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@thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social
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Occasionally clever by accident. Part hopeful romantic, part raging bitch, part mermaid.

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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 19m
Have you ever needed to have a difficult conversation with someone and you decide… eh, fuck it… I can just poison them and skip the awkward part? Me neither
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 4h
"Actually...eh hem...Frankenstein was the name of the scientist, the creator; not the monst- eh ehhh eck" - Some nerd I just choked
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 24m
I don’t know why I love the crows but they soothe my fucking soul
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 26m
Any day I get to reference Grey Gardens is a good day. I fucking love those messy, badass bitches
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 1h
Being torn to shreds & eaten by zombies would probably fix me.
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 2h
I am made of stardust and microplastics.
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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 4h
“Her face is a work of art, and I want to frame it with my legs.”
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 3h
I’m better for the smile you give
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
They say kill them with kindness but if you're a bit creative, you can kill them with anything laying around, really.
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 5h
And the winner is depression… can’t be bothered to buy a nice bottle of wine
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 11h
ever since i was a little girl i knew i would be insane on the internet someday
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 6h
happy mean girls day bitches
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 6h
Ok so weird story, but today at a family breakfast, my mom mentioned that when we were younger, she and my Pop were approached by a man who wanted to raise me. He and his wife apparently asked if they could have me after seeing in a restaurant. My siblings and I were astounded. Um… WTF?! 
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 7h
Don't forget to sit with your favourite tree today
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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 7h
I know they're "first world problems" but do there have to be so many?
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 9h
Talk about the failures of capitalism and chill?
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 7h
It’s not that hard, guys- Danny just gave you the blueprint
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of my favorite people are dogs.
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was just the right amount of whelmed today.
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"You have nice legs." Thanks, I built them by hovering over public toilet seats.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026
and please don't use my own words against me they are my words, get your own words
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong" -Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong" -Parents: “You're living wrong" -Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The only thing that keeps me going is pure stubbornness. And maybe a little hope. It's day to day.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is about me.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around
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LoraBorealis @loratheexplorer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How your email finds me.
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to make this awkward, but I took out life insurance policies out on about half of you. Now I just wait
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m popular in all the wrong ways.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
After all what is a spoon but a bowl on a stick
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 30/09/2026
i feel like we’re not using the word goober enough these days
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro, you are not 2 legit and you should quit
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Find someone who will commit to you with as much determination as Eric Schmitt displayed to that *gotcha moment* 🥴🥴
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’ve got to get more evil immediately
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daughter called me from school sick. Once I broke her out of there I discovered that what that means is she got taco sauce on her shirt.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
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that girl from somewhere @thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never underestimate the restorative power of good books and warm baths
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your late 30s on, you no longer have time or energy for subtleties, just tell me directly if you think we should touch each other's butts
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stuartfiddle [@stuartfiddle] 

responding "ummmm i have a boyfriend" anytime a coworker asks me to do something in my job description
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach
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~ Alison Peace @irishali13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Poem for Tuesday 9.29.26 Seemed appropriate for now. a good girl ~Alison Peace —Some days I wear sadness, like a heavy cloak, a Halloween costume that's happy, so maybe no one knows Smile, they say/When I'm depressed my therapist says —don't get in your bed until the sun goes down —
—a good girl
Some days I wear sadness,
like a heavy cloak, a Halloween costume that's happy, so maybe no one knows Smile, they say,
I say "F-off" in my head Some days I wear weary
I wear it until I can lie down.
When I'm depressed
my therapist says —don't get in your bed until the sun goes down
Is that when I've smiled enough for you I crawl in, pull the blanket up like that cloak Some days, I disappear when the sun goes down, and I wear the sadness like the years of being verbally assaulted bullied and tormented
the high school teacher who touched my bottom, the boy who punched me in the face when I said no.
The things I can't say out loud, the predator who broke in, I tell my therapist
- But I was
a good girl, a good girl —I smiled
Alison Peace
For every survivor
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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The tailings from our conversation are still poisoning the ground water of my first impression of you.
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