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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸

@patrickworld.bsky.social
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DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 6h
Born on this day: Fran Drescher, the iconic American actress, writer, and former SAG-AFTRA president. Best known for creating and starring in The Nanny, her signature voice, quick comedy, and distinctive look have made her an enduring favorite.
Fran Lebowitz smiling slightly in a close-up portrait. She has dark hair styled in her signature bob and wears round tortoise-shell glasses, a crisp white button-up shirt with a collar pin, and a black jacket. Ok but imagine her as your nanny. You would have turned out way different. For instance you wouldn’t be online criticizing people’s right to make dumb jokes. Now go to your room and think about what you’ve done.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 6h
How your email finds me
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Born on this day: Halsey, American singer‑songwriter celebrated for her genre‑blending pop and alternative sound, poetic lyricism, and bold visual storytelling. She's known for chart‑topping albums, outspoken activism, and redefining modern artistry through vulnerability and creative independence.
Daryl Hall, American singer‑songwriter known for Hall & Oates, gazes directly at the camera with pale blue eyes and tousled blond hair. His leather jacket and softly lit pastel background evoke 1980s pop‑rock glamour and understated confidence. I could have gone in a few different directions but I think this one is fun.
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Jazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 20h
"You just gotta do the work." - someone who ain't doing the work
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 19h
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 21h
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 22h
Do you guys like ADVNTRE? HKNG? MNTN CLMBNG? FSHNG? ZP LNE? SWMMNG?
Black Hyundai Kona Electric with Quebec plate “ADVNTRE” drives on a gray highway under cloudy skies, surrounded by trucks and greenery. The car’s taillights glow faintly, its sleek hatchback design reflecting muted daylight.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d be the first person to tell you that I firmly believe he has a single digit IQ, but you’re telling me ‘American Intelligence’ never occurred to him? Incredible.
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Wow Okay
Alt: Wow Okay
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 22h
Guys is it cool if your doctor has AirPods in? He’s probably still listening, right?
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Wait What
Alt: Wait What
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SkyEyes @eyesnskies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was funny the first 30 times. Given it's become a tool of engagement-farming by many copycats, it's worn out the welcome. Like hearing the same note over and over until it ceases to be music and becomes noise.
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Britt S. Baker (She / Her) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 @brittbaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recent? Really? Patrick has been doing these amazing posts for a long time. And he's training us to please us ALT text. If he was training AI, then he would be training them to fail, and that is a good thing! Please feel free to just keep scrolling past this free content.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Born on this day: Halsey, American singer‑songwriter celebrated for her genre‑blending pop and alternative sound, poetic lyricism, and bold visual storytelling. She's known for chart‑topping albums, outspoken activism, and redefining modern artistry through vulnerability and creative independence.
Daryl Hall, American singer‑songwriter known for Hall & Oates, gazes directly at the camera with pale blue eyes and tousled blond hair. His leather jacket and softly lit pastel background evoke 1980s pop‑rock glamour and understated confidence. I could have gone in a few different directions but I think this one is fun.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think given the choice of tinker, tailor, soldier or spy, I’d wanna be a tinker cause it sounds cool 
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born on this day: Hilary Duff, American actor‑singer who rose to fame through Lizzie McGuire, built a long career in film, TV, and pop music, later becoming a bestselling author and producer known for her upbeat style and enduring cultural impact.
Hillary Clinton speaking at the 2024 Democratic National Convention. Pretty straightforward I thought. I can’t see anyone taking issue with this at all. It’s bulletproof really.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll give*any adult $5,000 who reposts this * I won’t
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like ads in cell phone games because they give me a chance to look at the road while I’m driving
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born on this day: Hilary Duff, American actor‑singer who rose to fame through Lizzie McGuire, built a long career in film, TV, and pop music, later becoming a bestselling author and producer known for her upbeat style and enduring cultural impact.
Hillary Clinton speaking at the 2024 Democratic National Convention. Pretty straightforward I thought. I can’t see anyone taking issue with this at all. It’s bulletproof really.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another week in the office. The future is email.
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Elaine Benes: BOOOORING...
Alt: Elaine Benes: BOOOORING...
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just once I’d like Texas to choose ME!
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Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Born on this day: Lil Wayne, American rapper, songwriter, and record executive known for his inventive wordplay, prolific output, and influence on modern hip‑hop. Rising from Cash Money Records, he shaped rap's mixtape era and inspired countless new artists.
David Mazouz dressed as young Bruce Wayne from Gotham, standing in a sleek corporate lobby wearing a dark pinstripe suit, white shirt, and striped tie. His expression is composed and mature, evoking early billionaire poise and quiet determination. I’m gonna assume you nerds are gonna get this one and not give me too much grief?
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chad mo b there @chadmobthere.com · 28/09/2026
Wanna feel old? Turn on the VMAs.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just once I’d like Texas to choose ME!
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Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
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Arielle Dundas @arielledundas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me *after spending a lot of time on a video that doesn’t do well and is also probably objectively bad*: take that AI.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Born on this day: Lil Wayne, American rapper, songwriter, and record executive known for his inventive wordplay, prolific output, and influence on modern hip‑hop. Rising from Cash Money Records, he shaped rap's mixtape era and inspired countless new artists.
David Mazouz dressed as young Bruce Wayne from Gotham, standing in a sleek corporate lobby wearing a dark pinstripe suit, white shirt, and striped tie. His expression is composed and mature, evoking early billionaire poise and quiet determination. I’m gonna assume you nerds are gonna get this one and not give me too much grief?
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's always Caturday really

