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el geoffy ⚾️

@baseballzaddy.bsky.social
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I’m a bit of a turd poster, myself

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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October 30: whole foods October 31: whole foOoOoOoOoOoOoOds
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
taco bell givin me that look at 1:32 AM:
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI this AI that, whatever happened to people getting my orders wrong at restaurants organically
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yolo eat that raw batter
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instead of drinking lattes, the cast of Friends was really sipping from large mugs of spiders. David Schwimmer alone is estimated to have consumed several hundred thousand spiders during the shows run.
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Astral projecting myself to next weekend already
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
isn’t a nor’easter just an Australian declining an invitation to church during Lent
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
friends be like “hey I know a place” then drive back to your crib and eat all of your food
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
honey, a new reaction image just dropped
Upset female football fan who can’t believe she likes the Packers
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
making grandpa use chopsticks at Panda Express so he'll get all tuckered out and go down for his nap without a fight
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Slidden is the past tense of slide
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obviously I'm shitposting, but you fear I'm not
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dopaminemaxxing by saying hello to the attractive, career-focused lady in the coffee pick up line then immediately ordering 65 crab rangoons through door dash
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[getting swallowed by a giant whale] are you deadass
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas is finally so expensive that I have to start bottling my own.
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
advantage #12 for working at home: you cannot smell my hickory smoked salmon breath
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey starbucks I asked for a venti cold brew not a ventimillion ice cubes in a 94 oz cup bro
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am not officially part of the orchestra, but that’s not gonna stop me from playing this goddam trumpet.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m the master of doing nothing and somehow overdoing it in the process.
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unsubscribe isn't cutting it anymore. I need to burn this fucking email list to the ground
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/09/2026
you ever want to be friends with someone on bsky but wonder if they would even like you if they got to know you yeah me neither
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
in a world of Raising Canes and Popeyes tendies, I am a Burger King chicken nugget
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’re in love? That’s cool. I’m in debt.
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taco Bell: *exists* me: hello love do you have an onlyfans
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Life's too short. Eat the gas station sushi. Punch a weasel. Call your mom.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18/09/2026
shitpost so big your pants fit better after you skeet it
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Enough pie could heal this nation. I will drown you all in pie! *laughs maniacally, then falls out window*
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
live laugh love < live laugh laxative
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got my followers the old-fashioned way. Years of relentless childhood trauma. 
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best thing about the internet is how someone five time zones away can watch me crash out
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bought tickets to the odyssey but for some reason they cost $50,000 and it’s a minivan
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the Pearl Jam song “Even Flow” is about the 2026 USA diarrhea crisis
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Caleb!!!!
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
dlvr.it
Merril Hoge slams ESPN’s strategy: ‘All you have to know is how to debate and argue’
It’s been more than eight years since Merril Hoge last worked at ESPN. But when it comes to the Worldwide Leader in sports, the former Pittsburgh Steelers running back has some thoughts. Earlier this week, Hoge joined the Kansas City Chiefs-focused Arrowhead Allies podcast. And when the subject of his former employer was brought up, Read more... The post Merril Hoge slams ESPN’s strategy: ‘All you have to know is how to debate and argue’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.
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Patrick D. Lyons @patrickdlyons.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The most viewed players page on @baseball_ref were: 1. Rickey Henderson on the day he died 2. Juan Soto on the day he signed a $765 million deal 3. Ryan McMahon on the day he was traded from the Rockies to the Yankees
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Adam Hoge @adamhoge.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
this thr...oh my god
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