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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aspen police are warning citizens not to take selfies with bears. Although they do admit it would be pretty fucking cool.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/09/2026

you ever meet someone and have a feeling you’re gonna be friends? it just happened to me. super nice dude. talented. seemed genuinely interested in me, asking all sorts of questions to get to know me. i hope everyone is lucky enough to meet their own tom ripley

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some of the most powerful and influential people of today got their start by pooping in the potty.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I asked the cashier working at KFC what the 11 secret herbs and spices are, and he just told me.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

think you’re in love? go eat some cheese about it and put on some fuzzy socks. now you love cheese and fuzzy socks, the end.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

step back I have others to curse with my blessings today

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just woke up thinking it’s Saturday but I also woke up thinking I’m colonel sanders, so whatever

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wellsir, time to put on my big boy pants and sublimate how I really feel

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The last time I was truly happy, I was spreading cheese on a cracker with a little red stick.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whenever a band lets a drummer just go fucking hoopy on a solo I say YEAH like I’m at the show, like she/he can hear me

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The best handjob I ever received was from a hot girl in college. She paid for it and even tipped the guy.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

genx now using mychart like boomers use facebook

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you see your cup as half empty, you probably bought the wrong size bra.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I ate 7 plums for breakfast Young, dumb, and full of plum

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026

traffic is exponentially worse if you don’t get to see what caused it

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the sign in front of the local Bob Evan’s says “have banana pudding for breakfast” and i could only think “here we are in this very problematic year of twenty twenty-six and look at Bob out here just providing solutions”

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I heard a Hims commercial talking about weak erections. I don’t know about you, fellas, but I don’t want to have a boner for 7 day.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This day in history. 1995. Talk Like a Pirate Day. Some people call it Aaarrrbour Day.

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the microplastics are stored in the Magic 8 Ball

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

got my pizzaralls on today (overalls for eatin 🍕)

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m a school photographer. I’ve been cussed at, threatened, and spit on. And that’s just the teachers.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17/09/2026

social la croixdit score

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m buying a PT Cruiser so if I ever have sex again, it’ll be in a PT Cruiser.

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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*scheduling a meeting, marking myself as optional, and declining*

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Identity theft is no joke! If you would like to join the National Anti-Identity Theft List please comment bellow with your name, social security number, and your bank account & routing numbers.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the last time I had a loud orgasm my neighbor ran out to his front porch holding a shotgun

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My 29 hour Nana week is over. Please put me to bed and throw mini muffins and gummies into my mouth.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m an idiot, and I’ll die an idiot, but I can take a punch and I can also eat an entire box of Wheat Thins when I’m feeling down so I figure it’s a wash

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

asked my 5 year old If she wanted chicken for dinner and she just started booing

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17/09/2026

the best part of being a ninja was probably walking around the house without worrying about waking up your sleeping baby

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trump says if the republicans win in November, he’s bringing back the Arby’s 5 for 5 deal.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m so old I recently bought my 3rd bottle of Worcestershire sauce

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Highlights was great at identifying Goofus but didn’t say shit about how to deal with him and so here we are

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

you just know that, when Batman desires a game of strategy and probability, he plays batgammon

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

People have cars that drive themselves and I'm still trying to figure out cruise control.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

me, writing a long post: ppl love the long posts me, seeing someone else’s long post: fuck it im not reading this

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My doctor is so honest. I’ve never heard a man say, “we all make mistakes,” more in my life.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This day in history. 630. Feast day of Venerius the Hermit. I wonder if anyone has told him.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

‪Unless the word taffy is involved, I don't care about any apple announcement. ‬

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Making voodoo dolls of mutuals so I can feed them cheese and play with their hair

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

news reporter on tv: they’re saying it’s the largest carmel corn heist in history wife: *looks directly at me*

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I miss peeing in those old glass porta-potties that had phones in them.

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

as per my last message in a bottle i remain shipwrecked

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It’s days like these I wish my dog could pet me back.

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