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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P

@clairezagorski.bsky.social
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Postdoc at @opioidcobre.bsky.social. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella Shop: pinpenmerger.etsy.com Venmo: claireifc

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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 10h
Dont watch this. They want to see huge numbers. Don’t give them that. And there’s no going back after watching someone be killed violently. It’ll change you. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Fort Hood shooter’s execution will be live-streamed, Defense Dept. says
“We’ll make sure that people are able to watch it,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Thursday about the firing squad execution of convicted Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 11h
www.statnews.com/2026/10/05/u... Hear me out. If an AI can safely prescribe acne medication without any physician oversight, it should just be OTC.
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Utah plows ahead with more health AI pilots for prescriptions, women’s health
Utah plans to allow an AI product to evaluate patients and write new drug prescriptions without prior human review.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me activating after I saw that video of a racist white lady who bought a house next to huston tillotson (an HBCU) and started leaving racist notes on cars and screaming that it was her neighborhood and the black students shouldn’t be allowed to park near her house
A still from The Descent showing a spelunker being stalked by a slimy cave monster
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 04/10/2026
Ok LAST ONE
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk's xAI on Friday persuaded a US federal appeals court to halt Minnesota's first-in-the-nation ban on AI-generated fake nude images as the technology and social media company pursues a lawsuit alleging that the law is unconstitutional.
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US appeals court blocks Minnesota's AI 'nudification' law for now in XAI lawsuit
Elon Musk's xAI on Friday ​persuaded a US ‌federal appeals court to halt Minnesota's first-in-the-nation ​ban on AI-generated ​fake nude images as ⁠the technology and ​social media company pursues ​a lawsuit alleging that the law is unconstitutional.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amazing photo editing, well done.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that one guy hogging the mic after your conference talk when you’re a woman
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday, ON CORNELL’S e-learning platform, there was a panel on building public trust in higher ed, with organizations and individuals who should know better…about this “Trust Agenda”. View it here: ecornell.cornell.edu/keynotes/ove...
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Keynote: Trust in the University | eCornell
Be Informed. Be Inspired. Experience the Best of Cornell, Live and On Demand.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amazing that two explanations are plausible: this was accidental, bc Trump’s cognitive decline is that bad, and that he did it on purpose bc Trump hates essentially everyone, even his supposed allies
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And with all this going on, @cornelluniversity.bsky.social has the AUDACITY to release their “Trust Agenda”…a response to the Trump Compacts on 9/22 AND! @aacu.org thinks it’s a great idea to LIFT THIS UP AS A BEACON OF BUILDING TRUST IN HIGHER ED? But wait, there’s more.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do you MEAN no one at @aacu.org @science.org @aaas.org @cornelluniversity.bsky.social or American Association of Arts and Sciences said “we need to pump the breaks on this in light of current events. It wasn’t the plan, but Cornell cannot be ‘an instant classic’ of public trust right now…”
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cleansing my gut via active Campylobacter infection 🧘‍♀️
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zilker’s grass is treated with a material that uses manure, so maybe we should all buy stock in whichever company makes Imodium AD and/or Pedialyte 💩💩💩
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot take incoming! Women should be able to go to college, attend a party, have a raucous threesome after snorting k off of some Chad’s dick, and STILL not be gang raped after she’s too intoxicated to consent. If you have to be an angel to be a victim, none of us are safe. (That’s the point.)
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trump take salsa
A post from Texas Public radio:

Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trump take salsa
A post from Texas Public radio:

Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
By Andrew Schneider | Houston Public Media
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 02/10/2026
And as I am a broken record on all of this, I will say it again: none of this lives in isolation. I wrote a whole book 10(!!!!!!) years ago on college football and sexual assault because there are so many upsetting and repeating patterns. I’d love for the book to be irrelevant! Please!!!
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 02/10/2026
Harvard Is Selling a $699 Course Taught by A.I. Clones of Its Faculty
To create a new bootcamp for entrepreneurs, Harvard Business School made A.I. avatars of its instructors.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder that not only does our government murder its own people, it cant do it quickly without causing unfathomable pain and suffering. The existence of the death penalty is one of this country’s greatest shames, and we have a LOT.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you have the privilege, you should be willing to help persecuted people escape torture, imprisonment, and displacement, even at the expense of a record. Nurse Freeman is invited to ALL the good things.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I learned very fast that dialing up my accent and southernisms by like, 15% charms the cheese outta the folks in Providence.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
New work badge reel. Thanks @clairezagorski.bsky.social !
Round badge reel says 'you are safe with me" with pride flag colors
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what helps mosquitoes spread? Even expand their range northward? *climate change* Ours is now a hotter and swampier country, and GOP choices got us here.
(b) Diagnosing, preventing, and treating the syndromes and diseases spread by ticks and mosquitoes in the United States, including alpha-gal syndrome, Theileriosis, Rocky Mountain spotted fever, Lyme disease, and Babesiosis (spread by ticks), and viral infections such as West Nile, Zika, Chikungunya, and Dengue fever (spread by mosquitoes).
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
well thank GOD I can offload the nuisance of creating art to a program so I can dedicate even more hours to maximizing profits
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI keeps on winning, look at this excellent and very useful graphic about placing your disembodied foot on a lil pillow.
An AI generated image meant to explain RICE (rest ice compression elevation) for a sprained ankle. It’s very odd and confusing, and the elevation illustration is a floating foot sitting on a pillow.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally though, the worst thing women do to men who are passed out is nothing. Maybe draw a weiner on his face. If it’s a friend.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just blasting yourself in the femoral artery for fun
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, having to essentially babysit your adult spouse sounds like a huge bummer. Like making sure your Pomeranian doesn’t eat the garbage. And they’re like “it’s INSANE that we don’t follow our wives around and keep them on leashes so they don’t run into traffic or chat with a waitress”
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They fear women having unsupervised access to one another because when women gather, we share share knowledge. That’s power.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FREE JEREMY AND ERIS!!
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who’s moving states in a week and broke her ankle? 🙋‍♀️ I will need like a full week of massages when this shit is over.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨 AUSTIN AREA! 🚨 I have 8 of these and need ‘em dispatched before next week! They’re two-sided, 100% waterproof corrugated vinyl, and come with a two-pronged metal stake for your yard. $25 cash or Venmo/CashApp! Pickup only from RR because I have a busted ankle!
An orange sign (they’re more orange IRL, like a reddish orange) reading “drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy”. An orange sign (they’re more orange IRL, like a reddish orange) reading “drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy”.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The government isn’t racist you’re being hysterical” I give you: Chinese dragon holding opium poppies DEA swag patches paid for with tax money
A circular patch for the DEA reading “heroin intelligence unit”. The image depicts a traditional Chinese dragon emerging from a body of water, clutching a few heroin poppies.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate it so much. This can happen to you too. A year ago, almost everyone doubted this would happen. I had faculty at other schools telling me I was hysterical. (Irony!) Watch for the installation of right wing figureheads without an academic background. Watch for assaults on faculty governance.
BREAKING NEWS
UT cuts all Women's, Gender and Sexuality Studies courses from core curriculum
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m busy. And I get a lot of comments from people who say that they don’t know how I do it all. You know how I do so much? I don’t have kids. Don’t compare your reality to other peoples’! Almost everyone who asks me about time management is a working mom. Babe, I don’t know how YOU do it.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: The Tompkins County DA is re-opening the criminal investigation into the Cornell 7. abcnews.com/US/district-...
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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m repeating this because it utterly infuriates the worst people alive: Divestment from the South is racist. Stay mad about it.
A map of the USA showing concentration of Black people by county. Strong concentrations all throughout the Deep South and up into Maryland and Jersey.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yall really have to stop imagining that AI is IRL Jarvis. It doesn’t know things. It doesn’t think ahead of us. Deferring to it like some kind of oracle is the wrong (and potentially dangerous) move.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The true UT has prevailed 🤘🧡🐂
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love it when Roku tries to get me to watch all of the Toy Story movies Unfortunately I don’t have time today to sob my contacts right out of my eyes
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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 25/09/2026
if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
re Gucci
A still from Finding Nemo where Bloat says “Oh, Darla” with sadness. I changed it to Oh, Demna bc yikes that was something
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Ed Overbeek @edoverbeek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’re wondering why Science would publish this, it’s because they hired a writer who’s also a flunky for the AI industry. If you’re wondering why Science would let a flunky for the AI industry cover AI… that’s a great question.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can the new cutting-edge dollies models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study by small female children.
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Top 5 Best Crying Doll (Budget-Friendly Options (2026))
2026's Top 5 Best Crying Doll Top Rated and Reviewed. Easily choose and compare the Best Crying Doll for you all in one place. (Budget-Friendly Options (2026))
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How it feels when Turning Point USA targets an organization I’m part of (Texas Harm Reduction Alliance) We’re doing a good job if it’s drawing the attention of those losers Harm reduction is evidence-based. It saves lives, improves several health outcomes, and saves public money.
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Badass Hellno: Woman Catches Snake
ALT: Badass Hellno: Woman Catches Snake
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