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jupiter #bb28 @jxpiter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put morgan pope and jag baines on the next season of survivor and give them powers #bb28
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Treyreloaded: School Hallway Scene
Alt: dramatic smug gif
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lesbian rizz transcends the lord
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the music from the Twilight Syndrome Murder Case is soooo scaryyyyy
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this jury is too racist and misogynistic to do anything interesting fuck all y’all #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drew playing the whole game to get second place and ended up getting third #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate Devens I hate survivor I hate everyone who loves white men #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew I’d be disappointed tonight #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I genuinely cannot believe the amount of people I know personally who are under 40 who have developed brain tumors… and the number of those people 30 and under is fucking insane
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crying at work within the first hour then having to reveal to news to my boss and coworkers and making them all cry immediately as well happy Thursday !
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Hajime Hinata soooo much I sure hope nothing bad happens to him!!!
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SHE HAS ARRIVED
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WrestleYourTrembles @wrestleurtrembles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big day tomorrow! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s not an episode tonight, right? #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astrocartography says both me and my fiancé would thrive in Denver CO 👀
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not Madison Beer sampling Marceline on her new album lol
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whyyyy is my boss texting me at fucking 8:30pm oh my godddd LEAVE ME ALONE
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pym @pym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just NEED Devens to lose #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEW LAYOUT BC MY FIANCE JUST ORDERED ME THE DANGANRONPA 3 FUTURE AND DESPAIR ARC ANIME ON DVD EEEEEEE
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss Danganronpa
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cece 🧸 @realitycece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YAAAAY NOW WE'RE ALL UNHAPPY 🥳 #BB28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this season has rly made me not like Angela wtf is her problem #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DREW IS SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just learned who Lili St. Cyr is… further proof Marilyn Monroe likes women
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Young Sheldon is a fun family sitcom until you hit season 5 and it becomes horror
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like why did we do an eviction on a Monday ???? #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t believe there’s an entire statutory rape plot line in Young Sheldon
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is why I lowkey can’t stand straight women #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so if I get on Big Brother then James Gunn can see me and he’ll be like omg Milly’s twin! Then I can get cast as Powergirl
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Big Brother 18: Jozea's Scenarios
ALT: Big Brother 18: Jozea's Scenarios
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mars @mothmn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DREW CAMPBELL BITCH I HATE YOU I HATE THAT STUPID ASS GRIN DREW CAMPBELL WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drew holding down the title of biggest idiot, Melody holding down the title of biggest clown #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drew’s gonna do what Devens tells him and once again a failed shot at the icons this is so fucking stupid #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ugh Melody you’re wrong about putting up Yash #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THATS FOR ALL THE HATERS WHO SAID MELODY CANT DO SHIT AHAHA #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SHOW EM MELODY HELL YEAH!!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everyone is far too mean to Melody and it does feel misogynistic #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need to rewatch Wicked STAT
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every time Justin Bieber posts a photo of him smoking a cigar with a glass of red wine I get fomo
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Rey @reycarpenter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’d have a Chima style meltdown if production lost my clothes. If I’m losing clothes, you’re losing sound & audio equipment! #BB28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol whatever helps y’all sleep at night
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no zionist could ever write downtown
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Veruca’s dad offers a £1 bonus to whichever worker finds the golden ticket but I looked it up and £1 in 1964 (when the book came out) is only $35 today… what a shitty bonus geez
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is it cringe to like poofy sleeves 👀
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
STOP TALKING ABOUT SURVIVOR I DONT CARE!!!! #bb28
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Vince’s Debeanied Hair @1800slayyyter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Put all BB alumni on next season’s Survivor. They fucking owe us. I want to see Vince cry on an island. Make it happen, Jeff! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s one of those Friday’s where you count down every minute until you can go home
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adji😽 @adjii.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
imagine being the first person to nominate all three icons after being told by everyone who isn’t working with them that you’d suck bootyhole ass for not making that big move, only for those same people to evict the objectively weakest one by the end of the week 😭😭😭 i’d be sick #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that was so stupid #bb28
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Whit @whitless256.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lala's comic really should have been her on the wall. She deserved that. #BB28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro I don’t ever want another season with survivors because I am soooo sick of every person who’s ever played survivor giving their hot take of why they’re enjoying the game be rigged for Dee and Devens and not understanding anything about Big Brother #bb28
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