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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 27m

Closest I come to James Bond is, he used to enjoy Canasta and used to enjoy a can of Stella.

Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 40m

Instead of The Crow. The Kool-Ade. KOOL-ADE bursts into Gideon’s Pawnbrokers. GIDEON: (spluttering) You’re trespassing!….and you owe me a fuckin’ new WALL!

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 3h

The resting expression of a creature who doesn’t have to pay bills.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 7h

Trump must have been disappointed when he asked Epstein for a ‘high class’ hooker and she wasn’t from the top rated class in Junior High.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 11h

“REFLEXES! That’s what you got. Never seen a man beat the snake before.”

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 15h

You can’t have ‘Discombobulate’ without ‘U bomb, Late Disco’.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 21h

Can’t wait for Trump to get impeached for accepting bribes and have to plead the 5th Emolument.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 22h

When I take photos I much prefer ‘things’ and ‘places’ to people but this is one of my favourite people photos.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 22h

Paul Atreides: (using voice) “<<REMOVE HER GAG>>” (Harkonnen guard starts unbinding The Lady Jessica) Paul: <<WAIT, LEAVE THE NIPPLE CLAMPS ON>>

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 22h

If you remember hearing lines such as ‘we were limited by the technology of the time’, at one point I had a job reviewing warranty refund claims from garages and everything had to fit into an Excel cell so max 256 characters for why an engine blew up and all the parts numbers they needed to fix it.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 22h

Picard: RAMMING SPEED! Riker: (smirking) That’s what she… Picard: NOT NOW, NUMBER 1.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 23h

Someone’s selling their Zippy Hefner on Vinted.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gutenberg and Cider to hold a joint press conference.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good job I’m not Linneaus, there’s only so many things you can call ‘fluffy little fucker’ before it gets confusing. I suppose ‘fluffy little yellow fucker’(canary), ‘fluffy little grey fucker’ (dormouse), ‘fluffy little Australian fucker’ (Kylie Minogue).

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The catch with being called Dr Doom is you are nominatively determined to start every villainous monologue with ‘We’ve had the results back and I’m afraid it’s bad news…’

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Taking photos of other people and calling them ‘youies’.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Trash Compactor in Star Wars is a powerful metaphor for the lower colon.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

10 years married, 17 years together. The patience of this woman is remarkable.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I remember when my first marriage was going through a Rocky patch. She kept yelling “Adrian” during sex.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Picard: ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT! Feet: Oh, it’s like *that* is it?

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Setting my alarm tone to a lullaby so I can get back to sleep quickly.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thanos with the Infinity Keyboard CTRL-ALT-DELeting half the running tasks.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ribena is just microdosing blackcurrants.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AUTOPSY! Autopsy. Not ‘Auto-Pussy’. Well that just got a lot differently sexy.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Save the bees but let the Green Hornet franchise stay dead please.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Oh don’t be such a baby!” I say disgustedly to the baby.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not ‘Insane’. I prefer the term ‘Differently sane’.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

‘Alien’ themed pantomime: (Crowd chant) “He’s insiiiide youuuuu”.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

‘Intubation, Masturbation, whatever. At least he died with a smile on his face’. (Me failing to impress the medical board of enquiry).

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Scooby Doo but he’s a cow. Minor precondition: they might have to change the name of the program *slightly*.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anus: (offering up a turd) Here, I made this for you.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Butter Bridge 2 level on Super Mario World has entered the ring.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dominic West should be cast to play a comeback of the character Dirty Dennis in Eastenders. Well it can’t make it any worse, can it?

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight. It’s if the dog is packing heat.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Onions: yes, I am delicious. But I can hurt you.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can’t believe The Smurfs is on Sky Movies and somebody told me.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone on here came out all guns blazing to attack me based on an imagined typical sexist piggery attitude precluded on their pre-existing experience that I had nothing to do with at all. I would have loved to have engaged in contrarian discourse but I’m not supposed to have fun while I’m at work.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Geez, thanks MEN, I’ve just been called a typical MAN because of all of your goofing off.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A successful earworm is where it’s still stuck in your head on repeat but you don’t mind it. This happened to me once in 1985 and it was the chorus of Money For Nothing by Dire Straights.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Snork Maiden affecting ‘nothing unusual going on here’ but simultaneously wondering if anyone in the room noticed her discreet new nipple ring.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI not at the Self Aware stage; still firmly in the Self Deluding stage. When he grows up he’s gonna be a REAL boy.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Need a ‘stern grandmother’ alarm that, when you reach for the snooze button, raps you aross the knuckles with a wooden spoon.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making our travel plans with foresight AND the benefit of hindsight, paying loads more money NOT to take the london underground during rush hour on Friday with suitcases.

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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would like to take issue with Senokot saying that 'Senna is nature's original laxative' when I think Sabre Tooth Tigers could probably make the same claim.

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If Terry Thomas became a rapper, would he be DJ Terry-T or MC T-Tom?

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