Reposted by Jennifer Schaffroth PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In a perfect world, you would simply stay the fuck away from me 23616
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5hBefore social media, we’d sit alone in our car at the sand pit and like and follow Dark Side of the Moon on our aftermarket speakers hoping the cops wouldn’t show up and kick us out 1310936
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7hListened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed 2824354
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 2hThe older I get, the more I understand and empathize with Squidward, for real. 0175
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 2hHow many muffins is too many muffins in one sitting? I may have made a mistake 180
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5hIt was never an invalid handle, but an invalid hole. 0144
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 7hVanilla Ice: Alright stop! Me: Please. 2178
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 5hGuys!! I had leftover fruit so I made mixed berry muffins 1162
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 8h@mikeflanaganfilm.com knew the fucking assignment!!! I have no words for how fantastic this is but I haven't left the couch all day. 030
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothThoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 22hThe older I get, the stayer I home 217354
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 14hDead Richie Rich towing a live duckling in a dead inner tube. 4485
Reposted by Jennifer Schaffrothfatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 15hFor the last 10+ years 041
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15hone breakfast blunt to rule them all 03213
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Actually the plural is culs-de-sac If you get this reference you can come over for a deep fried Korean Thanksgiving 140
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Occam's guillotine. 15826
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Being sacrificed by a coven of witches in a pagan ritual would probably fix me. 11710
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm watching this documentary on some cultural phenomenon that happened in the 90s and it got me thinking about all the events and people landing in the news for whatever that we as a culture, country, experienced together. For good or bad we went through these things as part of our collective 130
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You can talk about me. It’s ok. I’m used to it. 2179
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm gonna tell the stars about it later 15624
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I parmed my leftover chicken cutlet if you're wondering 170
Reposted by Jennifer Schaffrothstrawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026big fan of sexual tension between friends 2271
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I made grits casserole, if you even care. 12738
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothBrakminster Fuller @fikshun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you only liberty biberty twice 022
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026TITS AND DICKS OUT FOR...um, actually no reason, just do it to air those puppies out. 1916324
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad. 46726
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mother of sin won't somebody just fucking do something already FUCK!! 3143
Reposted by Jennifer Schaffrothstrawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s just a matter of time 1173
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He didn't even eat it he just destroyed it 070
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Getting changed in front of the fire because it's too cold for my delicate ass 070
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothMAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Where is the nearest portal? I'm ready to try another reality. 084
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothChef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026city slickers: the legend of liberty biberty 0173
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026liberty biberty or: how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb 0144
Reposted by Jennifer SchaffrothJay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wonder what made up or debunked mental health or medical condition TikTok will convince huge swaths of overly online people they have in 2027? This is so exciting! 1101
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That fucking chicken and waffles commercial song will not leave my brain MAKE IT STOP 030
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When you are jolted awake thinking someone is trying to get in your bedroom window but it's just a giant buck eating the new shrubbery you planted 090
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Sorry I just had to get that out 0110
Reposted by Jennifer Schaffrothstrawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026let’s all take a deep breath and remember that our worth is not determined by online bullshit like follower counts & likes 0222
Reposted by Jennifer Schaffrothgas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Beautiful sunset tonight with some crazy clouds. 🧡 6506
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Baking with apples season bitches 1183
Reposted by Jennifer Schaffroth[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Share a TV show you love with a great Halloween episode. 📺🎃 My choice: Freaks and Geeks 2196
Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Warm cider doughnuts and hot apple cider it fucking autumn baby!! 0154