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Jeremy

@floregonian.com
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Born and raised in Oregon. NJ fortunate after two decades in SoFla. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual. A roly-poly little bat-faced guy. ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right. Endymionic AF.

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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23h
It’s a brown sweater day, and this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a graying beard is standing in a hotel room wearing a brown sweater.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 29/09/2026
Bringing back the early morning this is what you get because so many of you weren’t even awake yet
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 29/09/2026
Hello etc
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday, @fairygodmegan.bsky.social !!!
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 28/09/2026
She’s a two-for-one! What a steal!
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 28/09/2026
You’re up and ready for a full day of clients with me today, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a graying beard is wearing a blue suit jacket and an Oxford shirt
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 28/09/2026
You’re feeling a little smug because you just finished driving four hours after your flight got delayed and you beat the current estimated time for that flight to land by five hours with me tonight, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a graying beard is lying on a hotel bed, looking a little tired.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 28/09/2026
This hotel's restaurant is a sports bar and they are playing the MTV Music Awards at an outrageous volume. I'm so glad I remembered my earplugs. It's not bad music! It's not unenjoyable! I am just get-off-my-lawn years old when it comes to the volume of things.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 27/09/2026
Sunday share Share and black and white photo, if you’d like.
A pale man worh a graying beard is wearing a Bronco hat
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 27/09/2026
Look at these beauties
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
90% of the time someone says something to you, all they really want is for you to say "heh, yep"
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 27/09/2026
So far so good with this nor’easter. I’ve got a flight today at 4:30 that I’m hoping isn’t canceled. If it is, I’ll just drive where I need to go but that isn’t ideal.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 27/09/2026
m o r n i n g
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 27/09/2026
Just turned on like five minutes of the Oregon game and watching football just isn't for me any more
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 26/09/2026
Tell me something that brought you joy this week. Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 26/09/2026
Tell me something that brought you joy this week. Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 26/09/2026
You’re at back to school day for youngest with me and somehow, inexplicably, it’s early on a Saturday morning, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes is sitting in a high school auditorium. He is wearing a light gray sweater and a light green shirt. He has a graying beard and ahort brown hair. Metal railing behind him is teal and the wall behind that is an orange-brown wood. The colors are lovely.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
We used to just block trolls into oblivion
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
Maybe you don’t know dodie but you really should
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
You know
THE MOON in a foggy night sky with trees in the foreground
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
I’m up feeling things but I’m about to be down sleeping if I have anything to say about it (reader: he does not)
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
Why isn’t this person more famous, or at least more beloved?
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
Full moon in two days, ask me how I know
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 24/09/2026
You’re in a meeting with me today, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a graying beard has his head resting on his hand.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
We’re out here being basic *and* classic
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
It’s 55° and I couldn’t be happier about it
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 25/09/2026
You know
THE MOON in a foggy night sky with trees in the foreground
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 24/09/2026
You’re in a meeting with me today, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a graying beard has his head resting on his hand.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
This time I mean it. Good night, you beastly beauties. You beauteous beasties. Love you tons.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Good night, beasties
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
If you know what this is, +10. If you know what I got wrong, +100
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
This is every season in my household, but in fairness I have four cats and two dogs and one of them will always find my legs particularly comfortable
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People doing recitations in archaic languages should be as popular a genre as Dog Pictures on here, as far as I am concerned.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
I’m sure I got some of this wrong (reciting from memory) but someone has to respond
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 01/03/2024
I cannot tell you how freeing and healthy it is to just shut the fuck up sometimes
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Weirdly, the way insurance is designed, if you use it even once it suddenly becomes incomprehensively more expensive and you might as well never have had it.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
When someone asks me what it’s like living in a house filled with the most magnificent women
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Okay, so this person has found a conjunction of two things I love and that is a lethal blow, you will excuse me if I am not functioning for a little while.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
If you know what this is, +10. If you know what I got wrong, +100
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Sorry, but this play as film has already been perfected and it cannot be improved
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Listen
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Tell me something lovely
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
THE MOON
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 23/09/2026
Tell me something lovely
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 22/09/2026
You’re out for a mental health walk with me today, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a beard is outside in a light gray sweater and a blue shirt
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 22/09/2026
You’re out for a mental health walk with me today, this is what you get
A pale man with blue eyes and a beard is outside in a light gray sweater and a blue shirt
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 22/09/2026
I just saw a note from a wise friend that said, "rest isn't the reward for finishing . . . it's part of how the work gets done," and I think that's beautiful
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 22/09/2026
😘
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 22/09/2026
Ope muted someone
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 22/09/2026
I get taken for granted just a smidge more than I’d like to be
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