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Jennifer Schaffroth

@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
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I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a perfect world, you would simply stay the fuck away from me
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h
Before social media, we’d sit alone in our car at the sand pit and like and follow Dark Side of the Moon on our aftermarket speakers hoping the cops wouldn’t show up and kick us out
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h
Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 2h
The older I get, the more I understand and empathize with Squidward, for real.
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 12h
"Get fucking fucked."
A headline that reads, "After 86 Years, Superman Says the 3 Words No Fan Ever Expected Him to Say"
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 2h
How many muffins is too many muffins in one sitting? I may have made a mistake
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 5h
It was never an invalid handle, but an invalid hole.
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 7h
Vanilla Ice: Alright stop! Me: Please.
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 5h
Guys!! I had leftover fruit so I made mixed berry muffins
Mixed berry muffins with a lavender vanilla finishing sugar that I bought and never used so I figured what the fuck let's try it
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 6h
Degameth
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 6h
Flack Blag
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 6h
Klipsnot
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 8h
@mikeflanaganfilm.com knew the fucking assignment!!! I have no words for how fantastic this is but I haven't left the couch all day.
Carrie on Amazon
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 22h
The older I get, the stayer I home
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 14h
Dead Richie Rich towing a live duckling in a dead inner tube.
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fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social · 15h
For the last 10+ years
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15h
one breakfast blunt to rule them all
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15h
Woke up like dis
Close up pic of Rio cat showing his teef
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually the plural is culs-de-sac If you get this reference you can come over for a deep fried Korean Thanksgiving
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Occam's guillotine.
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being sacrificed by a coven of witches in a pagan ritual would probably fix me.
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm watching this documentary on some cultural phenomenon that happened in the 90s and it got me thinking about all the events and people landing in the news for whatever that we as a culture, country, experienced together. For good or bad we went through these things as part of our collective
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can talk about me. It’s ok. I’m used to it.
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm gonna tell the stars about it later
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I parmed my leftover chicken cutlet if you're wondering
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strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
big fan of sexual tension between friends
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I made grits casserole, if you even care.
A picture of grits casserole A picture of a cross section of grits casserole
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Brakminster Fuller @fikshun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you only liberty biberty twice
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TITS AND DICKS OUT FOR...um, actually no reason, just do it to air those puppies out.
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad.
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mother of sin won't somebody just fucking do something already FUCK!!
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strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s just a matter of time
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He didn't even eat it he just destroyed it
Boxwood a huge buck destroyed My poor destroyed boxwood
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting changed in front of the fire because it's too cold for my delicate ass
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MAD DAVE! @maddave7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where is the nearest portal? I'm ready to try another reality.
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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
city slickers: the legend of liberty biberty
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
liberty biberty or: how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder what made up or debunked mental health or medical condition TikTok will convince huge swaths of overly online people they have in 2027? This is so exciting!
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is about me
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That fucking chicken and waffles commercial song will not leave my brain MAKE IT STOP
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you are jolted awake thinking someone is trying to get in your bedroom window but it's just a giant buck eating the new shrubbery you planted
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Sorry I just had to get that out
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strawbaby jam @sbjam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let’s all take a deep breath and remember that our worth is not determined by online bullshit like follower counts & likes
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beautiful sunset tonight with some crazy clouds. 🧡
View from an outdoor wooden deck featuring a dark mesh chair and a wooden table, overlooking a lush green lawn, dense trees, and a soft blue and pink sky at dusk.
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Baking with apples season bitches
Apple cobbler,  it's a recipe I found today when I was wondering what to bake with my cider mill haul with what I had in the house
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Share a TV show you love with a great Halloween episode. 📺🎃 My choice: Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks Halloween episode scene showing Sam, Neal, etc trick-or-treating
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Warm cider doughnuts and hot apple cider it fucking autumn baby!!
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