Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure. 27518
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands 122742603
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21591991688
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialnick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*sets white noise generator to data center* 02510
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5162741733
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay 1642146
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it 231675615
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026My man looks like John Oliver's worst possible timeline in infinite dimensions. 3364
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026New work badge reel. Thanks @clairezagorski.bsky.social ! 2282
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026still attempting to be a weed edible person. ate 6 garlic knots and laughed until I cried at a hypothetical joke about "fashion weak" with no idea what the setup or even the punchline was. just imagining a frail creature ambling down a catwalk 1246923
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.comiwillvote.comI Will VoteBe a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election. 4215100
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread 1464055
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two 341241150
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414562701
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialcleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026airport scanners should send the results to a doctor 192
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Floyd's first ice cube since last summer. Fan and portable aircon going. Mid 30s (°c) today. Spring, is everything ok? 87020
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026why does every tesla driver make driving look so hard 109328
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!) 512723
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/03/2024Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us 131265271
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist. 02123354
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i still think there’s something supernatural going on in the bowling ball return machine 817621
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what ME: no i just came in to say that 122945
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026me: please take me with you even if for just the briefest time a respite from all of this so i can catch my breath and allow my thoughts to settle my missing socks: 49247
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They wouldn't let me leave the grocery store until I bought 500 grams of protein 515032
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Checked outside and it’s doing good 710219
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm back and I'm here to tell you that dates and times are no laughing matter on here. Please use them responsibly! 391023147
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't think of anything to post so here's a picture of my friend Russ 1033027
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m so glad I don’t have the confidence required to bet on things. 06810
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hey folks, I've got a new litter of Skarsgård brothers here if anybody wants one. 826591
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Here are my top 3 business ideas for September 2026. Please don't steal them and become a billionaire. 158214
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The theme from Dawson's Creek plays as the camera pans to me sitting inside the claw machine, waiting for mall security to let me out again 510033
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129822234
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026More like................................................................................................................... DaftKings 1333
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When they accidentally put an onion ring in your bag of fries 1999
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialEamon Javers @eamonjavers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is a subhed for the ages in the WSJ this morning: “Talk of heading off artificial intelligence’s potential role in destroying humanity hurt some stocks and helped others” 42979276
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.social💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I love second hand shopping 5749981266
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026getting kicked out of the LOTR book club for pronouncing gollum with a soft g 84102497
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialPasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026People have cars that drive themselves and I'm still trying to figure out cruise control. 092
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026one of the cooler aspects of being a doomsday prepper is being able to go down into your bunker and admire your baked beans collection at any time 518629
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialBoo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 08/09/2026really wish i was taking a nap in a basket of warm rolls rn 18737
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ME: *calls radio station to make song request* DJ: did you just call them oreo speedwagon 421838
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.social🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's okay that you didn't answer when I called. I figured you were busy. And that you hate me. 88715
Reposted by @52sicarius.bsky.socialTommytoughstuff @tommytoughstuff.bsky.social · 19/07/2023[After losing a rap battle] "How did he get a hold of my credit score?" 048794
