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you're arguing with a petite woman & want to de-escalate the situation...pick them up & put them down again they love that

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there was a Domino's Pizza a 2 minute walk away from a storefront i was living in in bedstuy...there are millions of great pizza options in nyc so i'm ashamed to admit that Domino's was entirely too close when i got high...i'd get a couple of pies & the dog & i would eat pizza & watch movies

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 29/09/2026

the root of society's evils

comic panel of a white man in a safari hat sitting by a tree, hands to his temples, while in shadow in the background, speech bubble appears, "white man is unhappy."

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i never dress up for Halloween...i have to pretend i'm normal 365 days a year, i don't have the strength to pretend i'm something else

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a little motivational quote to start your day with sunshine 🥰 "it's only fucking tuesday"

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one of the neighbors already put up their christmas decorations 😐 if i happen to get arrested for stealing a bulldozer, i want everyone to know it had nothing to do with this

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

they nailed Jesus to the cross to keep him from throwing hands

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