Smiling man (me) in beige headphones and dark shirt leans close behind his tabby cat Bette whose green eyes and whiskers dominate the foreground. The bright indoor background contrasts with their warm tones, capturing a relaxed, affectionate moment between person and pet.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get it?
Rear view of a bright red Dodge Ram Rebel 4x4 pickup truck stopped on a sunny multi-lane city street. The vehicle features a Quebec license plate reading CLIFFRD, with utility poles and traffic lights overhead. Don’t worry I wasn’t driving.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Born on this day: Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who revolutionized the sport. She won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most in the Open Era, and held the world No. 1 ranking for 319 weeks.
Selena Gomez poses mid‑swing on a pastel tennis court for Rare Beauty’s “Tennis” campaign, wearing a white sleeveless collared top and pleated skirt with pink trim and wristband, surrounded by branded pink walls, ball cart, and scattered yellow tennis balls. It’s ok to be mad about this but it’s not ok to tell me. It’s ok to delete your account in protest though, that’s always a great option.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@funkelly.bsky.social it’s Saturday night!
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's always Caturday really

Smiling man (me) in beige headphones and dark shirt leans close behind his tabby cat Bette whose green eyes and whiskers dominate the foreground. The bright indoor background contrasts with their warm tones, capturing a relaxed, affectionate moment between person and pet.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Born on this day: Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who revolutionized the sport. She won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most in the Open Era, and held the world No. 1 ranking for 319 weeks.
Selena Gomez poses mid‑swing on a pastel tennis court for Rare Beauty’s “Tennis” campaign, wearing a white sleeveless collared top and pleated skirt with pink trim and wristband, surrounded by branded pink walls, ball cart, and scattered yellow tennis balls. It’s ok to be mad about this but it’s not ok to tell me. It’s ok to delete your account in protest though, that’s always a great option.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get it?
Rear view of a bright red Dodge Ram Rebel 4x4 pickup truck stopped on a sunny multi-lane city street. The vehicle features a Quebec license plate reading CLIFFRD, with utility poles and traffic lights overhead. Don’t worry I wasn’t driving.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #925 👩‍🦳to those who celebrate
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee.
James Doohan as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott on Star Trek (1966), wearing a red Starfleet engineering uniform with gold braid and insignia, holding a communicator in the Enterprise’s control room, surrounded by colorful indicator lights and futuristic panels. Try not to get too upset over this sports/sci-fi mashup, this is all in good fun.
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KFC in talks to acquire the New York Times
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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet Blake Shelton farts a bunch during sex.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Showed up for a job interview one time with a huge iced coffee. I downed it while they asked me a bunch of questions, and they kept offering me more of them. In the end, I was there for about 45 minutes, drank 9 iced coffees, and then they offered me the job* on the spot! *it was at Starbucks
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't understand the people who follow 67,000 people but I REALLY don't understand the people who block 67,000 people. Why are you even here?
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
📺 who here likes to ARGUE?!
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SNL’s 100 Greatest Sketches, As Voted by Fans - LateNighter
From Matt Foley to “Lazy Sunday” to “Washington’s Dream,” SNL fans voted on the 100 greatest sketches in the show’s 51-year history.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee.
James Doohan as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott on Star Trek (1966), wearing a red Starfleet engineering uniform with gold braid and insignia, holding a communicator in the Enterprise’s control room, surrounded by colorful indicator lights and futuristic panels. Try not to get too upset over this sports/sci-fi mashup, this is all in good fun.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #925 👩‍🦳to those who celebrate
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even his dog is an asshole 🤔
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And guess what? IT’S IN YOUR PERVERT GLASSES RIGHT NOW!
Bono wearing sunglasses and a dark shirt.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh dude I had no idea, by all means don't let me in
The rear of a dark grey BMW with a license plate that reads CHOSEN1.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BREAKING Meta has launched a new device
A blue fleshlight
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